Cope I just spent $470 on sex toys

[Potbellypos]

I got a second blowjob machine, a fleshlight warmer, multiple fleshlights, multiple bottles of lube, a shower mount, and a hand grip sleeve (no shell). This new blowjob machine has handles so I'm hoping it will be more comfortable to use than the cumbersome first generation model.

 

[JestER]

copemogs me

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

copemogs me

 

[Saysitsover]

Use your mouth to give yourself BJ

 

[Numb]

explain the shower mount tf

 

[Deleted member 27159]

copemogs me

 

[Deleted member 27204]

explain the shower mount tf

It's straight forward enough. It's for jacking off when you are in the shower.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

It's beyond over for you

 

[Potbellypos]

explain the shower mount tf

You stick it to the wall, attach the fleshlight, and fuck it.

Use your mouth to give yourself BJ

I'm not that flexible, though I've tried it in the past and barely managed to get the tip in but it didn't feel good.

 

[Benj-amin]

I got a second blowjob machine, a fleshlight warmer, multiple fleshlights, multiple bottles of lube, a shower mount, and a hand grip sleeve (no shell). This new blowjob machine has handles so I'm hoping it will be more comfortable to use than the cumbersome first generation model.

CAN I GET A LARGE COPE WITH A SIDE OF IT'S OVER?

 

[Words2_live_bye]

copemogs me

 

[Eschewcel]

Some fleshlights are absolutely awesome. You did well purchasing it. Good cope.

 

[metabuxx]

Copemogs me. I wish I had money to buy a blowjob toy.

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Copemogs me to the El Taviv and back.
Only thing ı have is a fleshlight and a 40 ml bottle of lube

 

[Potbellypos]

Copemogs me to the El Taviv and back.
Only thing ı have is a fleshlight and a 40 ml bottle of lube

Hey, that's all you really need. I bought my first blowjob machine years ago and only used it a few times. I prefer manually masturbating with a fleshlight.

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Hey, that's all you really need. I bought my first blowjob machine years ago and only used it a few times. I prefer manually masturbating with a fleshlight.

Brutal
Years of lonenliness combined with porn fucked our brains so much we cant even feel happy with normal sex.

 

[Haywire]

Some fleshlights are absolutely awesome. You did well purchasing it. Good cope.

which ones

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Based and copingpilled

 

[waste matter]

Gotta cope boyo hope it helps you real good

 

[Babica Yaga]

Get Jesus

 

[Deleted member 20139]

bought that in december

 

[Deleted member 236]

Why? Toys feel like shit and nothing like human skin. You could have paid for a few real blowjobs with that money.

 

[StSausageCel]

I might have to start e-whoring so I can get money for copes like this ngl

 

[Selinity]

I got a second blowjob machine, a fleshlight warmer, multiple fleshlights, multiple bottles of lube, a shower mount, and a hand grip sleeve (no shell). This new blowjob machine has handles so I'm hoping it will be more comfortable to use than the cumbersome first generation model.

I expect a review thread soon, OP

 

[Deleted member 29003]

CAN I GET A LARGE COPE WITH A SIDE OF IT'S OVER?

 

[Deleted member 19236]

impressive

 

[Deleted member 27161]

CAN I GET A LARGE COPE WITH A SIDE OF IT'S OVER?
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[Tenshi]

blowjob machine

 

[Therapywasaaste]

blowjob machine

Didn't know you could buy a foid

 

[BITG]

copemogs me

 

[Tenshi]

Didn't know you could buy a foid

 

[Potbellypos]

which ones

Destroya was my favorite for a while, but I've been using the bi-hive exclusively since I got it.

 

[Deleted member 13785]

Fleshlight warmer isn't worth the money IMO. When you're horny you don't really wanna wait around for ten minutes for the thing to warm up, and besides the normal friction from fapping will warm it up anyways. I used it about two or three times then threw it out.

 

[Deleted member 10150]

Le p00r

 

[Numb]

It's straight forward enough.

Not if you know what "shower mount" usually means in these sorts of contexts

 

[Detro]

I have several onaholes.
If you masturbate in any capacity there's no reason NOT to get one.
Just know that it's not going to feel much better than you're hand at first because you killed your dicks sensitivity from years of friction.
But once you fap exclusively with a onahole for months/years it's difficult to go back to just hand. Only time I use my hand is when I want a quick fap and am too lazy to clean afterwards.
Lord help humanity the day a self cleaning onahole is invented.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I got a second blowjob machine, a fleshlight warmer, multiple fleshlights, multiple bottles of lube, a shower mount, and a hand grip sleeve (no shell). This new blowjob machine has handles so I'm hoping it will be more comfortable to use than the cumbersome first generation model.

Dis y u inkwell

 

[Deleted member 27204]

Not if you know what "shower mount" usually means in these sorts of contexts

No tbh haven't heard it used in any other context.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I got a second blowjob machine, a fleshlight warmer, multiple fleshlights, multiple bottles of lube, a shower mount, and a hand grip sleeve (no shell). This new blowjob machine has handles so I'm hoping it will be more comfortable to use than the cumbersome first generation model.

you maybe the new coom king mogging @Wizard32

 

[achref]

copemogs me

 

[cvh1991]

CAN I GET A LARGE COPE WITH A SIDE OF IT'S OVER?
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Lmao

 

[Emba]

CAN I GET A LARGE COPE WITH A SIDE OF IT'S OVER?
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Would you like some rope with that?

 

[Benj-amin]

Would you like some rope with that?

Nope, only Hope.

 

[PPEcel]

copemogs me

 

[Numb]

No tbh haven't heard it used in any other context.

kek

 

[Potbellypos]

I'm getting incredibly cucked right now these fuckers still haven't shipped my order.

 

[Autismus Maximus]

I got a second blowjob machine, a fleshlight warmer, multiple fleshlights, multiple bottles of lube, a shower mount, and a hand grip sleeve (no shell). This new blowjob machine has handles so I'm hoping it will be more comfortable to use than the cumbersome first generation model.

I just got one fleshlight. Do report on the succ. How good does it feel, how does it smell (if it smells like a chemical plant in China my dick isn't going near it), how much of a hassle is it to clean v.s. a regular fleshlight?

 

[Reprobus]

Lord help humanity the day a self cleaning onahole is invented.

I’ll be in line to get one tbh. I have a fleshlight can’t stand to use it because it’s like five minutes of cleaning

 

[Sheogorath]

you maybe the new coom king mogging @Wizard32

have never deserved the title as I've never coomed anywhere near as much as the daily totals I've seen bragged about on here

nor even fapking because I don't even try to coom that often

 

[Loner94]

Good on you