I planned to lose my virginity to an escort today or tomorrow, but it's not going to happen...

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Why not today? Last night I was awake very late and only had time to sleep less than 4 hours, but I did not even need the alarm, I already woke up 45 mins before the alarm. I played music very loudly last night to prevent the sexhavers above me in their bedroom from sleeping after they had sex. I was very "non-alert" today as a consequence. This simply can't be the day.

I decided today that I will go tomorrow. But. I looked at the mirror. I have a massive, under-the-skin pimple at the tip of my nose + very nasty-looking smaller pimple under my eye that has spread the redness and blood to a much larger area, it looks like someone has punched me in the eye. This is a consequence of me eating a very minor amount of chocolate/cocoa a few days ago. I have literally chocolate products years past their "use before" date that I have been given long time ago uneated and unopened still, despite me liking chocolate, because they always cause more acne a few days later and lasting a week or two.

If I will go with this face, the escort would not give me proper "GFE" with lots of kissing, and that is what I am after.
 
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You won't get the GFE either way.
 
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Why not just pay to fuck, GFE seems like scam. Like why pay for kissing at that point, she’s gargled 1000s of litres of cum there is nothing special about it.
 
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No you can't turn up for an escort with a face like that.
 
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I don't even consider escorts, if they don't provide GFE (without extra) and have more than a few confirmed real, positive reviews and no negative reviews.
You won't get the GFE either way.
According to the reviews, I will get.
Why not just pay to fuck, GFE seems like scam. Like why pay for kissing at that point, she’s gargled 1000s of litres of cum there is nothing special about it.
I don't consider escorts who have kissing as an extra.
 
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No you can't turn up for an escort with a face like that.
The problem is I haven't had a pimple-free day since being something like 7 year old. Every day I get a few more, but these couple at the moment are especially bad (I have also other active pimples at the moment).
 
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just put a bag over your head. it's all good
 
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On the other hand, your worry isn't meaningless. But on the other hand, that's crazy that you should still think about what you look like even when you pay for sex.
I hate foids so much. Why can't she kiss you if you pay for it? What the fuck? That's her job after all.
 
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Why not just pay to fuck, GFE seems like scam. Like why pay for kissing at that point, she’s gargled 1000s of litres of cum there is nothing special about it.
Zero clue why anyone would want to kiss a whore.

Then again that rules out even kissing if you got a gf... :feelshmm:
 
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Zero clue why anyone would want to kiss a whore.

Then again that rules out even kissing if you got a gf... :feelshmm:
I just want to hold hands with an untainted foid is that too much to ask?

 
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I just want to hold hands with an untainted foid is that too much to ask?

Yeah if only 2d foids existed. And we're free from the chad chasing whore genes of today's modern foid.
 
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Zero clue why anyone would want to kiss a whore.

Then again that rules out even kissing if you got a gf... :feelshmm:
Kissing is really nice tbh, I kissed on and off throughout the whole hour idc. I'll do the same again next time.
 
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Is escorts legal in your country?
 
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Escorts are for cucks
 
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Zero clue why anyone would want to kiss a whore.

Then again that rules out even kissing if you got a gf... :feelshmm:

There's a difference between a whore and an escort then. Escorts cost more, but you can get GFE with kissing from them.
Escorts are for cucks
Are you also a young virgin? What would you do if you reach 31 years like me still being kissless virgin?
Kissing is really nice tbh, I kissed on and off throughout the whole hour idc. I'll do the same again next time.
Did it come naturally from the first seconds?
 
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Did it come naturally from the first seconds?
It was a bit weird for the first moment or two, then it become more natural. I'm glad she initiated, but of course she could surely tell that I was nervous.
 
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it's the next night and OP is in jail I guess
 
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it's the next night and OP is in jail I guess
No, I'm not in jail, why would I? I am still awake at 3:45 AM and I need to wake up in the morning...
 
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so OP is balls deep in escort pussy while posting now
 
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It was a bit weird for the first moment or two, then it become more natural. I'm glad she initiated, but of course she could surely tell that I was nervous.
I now worry about herpes simplex, it can be transmitted without there being anything visible.
so OP is balls deep in escort pussy while posting now
No. What?
 
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The escort won't care about the pimples on your face, remember the only reason she's even there is because you're paying her, that's it.
 
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THE OPPORTUNITY WAS WASTED, THE PIMPLE UNDER EYE GOT BETTER, I COULD HAVE DONE THIS, BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE, SHE HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION, NO OTHERS HERE AND MAYBE NOT FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF NEW LOCKDOWN AND IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO THE COUNTRY. I AM VERY, VERY ANGRY NOW FOR MYSELF AND MY MOTHER WHO CALLED AND RUINED MY DAY (CAN'T SAY MORE, SHE IS TOTALLY NOT GRASPING AT ALL MY SUFFERING, SHE PROBABLY GENUINELY THINKS THAT I AM PERFECTLY FINE AND ASEXUAL). THERE WILL NEVER BE A NEW OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THIS ESCORT. THERE WILL NEVER BE A NEW OPPORTUNITY TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY WHEN 30 YEARS OLD.
 
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That woman kisses random guys and sucks their dicks everyday, and you still want to kiss her ?

Isn't that gross ?

Sex with a whore is ok IMHO, but you don't want to touch the wet parts with your mouth.
THE OPPORTUNITY WAS WASTED, THE PIMPLE UNDER EYE GOT BETTER, I COULD HAVE DONE THIS, BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE, SHE HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION, NO OTHERS HERE AND MAYBE NOT FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF NEW LOCKDOWN AND IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO THE COUNTRY. I AM VERY, VERY ANGRY NOW FOR MYSELF AND MY MOTHER WHO CALLED AND RUINED MY DAY (CAN'T SAY MORE, SHE IS TOTALLY NOT GRASPING AT ALL MY SUFFERING, SHE PROBABLY GENUINELY THINKS THAT I AM PERFECTLY FINE AND ASEXUAL). THERE WILL NEVER BE A NEW OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THIS ESCORT. THERE WILL NEVER BE A NEW OPPORTUNITY TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY WHEN 30 YEARS OLD.
Don't develop a oneitis to a whore, man.

The scamdemic lockdowns are a concern for the future of prostitution though, I'll give you that.
 
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That woman kisses random guys and sucks their dicks everyday, and you still want to kiss her ?

Isn't that gross ?

Sex with a whore is ok IMHO, but you don't want to touch the wet parts with your mouth.

Don't develop a oneitis to a whore, man.
You are 41 y.o. (never fucked any other than prostitutes) and still kissless? Have you ever had 69 and/or cunnilingus?
 
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I NEVER kiss whores. They literally suck TENS of dicks with that mouth just before you. If this is not disgusting, I don't know what it is.
 
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I NEVER kiss whores. They literally suck TENS of dicks with that mouth just before you. If this is not disgusting, I don't know what it is.
You want to die never kissing a girl in your life even once?!
Apart from herpes simplex, what other threats from kissing?
 
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she’s gargled 1000s of litres of cum there is nothing special about it.
How can you be sure of this :feelswhere: and dont nonescort foids already do this anyway?
I NEVER kiss whores. They literally suck TENS of dicks with that mouth just before you. If this is not disgusting, I don't know what it is.
So are you virgin till death type of incel ?
 
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The scamdemic lockdowns are a concern for the future of prostitution though, I'll give you that.
At the moment there is barely any ads online, very empty at the moment.
 
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So are you virgin till death type of incel ?

He just doesn't kiss whores, which used to be the norm with prostitution anyway.

I always thought there are two golden rules with prostitution : the client pays first, and no kissing.
 
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He just doesn't kiss whores, which used to be the norm with prostitution anyway.

I always thought there are two golden rules with prostitution : the client pays first, and no kissing.
It's kind of moot in 2021 since regular whores gargle harder on chad cum than most money hungry foids who get paid for sex.

True. But why would you pay to kiss an escort?
Interesting question tbh ngl ded srs
 
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Ι have fucked whores, but man I can't kiss then. It's already too much for me that I touch a bed that an old Pakistani dude touched just before me.

I don't care about her used vagina though, everyone wears a condom.
 
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> swallows the cum of thousands Of low value men, who could have aids, sPhyllis or herpes or haven’t washed their dick in days.
> op: “can we kiss”.

never could be me
 
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What a bunch of semi-gays and fakecels...
He just doesn't kiss whores, which used to be the norm with prostitution anyway.

I always thought there are two golden rules with prostitution : the client pays first, and no kissing.
Do you want to die without kissing the opposite sex even once in your life? Yes or No?
True. But why would you pay to kiss an escort?
Because I don't want to die without having kissed.
I always thought there are two golden rules with prostitution : the client pays first, and no kissing.
Escorts who offer GFE are becoming the norm nowadays here.
 
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