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I was around 25 when I decided to take advice from /b/ and get a hooker. I went to a local website devoted to this kind of services and found there smoking hot petite red head offering her services. I've bought a cheap nokia burner phone for this occasion and made a call. A middle-aged foid on the other end told me to call as soon I'll get to the address she gave me. Few minutes later I was in front of the late-soviet built condo dialing her number. After short call I was finally invited to the appartment.

The door was already opened and I was faced with a short middle-aged foid in a bathrobe. Her hair was dyed long time ago so you can see natural black hair underneath fake blonde. Aside from her there was a tall black chick in white lingerie. So that was the pimp with an escort. I was quite surprised to see a black prostitute in the middle of Russian nowhere. I'm not into tall girls and she was like 8 inches taller than me (I'm 5'7), I did not like her at all.
I told pimp that selection is not very impressive and hot chick from ad would be very desirable, she responded with "you can fuck me if you want". Oh man, that's what I call obsession with customer! Nevertheless I decided to fuck the black girl.
I was offered a shower. The bath was half-full of muddy water, pubic hair and razors were all over that place. Overcoming disgust I stepped in and showered.

She escorted me to the room. I noticed she has 2 phones, while she was taking cash from me: a smartphone and cheap dumb phone. " Operation security. You and I are alike" I was thinking. I laid on the bed and she tried to make me hard using her hands. It didn't work. She was way too ugly. Her saggy tits were dangling there just like my pipi. "Does it hurt?" she asked with thick French accent. She barely speaks Russian, that's why she was silent all the time. I was well into my second year of French course but talking to a prostitute in French is such a decadence. I was barely able to make my thingy work, so she end up sucking my lump carrot while I was laying on my back. I had to think about my anime waifus to finally cum.

To be honest it felt worse than jerking off. I never had sex afterwards.
 
This is probably how a foid feels when she has sex with a non-chad for some reason.
 
So you didn't even put your dick in? Maybe you've coomed too much beforehand, try not fapping for a week and then go back and you will "enjoy" it a lot more. You always have to be super horny or you will be disgusted by most prostitutes.
 
I was around 25 when I decided to take advice from /b/ and get a hooker. I went to a local website devoted to this kind of services and found there smoking hot petite red head offering her services. I've bought a cheap nokia burner phone for this occasion and made a call. A middle-aged foid on the other end told me to call as soon I'll get to the address she gave me. Few minutes later I was in front of the late-soviet built condo dialing her number. After short call I was finally invited to the appartment.

The door was already opened and I was faced with a short middle-aged foid in a bathrobe. Her hair was dyed long time ago so you can see natural black hair underneath fake blonde. Aside from her there was a tall black chick in white lingerie. So that was the pimp with an escort. I was quite surprised to see a black prostitute in the middle of Russian nowhere. I'm not into tall girls and she was like 8 inches taller than me (I'm 5'7), I did not like her at all.
I told pimp that selection is not very impressive and hot chick from ad would be very desirable, she responded with "you can fuck me if you want". Oh man, that's what I call obsession with customer! Nevertheless I decided to fuck the black girl.
I was offered a shower. The bath was half-full of muddy water, pubic hair and razors were all over that place. Overcoming disgust I stepped in and showered.

She escorted me to the room. I noticed she has 2 phones, while she was taking cash from me: a smartphone and cheap dumb phone. " Operation security. You and I are alike" I was thinking. I laid on the bed and she tried to make me hard using her hands. It didn't work. She was way too ugly. Her saggy tits were dangling there just like my pipi. "Does it hurt?" she asked with thick French accent. She barely speaks Russian, that's why she was silent all the time. I was well into my second year of French course but talking to a prostitute in French is such a decadence. I was barely able to make my thingy work, so she end up sucking my lump carrot while I was laying on my back. I had to think about my anime waifus to finally cum.

To be honest it felt worse than jerking off. I never had sex afterwards.
Oof, don’t take advice from 4 chan
 
I was around 25 when I decided to take advice from /b/ and get a hooker. I went to a local website devoted to this kind of services and found there smoking hot petite red head offering her services. I've bought a cheap nokia burner phone for this occasion and made a call. A middle-aged foid on the other end told me to call as soon I'll get to the address she gave me. Few minutes later I was in front of the late-soviet built condo dialing her number. After short call I was finally invited to the appartment.

The door was already opened and I was faced with a short middle-aged foid in a bathrobe. Her hair was dyed long time ago so you can see natural black hair underneath fake blonde. Aside from her there was a tall black chick in white lingerie. So that was the pimp with an escort. I was quite surprised to see a black prostitute in the middle of Russian nowhere. I'm not into tall girls and she was like 8 inches taller than me (I'm 5'7), I did not like her at all.
I told pimp that selection is not very impressive and hot chick from ad would be very desirable, she responded with "you can fuck me if you want". Oh man, that's what I call obsession with customer! Nevertheless I decided to fuck the black girl.
I was offered a shower. The bath was half-full of muddy water, pubic hair and razors were all over that place. Overcoming disgust I stepped in and showered.

She escorted me to the room. I noticed she has 2 phones, while she was taking cash from me: a smartphone and cheap dumb phone. " Operation security. You and I are alike" I was thinking. I laid on the bed and she tried to make me hard using her hands. It didn't work. She was way too ugly. Her saggy tits were dangling there just like my pipi. "Does it hurt?" she asked with thick French accent. She barely speaks Russian, that's why she was silent all the time. I was well into my second year of French course but talking to a prostitute in French is such a decadence. I was barely able to make my thingy work, so she end up sucking my lump carrot while I was laying on my back. I had to think about my anime waifus to finally cum.

To be honest it felt worse than jerking off. I never had sex afterwards.
Yet another reason why i will not escortcel
 
idk that sounds pretty good tbh
 
Tre bon, comrade!
 
This is why I questoin the prostitute cope, especially those who claim making it legal would solve inceldom. Not only is it devoid of intimacy but from most accounts I've read it's not a pleasant experience at all. Maybe it's better in some places where it's well regulated, rather than paying for some crackwhore on the black market. But generally I can't imagine enjoying fucking a women who has no desire in me at all.
 
This is why I questoin the prostitute cope, especially those who claim making it legal would solve inceldom. Not only is it devoid of intimacy but from most accounts I've read it's not a pleasant experience at all. Maybe it's better in some places where it's well regulated, rather than paying for some crackwhore on the black market. But generally I can't imagine enjoying fucking a women who has no desire in me at all.
I think sex is the most misunderstood aspect of inceldom. We need cuddles and girlfriends. Sticking dick into another person does not fix anything
 
I think sex is the most misunderstood aspect of inceldom. We need cuddles and girlfriends. Sticking dick into another person does not fix anything
Exacly, all we need is to be treated like human being. And humas need pshyical contact, love and intret from another gender. You can jerk off your cock and remove some sexual need for a while. But you can never remove a need for a hug from a loving gf
 
Доброчан, в те времена, когда он был тот
Реально русский, охуеть

я на имиджбордах не тусуюсь вообще - смысла нет с дебилами сидеть

уж лучше на пендосских дебилов посмотреть

Какими судьбами тут?
 
I think sex is the most misunderstood aspect of inceldom. We need cuddles and girlfriends. Sticking dick into another person does not fix anything

That's it.

I fuck escorts once a month.

It helps to some extent, but it misses the aspect of caring an cuddling that only exists in a real relationship.

But for a person who has nothing, half is the double.
 
I also visited prostitute and had sex once when I was 24 y.o.
Not very good experience but not that bad. It could be worse. Her apartments were clean at least.
 
I think sex is the most misunderstood aspect of inceldom. We need cuddles and girlfriends. Sticking dick into another person does not fix anything
Something money can't buy :feelsrope:
 
Sounds depressing tbh
 
So you didn't even put your dick in? Maybe you've coomed too much beforehand, try not fapping for a week and then go back and you will "enjoy" it a lot more. You always have to be super horny or you will be disgusted by most prostitutes.
 

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