I want to make you feel better guys

[gay_fag]

I have two legs and you don't know how fucking tiring it is. You need to stand up and walk. It gets easily boring. I am actually a bit jealous of you cripplets because you don't have to walk and can just LDAR

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Wat

 

[Second Coming]

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Bro, wtf?

 

[gay_fag]

do you really think that this guy is happy? he wants to commit suicide 1000 times a day but he made himself somewhat of an icon and that's the only thing that keeps him alive. Not saying that he's not ugly and that's why he's so popular

 

[blickpall]

It's a parody on the recent infiltrator post who was "here to help us."

 

[cavsinone_lbjdagoat]

lmao what the hell is going on in this thread?

 

[Kointo1]

Careful what you wish for.

No more going shit or piss on your own for you.

 

[Second Coming]

do you really think that this guy is happy? he wants to commit suicide 1000 times a day but he made himself somewhat of an icon and that's the only thing that keeps him alive. Not saying that he's not ugly and that's why he's so popular

He's getting pushed around by a cute hapa who then sucks his dick at the end of each day. I'm sure a lot of people here would take this man's life.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Wtf he really dates her?

 

[Second Coming]

Wtf he really dates her?

More than dates:

FACE

 

[Kointo1]

Wtf he really dates her?

Status, money, luck, etc.

Maybe those are the reasons why.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why she'd let him impregnate her.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

More than dates:

FACE

But he's ugly and balding lol

 

[Second Coming]

But he's ugly and balding lol

His face isn't bad. 

And, most importantly, he's white.

 

[gay_fag]

But he's ugly and balding lol

yes you need to be a 10/10 6'5 Chad with a perfect hairline to be dating

COPE
O
P
E

 

[Kointo1]

His face isn't bad. 

It is.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Wtf he really dates her?

More than dates:

FACE

A dude with literally no limbs fucks girls, while we rot on this forum. Just fucking lol tbh

 

[FeminismsCancer]

yes you need to be a 10/10 6'5 Chad with a perfect hairline to be dating

COPE
O
P
E

How is that cope? My view is more pessimistic than yours.

 

[gay_fag]

How is that cope? My view is more pessimistic than yours.

It is cope because in reality you don't need to be a perfect gigachad to have gf and sex and we still don't

 

[Kointo1]

It is cope because in reality you don't need to be a perfect gigachad to have gf and sex and we still don't

That guy must have sub zero inhib to get a girl.

 

[avsky1]

sometimes I wish my dick wasn't so big that i have to carry it around in a briefcase

 

[jagged0]

No hope, only R O P E!

 

[QuantumDummy]

The exact words that popped into my head.

 

[QuantumDummy]

Bro, wtf?

The exact words that popped into my head.