Midwestcel
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If there was a machine that could turn high tier normies to GigaChads into 5'2 potbellied balding Indians, then we should do that rather than sentence them to prison. For example, lets say a Chad criminal gets convicted of burglary. So if the sentence for burglary is 5-10 years in prison, he gets to keep his freedom but he has to spend5 to ten years as a 5'2 potbellied balding Indian. So the judge would say
"Chad you have been found guilty by this court for the crime of burglary in the state of New York. Per state law, I have no choice but to sentence you to spend not less than 5 but no more than 10 years as a 5'2 potbellied balding Indian. May god have mercy on your soul."
Then they take Chad to the transformation chamber. He can appeal the sentence, but he has to be a 5'2 potbellied balding Indian in the meantime. And he doesn't get to beat the age pill. So if he's 27 and spends 10 years as a balding Indian, when we change him back after his sentence, he will be aged to reflect the additional 10 years.
"Chad you have been found guilty by this court for the crime of burglary in the state of New York. Per state law, I have no choice but to sentence you to spend not less than 5 but no more than 10 years as a 5'2 potbellied balding Indian. May god have mercy on your soul."
Then they take Chad to the transformation chamber. He can appeal the sentence, but he has to be a 5'2 potbellied balding Indian in the meantime. And he doesn't get to beat the age pill. So if he's 27 and spends 10 years as a balding Indian, when we change him back after his sentence, he will be aged to reflect the additional 10 years.