[Serious] If this forum had a battle royale who would win?

FastBananaCEO

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zangano1

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Not me because i'm ugly
 
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HidekiTojota

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I’m very strong so...
 
RemoveNormalfags

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some gymcel
 
Nameless_Sunflower

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some fatmaxxed sumocel who wouldn't take any damage
 
It'sAConspiracy

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Definitely not me
 
chadalwayswins

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@LastGerman or @KingOfRome because gymcels

Or @Tallcel because tall fag
 
Einon

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Ogrecels probably
 
ThoughtfulCel

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I'd probably just watch all of you guys kill each other. Then just kill the last dude.
 
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No-one can kill you if you kill yourself first :feelsthink: :feelsthink:
 
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What's the prize? I hope at least the prize is marrying 7 virgin Stacy's otherwise I wouldn't even try.
 
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What's the prize? I hope at least the prize is marrying 7 virgin Stacy's otherwise I wouldn't even try.
Prize is ur height becomes 6'5 and u have chad face
 
GetShrekt

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Probably a blackcel.
 
manicel

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Not me for sure i'm weak af i remember when i 14 i couldn't play paintball because the guns were too heavy for me
 
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me im 7 foot 2
 
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Some 7 foot tall Ogrecel
 
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Whoever picks up da pump shotgun 1st
 
loserkarthusplayer

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me because I know how to make some shit
 
speedtypingincel

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What will the battle include?
 
carticel

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Words2_live_bye

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Only people who would have a fighting chance is gymcels and tallcels tbh.
Everyone else would die or lose in first few minutes.
Tallcells can outreach the gymcels, but the gymcels can strength mog the tallcels. So it would be up to pure luck.
Best option is to be a tall gymcel. Ogrecels will most likely dominate
 
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