[Serious] If this forum had a battle royale who would win?

Nameless_Sunflower

Nameless_Sunflower

hot shower whitepillcel
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some fatmaxxed sumocel who wouldn't take any damage
 
chadalwayswins

chadalwayswins

I don't win
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@LastGerman or @KingOfRome because gymcels

Or @Tallcel because tall fag
 
ThoughtfulCel

ThoughtfulCel

G.O.R.I.L.L.A.Maxing
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I'd probably just watch all of you guys kill each other. Then just kill the last dude.
 
Excluded

Excluded

My life are just failed copes
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What's the prize? I hope at least the prize is marrying 7 virgin Stacy's otherwise I wouldn't even try.
 
FastBananaCEO

FastBananaCEO

no one cares about ugly men. ugly men don't matter
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What's the prize? I hope at least the prize is marrying 7 virgin Stacy's otherwise I wouldn't even try.
Prize is ur height becomes 6'5 and u have chad face
 
manicel

manicel

5'10 retardedcel 2/10 face
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Not me for sure i'm weak af i remember when i 14 i couldn't play paintball because the guns were too heavy for me
 
loserkarthusplayer

loserkarthusplayer

I jUsT wAnT bObS aNd vAgENa
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me because I know how to make some shit
 
Words2_live_bye

Words2_live_bye

What a Shame ...
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Only people who would have a fighting chance is gymcels and tallcels tbh.
Everyone else would die or lose in first few minutes.
Tallcells can outreach the gymcels, but the gymcels can strength mog the tallcels. So it would be up to pure luck.
Best option is to be a tall gymcel. Ogrecels will most likely dominate
 
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