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Cope If you made $1,000,000 a year would you give money to incels here?

Will you give money to posters on here?


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Robtical

Robtical

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I would give up to $20,000 a year to friends and posters who make good threads shaming or making fun of cucks and whores.
 
I would give $10k to some close incels who actually need surgeries..

You don't want to turn out like that guy who won 1 mil and his "friends" and "family" sucked money off him.. It's better to give out whatever amount you are comfortable to give out then get surgeries to escape inceldom and then invest to secure your money.
 
I would probably give away some of that to fellow incels tbh, it's too much to spend on one person.
 
If I had to send a user money here, then to @RREEEEEEEEE. My deathnic bro needs a rhinoplasty.

And maybe also to @Ritalincel, so he can buy a hair system and finally ascend.
 
I would give up to $20,000 a year to friends and posters who make good threads shaming or making fun of cucks and whores.

I would so something similar. I get real value out of reading some of the stuff on here and would love to reward my fellow incels for hilarious or based comments.
 
Nah I’d keep it to myself.
 
Yes bro, I would give some money to a few of my bros here. I have no real use for money anyway since I get NEETbux and I have no desires and ambitions in life like some here do. I just want to rot.
 
Not likely, I don't think anyone would do it for me so why should I
 
Theres only 1 person on this earth I'd give large sums of money too.

I'd do random giveaways though to any fellow-cel going through hard times.
 
I would so something similar. I get real value out of reading some of the stuff on here and would love to reward my fellow incels for hilarious or based comments.
People donate to content makers they like all the time, like with patreon, but instead it will be for commenters.
Yes bro, I would give some money to a few of my bros here. I have no real use for money anyway since I get NEETbux and I have no desires and ambitions in life like some here do. I just want to rot.
Same here, I'd probably end up giving a lot more away than $20,000 a year to friends here.
Not likely, I don't think anyone would do it for me so why should I
You might not be that known.
 
yes of course i would give im not jewish
 
i'd rent building space and then meet there fellow incels and give them money for lookmaxxing, copemaxxxing or/and escortmaxxxing. At least till cucks and foids would burn that building to the ground since no NABZI MAYOGINEEZD INZBELS GATHERING ARE ALLOWED
 
Probably, I don't need a million dollars a year to have a happy life, if I was really lifemaxxing, not luxury maxxing, or doing anything degenerate, I prob would only need about 300k a year, maybe that has to be adjusted for inflation since last time I checked, but if people needed money and they could make a case for it, i'd be down to help.

Not giving money to escortcels tho, not incels tbh.
 
I would invest some money in a few incels I know to make them able to get surgeries or something that really helps them. There's no stronger loyalty from the one of a person saved in the moment of need. I might be a little strict, but I would give the money only on the condition I can verify they used it for the intended purpose.
 
I'd give some of it to some of the most incel looking guys on this forum tbh
 
I wouldn't give to incels here but I'd support the forum... if the money couldn't be traced to me. I imagine whatever legitimate source of that $1M income would dry up if it became known that I'm supporting evil inkel terrorists.
 
I would but I'd want it to be anonymous somehow so no alphabet soups could track down anyone.
 
Bruh... BRUH... BRUHHHH

Provided I get a million a year, you know what I would do with that money? I will save up for a bit, make some investments and then buy a massive cruise ship and run an incel paradise in international water. Every potential guest will have to submit to a background investigation and a STD check. The background investigation is to verify their inceldom. The investigators will categorize applicants according to this matrix

single for the past 5 yearsevidence of trying to escapeever been in a relationshipsub 5 in looksvirgin
truecelxxxx
incelxxx/ox
mentalcelxx
mentalcelxxx

Mentalcels will be forced to go to a week long seminar where top tier matchmakers try to get them a date. If the mentalcel remains a virgin then they get bumped to truecel category. Anyone who fits into this matrix but is obese will be promptly sent to a fat camp to lose weight and will be reevaluated.

All cruise guests will have the option to choose a woman to be their girlfriend during the cruise. Truecels will get first pick and will be able to have more than one girlfriend if there are any left over after the first round of choosing. There will be a few rooms dedicated to being fantasy theaters, where incels and truecels get the chance to act out their fantasies. They can be violent but you cannot cause any physical damage to the actors or actresses. All fantasies will need to be decided on in advance to give the actors and crew time to prepare.

The rest of the cruise be like any other cruise except that all female crew members are free for you to use anytime during their shift. However, not all staff will be females. In fact there will be a separate section of the ship where there is no female staff. Your cruise girlfriend(s) are allowed on that side of the ship, but zero degeneracy is allowed. Your girlfriend(s) must wear the proper attire, there will be no shows of public affection, and they must make no attempt to interact with any other incel guest. It will be a place for you to go to to get away from all of the degenerate sex and just play some vidya or some shit.
 
I would give up to $20,000 a year to friends and posters who make good threads shaming or making fun of cucks and whores.
I'd donate to male only shelters
 
The rest of the cruise be like any other cruise except that all female crew members are free for you to use anytime during their shift. However, not all staff will be females. In fact there will be a separate section of the ship where there is no female staff. Your cruise girlfriend(s) are allowed on that side of the ship, but zero degeneracy is allowed. Your girlfriend(s) must wear the proper attire, there will be no shows of public affection, and they must make no attempt to interact with any other incel guest. It will be a place for you to go to to get away from all of the degenerate sex and just play some vidya or some shit.
The cruise should be livestreamed on cucktears so they can finally rope.
I imagine whatever legitimate source of that $1M income would dry up if it became known that I'm supporting evil inkel terrorists.
I would but I'd want it to be anonymous somehow so no alphabet soups could track down anyone.
You can use private crypto currency, or send them cash, but people that know the users in real life probably don't know if they identify as incels.
 
Bruh... BRUH... BRUHHHH

Provided I get a million a year, you know what I would do with that money? I will save up for a bit, make some investments and then buy a massive cruise ship and run an incel paradise in international water. Every potential guest will have to submit to a background investigation and a STD check. The background investigation is to verify their inceldom. The investigators will categorize applicants according to this matrix

single for the past 5 yearsevidence of trying to escapeever been in a relationshipsub 5 in looksvirgin
truecelxxxx
incelxxx/ox
mentalcelxx
mentalcelxxx

Mentalcels will be forced to go to a week long seminar where top tier matchmakers try to get them a date. If the mentalcel remains a virgin then they get bumped to truecel category. Anyone who fits into this matrix but is obese will be promptly sent to a fat camp to lose weight and will be reevaluated.

All cruise guests will have the option to choose a woman to be their girlfriend during the cruise. Truecels will get first pick and will be able to have more than one girlfriend if there are any left over after the first round of choosing. There will be a few rooms dedicated to being fantasy theaters, where incels and truecels get the chance to act out their fantasies. They can be violent but you cannot cause any physical damage to the actors or actresses. All fantasies will need to be decided on in advance to give the actors and crew time to prepare.

The rest of the cruise be like any other cruise except that all female crew members are free for you to use anytime during their shift. However, not all staff will be females. In fact there will be a separate section of the ship where there is no female staff. Your cruise girlfriend(s) are allowed on that side of the ship, but zero degeneracy is allowed. Your girlfriend(s) must wear the proper attire, there will be no shows of public affection, and they must make no attempt to interact with any other incel guest. It will be a place for you to go to to get away from all of the degenerate sex and just play some vidya or some shit.
I like your project man
 
Only like 10k to people who I’m close with
 
fuck no. why would i change my thinking all because i get rich, it's every man for themself and fuck you. gay virtue signaling thread
 
Id give it to some people
 
fuck no. why would i change my thinking all because i get rich, it's every man for themself and fuck you. gay virtue signaling thread
Giving a few people I like $1000 each will make me feel better I helped them out than keeping it, if I had all that money.
 
I will live a simple very basic life as a incel and help other incels with basic needs - friendship and weed if they really need it and are above 25...

You are not a truecel till you clearly despise material things and live only simple and in peace...
 
yeah i'd make some contests maybe and donate some money to some bros
Bruh... BRUH... BRUHHHH

Provided I get a million a year, you know what I would do with that money? I will save up for a bit, make some investments and then buy a massive cruise ship and run an incel paradise in international water. Every potential guest will have to submit to a background investigation and a STD check. The background investigation is to verify their inceldom. The investigators will categorize applicants according to this matrix

single for the past 5 yearsevidence of trying to escapeever been in a relationshipsub 5 in looksvirgin
truecelxxxx
incelxxx/ox
mentalcelxx
mentalcelxxx

Mentalcels will be forced to go to a week long seminar where top tier matchmakers try to get them a date. If the mentalcel remains a virgin then they get bumped to truecel category. Anyone who fits into this matrix but is obese will be promptly sent to a fat camp to lose weight and will be reevaluated.

All cruise guests will have the option to choose a woman to be their girlfriend during the cruise. Truecels will get first pick and will be able to have more than one girlfriend if there are any left over after the first round of choosing. There will be a few rooms dedicated to being fantasy theaters, where incels and truecels get the chance to act out their fantasies. They can be violent but you cannot cause any physical damage to the actors or actresses. All fantasies will need to be decided on in advance to give the actors and crew time to prepare.

The rest of the cruise be like any other cruise except that all female crew members are free for you to use anytime during their shift. However, not all staff will be females. In fact there will be a separate section of the ship where there is no female staff. Your cruise girlfriend(s) are allowed on that side of the ship, but zero degeneracy is allowed. Your girlfriend(s) must wear the proper attire, there will be no shows of public affection, and they must make no attempt to interact with any other incel guest. It will be a place for you to go to to get away from all of the degenerate sex and just play some vidya or some shit.
damn insane high effort post, I like this idea a lot, too bad it's all a fantasy... unless someone on this site can win the lottery
 
Sure, $100-1000 here and there, but only to posters similar to me. I hate NT and underage "incels", tallfags, liberal subhumans and fakecels.
My requirements would be: aspie, sub5 face, sub6'0" height, no friends/contacts, not a foid worshipping weebfag, poorfag/NEET.
 
For sure, making $1,000,000 and giving away something in the $100,000's is nothing tbh.
 
I don't have friends, so I'd give to every enlightened cel who thinks foids should be property with no rights, and a bit extra if they have an anime jb as an avi.
 
id only give money to day 1's like family
 
No. I would transcend if I had that wage.
 
I'd give money too a few of the non racistcels
 
I would donate some, but I need a lot of money to support my hobbies and my LDARing so I don't go apeshit and go ER or rope.
 
I won't give it to anyone. I'd rather enjoy the luxury to it's fullest.
 
At that point I wouldnt care, a million a year is way more than I need or could really spend. With 80k a month I could afford to spare some money to fellow incels.
 
I would use this money to bribe politicians into making incel-friendly laws and such.
 
No man.

I wouldn't tell anyone I was making that much as it would only cause problems. I don't want people badgering me for money.
 
I'd gave to people whom I liked a lot or needed it for something I'd enjoy like a project. Help some people in need as well.
 
Yeah especially to our neetcels that don't receive neetbux and a few of my close friends IRL. Move to Manhattan etc.
 

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