LifeFuel I’ll ascend so hard when i get a thick beard and lose weight

[Incelius Savage]

All i need is a thick beard to cover my small jawline and give my chin some length then lose some weight (80 pounds) and then get a haircut and try regrowing my hair back or getting a hair transplant. Then start lifting, fix my hormones and get my deep voice and 6 inch dick back and i’ll look like a dark triad mexican dude and get me some tattoos (probably wont) start slinging dope and i’ll have the bitches.

 

[NiggerMan]

all this will take one year minimum especially the fat loss

 

[jerkjocky]

I mean minus the tats and dope yeah this plan most likely will work out. It atleast has a shot. Dont worry about the hair though. Just shave it. It looks fine with a beard

 

[Incelius Savage]

all this will take one year minimum especially the fat loss

Oh well i got all the patience and determination in the world

 

[jerkjocky]

all this will take one year minimum especially the fat loss

Yeah hes got a ways to go but its not hopeless. Id say he should do it

 

[Incelius Savage]

I mean minus the tats and dope yeah this plan most likely will work out. It atleast has a shot. Dont worry about the hair though. Just shave it. It looks fine with a beard

Hair = Life

 

[jerkjocky]

Hair = Life

I know several average looking people who are bald but get pussy. Alot of baldness is just how you wear it. If you treat it like a problem, then it is

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

All i need is a thick beard to cover my small jawline and give my chin some length then lose some weight (80 pounds) and then get a haircut and try regrowing my hair back or getting a hair transplant. Then start lifting, fix my hormones and get my deep voice and 6 inch dick back and i’ll look like a dark triad mexican dude and get me some tattoos (probably wont) start slinging dope and i’ll have the bitches.

No ascension for ur face, Chico

 

[Broly]

lol @ having hope of “ascending” and calling me a fakecel. Real truecels like me don’t care about getting women as it’s no use. I might eventually fuck a hooker next summer but that’s the only “plans” I got.

 

[Massimo The Lonecel]

lol @ having hope of “ascending” and calling me a fakecel. Real truecels like me don’t care about getting women as it’s no use. I might eventually fuck a hooker next summer but that’s the only “plans” I got.

 

[Loverboy]

Must be nice having a big dick and being able to grow a beard. When I grow out my facial hair, I look even creepier(according to my family and coworkers, that is). Wishing you luck

 

[Incelius Savage]

Must be nice having a big dick and being able to grow a beard. When I grow out my facial hair, I look even creepier(according to my family and coworkers, that is). Wishing you luck

I can’t grow a good beard rn i have low testosterone and need to lose weight and hop on roids

 

[Loverboy]

I can’t grow a good beard rn i have low testosterone and need to lose weight and hop on roids

I've been thinking about roids for a long time, the only things stopping me are fear of needles and lack of a source and funds. My family has tried to convince me not to take them so I just stop bringing it up. Ohhh the side effects are a bad mood and a small dick/balls?? Not like I'd know anything about that!!!!

 

[NiggerMan]

lol @ having hope of “ascending” and calling me a fakecel. Real truecels like me don’t care about getting women as it’s no use. I might eventually fuck a hooker next summer but that’s the only “plans” I got.

holy nepali cope

 

[Broly]

holy nepali cope

What does that even mean nigger man

 

[Sexless incel]

You should call your book: the journey to the lost hormones