Serious I’m about to see a $600 escort and haven’t seen one in a long time

[TheDarkEnigma]

Canadian English is different than British and Americans. Some of our words are British spelling while others are American.

It's still not proper American.

So which is it? Are you a loyal British subject? Or a proud patriotic American?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

It's still not proper American.

So which is it? Are you a loyal British subject, or a proud patriotic American?

American English spelling is defined by the Merriam-Webster dictionary while British English spelling is defined by the Oxford dictionary. Personally I hate both these institutions, so I just use which ever spelling I feel like. Sometimes I go back and forth, idgaf.

I think Canadian English is outlined by the Gage Canadian dictionary, but meh.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

American English spelling is defined by the Merriam-Webster dictionary while British English spelling is defined by the Oxford dictionary. Personally I hate both these institutions, so I just use which ever spelling I feel like. Sometimes I go back and forth, idgaf.

I think Canadian English is outlined by the Gage Canadian dictionary, but meh.

Only in "Canada" can you get away with spelling either one way or the other.

But "Canada" isn't Britain, it's rightful U.S. soil that we haven't claimed yet because it's currently being illegally occupied by the U.K.

 

[starcrapoo]

Bruh thats way too much. Unless shes 18 - 25 year old, 5'6 - 5'8, thats slim and attractive. Then yea its worth it.

But anything thats a combination of older, shorter, or fatter than what I just said, you're better off just going to a full service massage parlor with some 35 - 48 year old noodlewhore working in there. I don't know where you live but some of these places do indeed have young 24 - 30 year old noodlewhores. There are definitely no shortages of those whore houses here in NorCal or SoCal.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Bruh thats way too much. Unless shes 18 - 25 year old, 5'6 - 5'8, thats slim and attractive. Then yea its worth it.

But anything thats a combination of older, shorter, or fatter than what I just said, you're better off just going to a full service massage parlor with some 35 - 48 year old noodlewhore working in there. I don't know where you live but some of these places do indeed have young 24 - 30 year old noodlewhores. There are definitely no shortages of those whore houses here in NorCal or SoCal.

You've been to a "happy ending" massage parlor?

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

My monthly wage (when i worked) spent in 1-2 hours. Top wagecuckism tier

 

[starcrapoo]

You've been to a "happy ending" massage parlor?

There are literally a couple hundred of them within 40miles from me. A lot of em offering full service.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

There are literally a couple hundred of them within 40miles from me. A lot of em offering full service.

How do you know that's what they do and how do they advertize?

 

[starcrapoo]

How do you know that's what they do and how do they advertize?

I 100% know what they do. And within 7 miles from me there are around 130 of them. And as I said, a lot of them offering full service. Its easy to know which are full service and which are only rub and tug.

But that was an old hobby of mine when I would get super drunk and low inhib. Otherwise, I don't have any desire to go there and constantly waste money for starfish sex.

I still want to ascend, find a foid and go on dates, have raw and real sex.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Only in "Canada" can you get away with spelling either one way or the other.

Do you know how they spell in New Zealand and Australia?

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I was able to get hard for around half an hour and fucked her but then I lost my erection and couldn’t finish.

How is this even possible?

Escorts are a waste of money tbh. Rather just watch porn

Wait until you are in your thirties never having touched a female or even seen one naked...

 

[faded]

How is this even possible?


Wait until you are in your thirties never having touched a female or even seen one naked...

I don’t know, I showed up already semi hard and when she gave me a blowjob I got hard and then I started fucking her, I lost my erection in 5 minutes and spent the rest of the session trying to get hard again and then just cuddling and kissing

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

How is this even possible?


Wait until you are in your thirties never having touched a female or even seen one naked...

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I was of the same opinion as you are now when I was your age. You are 24 or do I remember wrongly?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I was of the same opinion as you are now when I was your age. You are 24 or do I remember wrongly?

Yeah, around there