It's Over Incel Trait: Getting locked out of your parents’ house (brutal driver’s license pill)

[Copexodius Maximus]

If you are an incel, you most likely have probably come back home and found that no one is home. But due to your subhumanity, you walk everywhere and don’t have a driver’s license. Since the house keys are usually attatched with the car keys, you are reliant on someone being at home or remembering to bring a key with you to enter the house.

I forget the key to the house when I came back from a long day at work, only to find that no one else was home. They were all out enjoying Canada day (@TheDarkEnigma ), while I was wage cucking and going back home. I had to wait outside for around 5 hours until I someone came home and I could go back in.

I can not be considered an adult, or even a human being at this point. I’m a total freak of nature and a failure.

 

[Deleted member 40650]

I lost all three keys they gave me. Within the day I got each one too

 

[theAnt]

Do you lock your windows? Strange

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I lost all three keys they gave me. Within the day I got each one too

Subhuman memory?

Do you lock your windows? Strange

Yeah, if no one is home

 

[Deleted member 40650]

Subhuman memory?

Doesn’t matter. I get indoors with a coat hanger and butter knife now

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

If you are an incel, you most likely have probably come back home and found that no one is home. But due to your subhumanity, you walk everywhere and don’t have a driver’s license. Since the house keys are usually attatched with the car keys, you are reliant on someone being at home or remembering to bring a key with you to enter the house.

I forget the key to the house when I came back from a long day at work, only to find that no one else was home. They were all out enjoying Canada day (@TheDarkEnigma ), while I was wage cucking and going back home. I had to wait outside for around 5 hours until I someone came home and I could go back in.

I can not be considered an adult, or even a human being at this point. I’m a total freak of nature and a failure.

It's 4th of July today, this is the real celebration for our independence.

Whereas you never gained independence, you're still part of the UK.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Doesn’t matter. I get indoors with a coat hanger and butter knife now

Idek what that means

It's 4th of July today, this is the real celebration for our independence.

Gratz

Whereas you never gained independence, you're still part of the UK.

Cope

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I’m gonna get a license soon. Rn I have a permit but I drive alone anyway kek. I knew some normie acquaintances who did in in hs.

Life Moggers

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Licensepill is brutal af

 

[Ritalincel]

I have a DL and I can't be f*cked with key rings

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Licensepill is brutal af

It has destroyed me completely

I have a DL and I can't be f*cked with key rings

So you have separate keys for your car and house whenever you go out?

 

[Ritalincel]

So you have separate keys for your car and house whenever you go out?

ye

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Being an incel rots your brain. Its brutal

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

ye

Mogs me

Being an incel rots your brain. Its brutal

Yeah, my brain is too retarded to drive

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

But due to your subhumanity, you walk everywhere and don’t have a driver’s license.

No...I had a cycle I used sometimes.

 

[ogleman]

Having a vehicle is necessary part to achieving independence.

 

[tehgymcel420]

No...I had a cycle I used sometimes.


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Then get mogged and passed by Chad cyclists

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Then get mogged and passed by Chad cyclists

I haven't cycled in years.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

(I'll fetch more shortly)

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

No...I had a cycle I used sometimes.


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Haven’t rode a bike since I was a kid.

Having a vehicle is necessary part to achieving independence.

No independence for subhumans

Then get mogged and passed by Chad cyclists

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Haven’t rode a bike since I was a kid.

I taught myself when I was nineteen.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I taught myself when I was nineteen.

I could probably ride it now, doubt my body forgot how to use it.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I could probably ride it now, doubt my body forgot how to use it.

I am actually fairly dyspraxic - I can't properly ride a bicycle, so I have to kick more often than most cyclists.

This was, along with other things, modified in 2021:

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I am actually fairly dyspraxic - I can't properly ride a bicycle, so I have to kick more often than most cyclists.

This was, along with other things, modified in 2021:

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[Intellau_Celistic]

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I'll fix it at another time.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I'll fix it at another time.

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