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Serious Incel trait: you eat 2 pizzas and drink 33 ounces (1 liter) of Coca Cola and a beer

TheGrayWolf

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I rarely eat takeaway pizza as it's expensive (this was a special deal). My goal was to save 1 for tomorrow lunch or dinner.

But today I ate 2 large ones for dinner + drinking the whole big bottle of Coke plus 33ml beer. Feel like shit now, particularly mentally. Otherwise I eat unhealthy too, what's the point in me eating healthy?

I bet I'll get diabetes but not cancer, I won't ever get a disease that's terminal, I'm not that lucky.
 
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Damn, 2 larges? That's a lot. I usually just eat a normal one.
 
yes i have coca cola and goyslop addiction
 
Based at least you can afford pizza and cola
 
Based at least you can afford pizza and cola
yeah I very rarely do it bc too expensive + this was a special deal but I still feel like crap
 
you are 5ft4 and smoll and skiny
 
that's amerifag trait, 100% sure since you chose to use the inconvinient retarded measuring unit
 
that's amerifag trait, 100% sure since you chose to use the inconvinient retarded measuring unit
I'm actually not American, I had to look it up for the convenience of the many amerifags on here. I'm European (1/4 American but mainly European)
I ordered 2 pizzas bc I planned to eat one tomorrow
 
I rarely eat takeaway pizza as it's expensive (this was a special deal). My goal was to save 1 for tomorrow lunch or dinner.

But today I ate 2 large ones for dinner + drinking the whole big bottle of Coke plus 33ml beer. Feel like shit now, particularly mentally. Otherwise I eat unhealthy too, what's the point in me eating healthy?

I bet I'll get diabetes but not cancer, I won't ever get a disease that's terminal, I'm not that lucky.
Incel trait : I eat 3 slices of pizza With a glass of water
 
Nice taste. You can drink coca zero sugar
 
Nice taste. You can drink coca zero sugar
indeed. I don't like it as much as the normal one though. but oh fucking well at least I won't turn into a fat ball
 
Food coma is great. If food wasn't so expensive I could see myself being 400lbs
 
You can easily make your own pizza at home for cheaper if you want to foodmax
 
You make the dough yourself or you buy the dough ?
I've made it myself once, went horrible, not sure what I did wrong.
Normally I just buy the dough ready made. I like to add mascarpone + mushrooms + either spicy salami or ham and chilli
 
I've made it myself once, went horrible, not sure what I did wrong.
Normally I just buy the dough ready made. I like to add mascarpone + mushrooms + either spicy salami or ham and chilli
Mascarpone on pizza should be considered a felony
 
I like to make the dough myself but i also buy premade dough. My favorite toppings at home are tuna and garlic, when i order in a kebab shop i like to add kebab to the pizza
 
Mascarpone on pizza should be considered a felony
Funnily enough the owner of my favourite pizzeria loves it (he's Italian) but he hates pineapple on pizza ofc
 
I like to make the dough myself but i also buy premade dough. My favorite toppings at home are tuna and garlic, when i order in a kebab shop i like to add kebab to the pizza
:feelsYall:
 

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