JFL Indiana Jones: The Flop of Destiny

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Daredevil archaeologist Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve a legendary dial that can change the course of history. Accompanied by his goddaughter, he soon finds himself squaring off against Jürgen Voller, a former Nazi who works for NASA.

www.rottentomatoes.com

Damn not even a 60% score from establishment journos?

Kathleen Kennedy is destroying our copes.

 

[Pancakecel]

Ford should just retire

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

Stephanie ZacharekTIME Magazine
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There are so many chase sequences... that the movie seems held together with slender bits of plot, rather than the other way around. Worse yet, they’re so heavily CGI’ed that they come off as grimly dutiful rather than thrilling or delightful.

Esther ZuckermanThe Daily Beast
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The de-aging and other CGI manipulations of Ford’s body only serve to demonstrate that Dial of Destiny just wants to turn back the clock instead of doing anything new.

David EhrlichindieWire
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“Yesterday belongs to us,” someone says at one point, and when it comes to Indiana Jones, yesterday always will. The problem is that it already did, and today feels like a complete waste of time.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

Ford should just retire

Dude I’m pretty sure either Harrison Ford is ultra woke or he knows he can’t win the fight against woke hollywood and decided to take the money and let Disney fuck his most iconic characters up.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

Just wait until you guys see who replaces Indiana Jones JFL

 

[GimmeShockTreatment]

They just can't leave the 'Nazis' alone.

Just jealous they'll never be as cool and ruthless.

 

[Gutless]

David EhrlichindieWire
TOP CRITIC

“Yesterday belongs to us,” someone says at one point, and when it comes to Indiana Jones, yesterday always will. The problem is that it already did, and today feels like a complete waste of time.

 

[Emba]

There is no Dial Up for you're destiny!

 

[erenyeager]

Just wait until you guys see who replaces Indiana Jones JFL

No he's gunna die

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

No he's gunna die

Thats what I’m saying, his grand daughter replaces him and does everything Indy did “but better” because Kathleen Kennedy is a feminist.

 

[erenyeager]

Thats what I’m saying, his grand daughter replaces him and does everything Indy did “but better” because Kathleen Kennedy is a feminist.

That'll be at the ending.

 

[accelERationist]

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We defeated the wrong enemy.