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NSFW is this how an average sex life looks like?

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is it that bad? :feelskek:

 
who has a camera in their bathroom?
 
Only if you have premature ejaculation
 
This is the saddest shit i've seen wtf. 0 interest for that betabuxxer.
 
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Are you an escortmaxxer or why does this hurt you? Damn I could never fuck an escort knowing how disgusting I am to her.
JFL @ baby boomers AKA the coping generation
No i'm not. It just hurts knowing that if ever did choose to go to an escort, this would be her reaction.
 
Average cumskin couple yeah.

If this is what married life is, you're better off rubbing one out and money maxxing.
dont you mean a couple where the male isnt Chad?
 
cope, looks hot ngl
 
dont you mean a couple where the male isnt Chad?
This is the average normie sexhaver, these are the scumbags that try to give us their so-called "advice".
 
Couldn’t watch. Looked like suifuel
 
Cope all you want but all of us are dying to be him rn.
 
sometimes i get bored and so i start to watch foreign porn. when you see asian husbands/wives have sex it is also usually some sad shit

saw an indian couple where the video is just her lying down on her side and the husband just lifts up her dress and sticks it in and they fuck for 2mins while their kids are in the corner of the room. wife is literally just reading a book or watching a show. no interest in the activity whatsoever

saw some thai or laos porn and the wife was literally working as she was getting fucked. she was making some kind of arts and crafts it looks like to sell and the guy just took his dick out and picked her up and sat her on his cock and she kept working. probably thinking, 'goddammit again! im trying to make rent motherfucker!'

my favorite are middle eastern porn. somewhere in a fucking tent some war lord fucks his wife in the middle of fucking god dam nowhere with goats and shit in the background. the contrast is just too funny sometimes. beautiful prime girl getting fucked by some 50yo with goats farting in the background.
 
Haven't you ever heard of a "quicky"? This is actually really based. You're in the middle of a comfy video game session, your wife brings you your tendies and you get a glimpse of her ass and get a boner. Bend her over the bathroom sink for a quick release and than go back to game. Sounds pretty good to me.
 
definitely a sad state. I think this is how sex looks for the sub-chad betabuxers who get sex, foid isn't into it, just doing a chore so he'll pay her rent/groceries
Only if you have premature ejaculation
not sure that's the case because he actually pulled out and fapped himself to finish

if it was premature he would've cum inside her while trying not to
 
This what awaits all those who want to betabux for a post wall roastie
 
Haven't you ever heard of a "quicky"? This is actually really based. You're in the middle of a comfy video game session, your wife brings you your tendies and you get a glimpse of her ass and get a boner. Bend her over the bathroom sink for a quick release and than go back to game. Sounds pretty good to me.
the3rdwill
 
definitely a sad state. I think this is how sex looks for the sub-chad betabuxers who get sex, foid isn't into it, just doing a chore so he'll pay her rent/groceries

not sure that's the case because he actually pulled out and fapped himself to finish

if it was premature he would've cum inside her while trying not to
If you cum in less than one minute, you have premature ejaculation, and this guy cummed in only 30sec.

So yeah, he has premature ejaculation, but probably the foid wouldn't let him fuck her any longer, even if he didn't have premature ejaculation
 
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that's late stage dead bedroom beta buxx sex. she fulfilled her once every three months allotment to keep him strung along while she prepares the divorce paperwork.

so yes, that is the "sex" every sub 8 male who get married has to look forward to. and yes, it is every marraige.
 
If you cum in less than one minute, you have premature ejaculation, and this guy cummed in only 30sec.
premature is relative, who says we have to last a certain amount of time? the purpose of sex is to coom, if you coom instantly you're just being biologically efficient
 
premature is relative, who says we have to last a certain amount of time? the purpose of sex is to coom, if you coom instantly you're just being biologically efficient
A lot of urologists I see, said that the limit is 1min, if you cum before than that, you have premature ejaculation.

And yes, premature ejaculation is good in this way, but it’s bad in the way of getting pleasure
 
Average marriage has the woman losing sexual attraction to her husband after 5 years, for men it's about 8, probably after she stops putting out due to her losing enthusiasm first.
 
that's late stage dead bedroom beta buxx sex. she fulfilled her once every three months allotment to keep him strung along while she prepares the divorce paperwork.

so yes, that is the "sex" every sub 8 male who get married has to look forward to. and yes, it is every marraige.
Average marriage has the woman losing sexual attraction to her husband after 5 years, for men it's about 8, probably after she stops putting out due to her losing enthusiasm first.
 
His dick mogs mine and he can't even have a good sex life. It's so over for me.
 
That shit is just pathetic :feelskek::feelskek: she’s probably missing hooking up with chads from her prime years, so she resents her husband
 
sometimes i get bored and so i start to watch foreign porn. when you see asian husbands/wives have sex it is also usually some sad shit

saw an indian couple where the video is just her lying down on her side and the husband just lifts up her dress and sticks it in and they fuck for 2mins while their kids are in the corner of the room. wife is literally just reading a book or watching a show. no interest in the activity whatsoever

saw some thai or laos porn and the wife was literally working as she was getting fucked. she was making some kind of arts and crafts it looks like to sell and the guy just took his dick out and picked her up and sat her on his cock and she kept working. probably thinking, 'goddammit again! im trying to make rent motherfucker!'

my favorite are middle eastern porn. somewhere in a fucking tent some war lord fucks his wife in the middle of fucking god dam nowhere with goats and shit in the background. the contrast is just too funny sometimes. beautiful prime girl getting fucked by some 50yo with goats farting in the background.
Sauce :feelsEhh:
 
cope, looks hot ngl
Couldn’t watch. Looked like suifuel
Cope all you want but all of us are dying to be him rn.
Haven't you ever heard of a "quicky"? This is actually really based. You're in the middle of a comfy video game session, your wife brings you your tendies and you get a glimpse of her ass and get a boner. Bend her over the bathroom sink for a quick release and than go back to game. Sounds pretty good to me.
He got his dick wet? He mogs me to Mars & back jfl
Yup. ALL of the above ^

Any incel trying to point and laugh and diss this guy is coping.
Coping HARD.
 
The average sexual life is not bad as this.

The old man is doing well, the best part about escortcelling is knowing how much she despises, but she does it for the money, while she feels disgusted as the "client" enjoys, licks and uses her as a sex toy, it is very hot, life fuel for escortcels
 
so depressing, it's not even funny
 

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