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SuicideFuel ITT we post embaressing facts about ourselves

I'm deaf in one ear making it hard for me to hear. I cant really play shooters since I have no directional hearing which puts me at a massive disadvantage. I've lost jobs in real life because of my impairment and the job I have now is thinking about firing me because they think I'm retarded when i cant understand instructions if theres loud noise or have to ask for things to be repeated a thousand times. Eventually I'm going to try to claim disability social security because I cant live like this
 
I was always self conscious of myself so I never let myself get as bad as OP but, I still kind of feel like a child even though I am 22 years old....
 
I didn't learn to tie my shoelaces until 16
(((They))) mutilated my penis
I sat and had lunch alone in high school for 6 years straight
 
I once masturbated without taking a piss first. I don't really know what happened but the piss just kinda spurted out like a fountain from my dick all over the bathroom floor. I was watching porn on a tablet and pissed all over that as well. The bathroom was really tiny so piss was all over the floor in a puddle.
 
-started getting boners at around 5 years old and sometimes exposed my erect wiener to other people since I didn't know how to handle my horniness :worryfeels:
-recently partially ripped my frenulum
-proud owner of 5 onaholes
-only shower once per week
-dropped out of college and didn't get a job until 25
 
tryed once to flirst with a girl telling her about Kelvin Claim, she din't believe me
 
  • born without testicles (it was over right then)
  • low test gave me perky bitch tits
 
-I’ve had facial tics my entire life. Very noticeable.
-I have OCD when it comes to waking and hyper focus on how I walk—make sure I have good form.
-slept with stuffed animals until I was 13.
- there’s more but I feel like many people have similar idiosyncrasies.
 
Sat on some wet ground, some girl thought I was a foid that pissed herself
Such a bad lazy eye as a kid that some girl thought I was staring at her when I was staring at the back of the seat in front of me
Pissed the bed until 11
Walked in on my friend blowing a guy while in prison
Had a dude beg me for sex (Also prison)
Can't grow a beard; fuck soy memes I've wanted a beard for a decade
Once smoked meth, had a bad reaction to it and had a mental breakdown in a kiddy pool
Listening to black metal. THIS. VERY. SECOND.

I'm deaf in one ear making it hard for me to hear. I cant really play shooters since I have no directional hearing which puts me at a massive disadvantage. I've lost jobs in real life because of my impairment and the job I have now is thinking about firing me because they think I'm retarded when i cant understand instructions if theres loud noise or have to ask for things to be repeated a thousand times. Eventually I'm going to try to claim disability social security because I cant live like this

Ask for written instructions
 
When I was around 10 I put a pencil in my trousers where my penis would be making it look like I had a massive boner, I then proceeded to walk around the class trying to talk to females but they all ran away from me, called me disgusting etc. Then they told teacher and she asked me "is that a pen" the whole class was watching me and I didn't want them to know I was dick size frauding so I was like "No it's not a pen". So she took me outside then I confessed and removed it.

This was actually a really repressed memory lul.
-started getting boners at around 5 years old and sometimes exposed my erect wiener to other people since I didn't know how to handle my horniness :worryfeels:
I did this too lmao, except I used to pull my foreskin back (My foreskin was tight so a doctor showed me how to do it) and show people it because I thought it was cool.
 
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