Theory Just be plushie theory

[Hoppipolla]

 

[Jud Pottah]

>tattoos
Instant disqualified.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

imagine if it was a guy with a body pillow instead of a foid with a plushie

 

[PrettyBoi]

Lol. But seriously though, does anyone think that CuteMaxxing might be a good idea?

Look, short, chubby childlike women can be quite attractive. Can that ever work for a man? Maybe if he is short, chubby, and childlike, he might want to grow a lot of lavender in his backyard. Walk around wearing overalls smelling like lavender after a tough afternoon growing lavender. He could wear a cute little straw hat too. That might work, but the truth of the matter is, I frequently see cute chubby childlike women, rarely see men like that.

 

[Juice]

just be shadow

 

[latinocelhispanicel]

just squishmallowmaxx

 

[Dusk]

imagine if it was a guy with a body pillow instead of a foid with a plushie

It would be extra based.

 

[uglyugly]

Lol. But seriously though, does anyone think that CuteMaxxing might be a good idea?

Look, short, chubby childlike women can be quite attractive. Can that ever work for a man? Maybe if he is short, chubby, and childlike, he might want to grow a lot of lavender in his backyard. Walk around wearing overalls smelling like lavender after a tough afternoon growing lavender. He could wear a cute little straw hat too. That might work, but the truth of the matter is, I frequently see cute chubby childlike women, rarely see men like that.

Absolutely not.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Just Be The Ultimate Life-Form (JBTULF) theory

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

Lol. But seriously though, does anyone think that CuteMaxxing might be a good idea?

Look, short, chubby childlike women can be quite attractive. Can that ever work for a man? Maybe if he is short, chubby, and childlike, he might want to grow a lot of lavender in his backyard. Walk around wearing overalls smelling like lavender after a tough afternoon growing lavender. He could wear a cute little straw hat too. That might work, but the truth of the matter is, I frequently see cute chubby childlike women, rarely see men like that.

faggot

 

[LeFrenchCel]

>tattoos
Instant disqualified.

 

[worrycel]

imagine if it was a guy with a body pillow instead of a foid with a plushie

Holy fuck

 

[currycel102]

I want a plushie to hug and pretend its foid

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

>Women would rather have sex with children then you
>Women would rather fuck dogs then you
>Women would rather have sex with plushies then you

 

[SnakeCel]

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The real Shadow The Hedgehog would never settle for a whore like that. She clearly knows nothing about Sonic lore.

 

[Epedaphic]

The real Shadow The Hedgehog would never settle for a whore like that. She clearly knows nothing about Sonic lore.

Maria…

 

[SnakeCel]

Maria…

 

[Epedaphic]

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All hail Shadow!

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Even if that's a joke, adult women shouldn't own plushies. Its a sign of bpd. These are the women calling men who play videogames manchildren btw

 

[Fire.]

Its a sign of bpd.

bitch personality disorder?

 

[Balding Subhuman]

bitch personality disorder?

Borderline personality disorder

Typical symptoms include regression and low impulse control

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Even if that's a joke, adult women shouldn't own plushies. Its a sign of bpd.

Most women in this era act bpd

 

[Friezacel]

>tattoos
Instant disqualified.

Not like you had a choice in the first place

 

[Friezacel]

Darktriadmaxxingpill confirmed once again

 

[SnakeCel]

Darktriadmaxxingpill confirmed once again

Shadow is definitely a darktriadmaxxer and a thugmaxxer since he is a criminal chased by the government. He's the edgiest character in the entire Sonic universe.

 

[Nagger]

Foods will literally take anything over an incel, including a stuffed pillow.