RageFuel LandLord Is Forcing me to Take down Curtains and my Bidet

[Intellectual]

My landlord is an asshole for no reason, he basically made me take down the curtains in my room because there's no "modifications", even though i need them to sleep and i can't when light is blasting into the room... he also is making me stop using my bidet so my asshole will now be all shitty and unclean.

Landlords are scum.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Lol fuck your landlord

 

[based_meme]

You had a bidet installed when your contract stated that you couldn't make modifications?

 

[Intellectual]

You had a bidet installed when your contract stated that you couldn't make modifications?

Yes, I need a clean asshole, this is inhumane.

 

[Immolator]

Lol fuck your landlord

 

[Lonelyus]

Lol fuck your landlord

Now the normies can see you jack off from the window

Reminds me of the start in the game "Sex with Satan"

Its on steam!

 

[Intellectual]

Now the normies can see you jack off from the window

Reminds me of the start in the game "Sex with Satan"

Its on steam!

I have a den so there's no window. I don't have to worry about that, the doors are translucent, but light still gets through.

 

[based_meme]

Yes, I need a clean asshole, this is inhumane.

Don't be asinine. You can just use a watering jug and clean your ass in the shower without having to break terms and conditions in your leasing contract to modify property that isn't yours. JFL

 

[Intellectual]

Don't be asinine. You can just use a watering jug and clean your ass in the shower without having to break terms and conditions in your leasing contract to modify property that isn't yours. JFL

>take a shower everytime you have to shit

I'd be taking 5 showers a day.

I will be a massive pain to this landlord now, I will call him and complain about the most minute shit all the time now.

 

[based_meme]

>take a shower everytime you have to shit

I'd be taking 5 showers a day.

I will be a massive pain to this landlord now, I will call him and complain about the most minute shit all the time now.

You're showing us what a true intellectual you are.

I didn't say you have to take a shower. I said you could fill a small jug with water and use that. You could even do it while sitting on the toilet. When you need to wash your hands do you take a fucking shower everytime? Obviously not. The same thing applies here.

 

[Intellectual]

You're showing us what a true intellectual you are.

I didn't say you have to take a shower. I said you could fill a small jug with water and use that. You could even do it while sitting on the toilet. When you need to wash your hands do you take a fucking shower everytime? Obviously not. The same thing applies here.

How do i wash my asshole with a jug of water? Pour the jug onto my ass when I'm leaning over? That would do jack shit and would get shit water all over the place.

I need a bidet to powerblast my asshole with water to make sure it's clean.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Lol fuck your landlord

 

[Knajjd]

What about a detachable shower head?

Also, for the bright light, get a good quality sleep mask. I use this one from Tempur. I read the NASA astronauts use something similiar.

https://uk.tempur.com/accessories/sleeping-eye-mask/sleep-mask-180015.html

 

[Intellectual]

What about a detachable shower head?

Also, for the bright light, get a good quality sleep mask. I use this one from Tempur. I read the NASA astronauts use the same one.

https://uk.tempur.com/accessories/sleeping-eye-mask/sleep-mask-180015.html

Thank you friend, I will look into shower heads and sleep masks but my shower has a glass plane so it would be hard to pull it from around the thing

 

[Knajjd]

Thank you friend, I will look into shower heads and sleep masks but my shower has a glass plane so it would be hard to pull it from around the thing

Take a picture of the set up and show it to your local hardware store. They may have an extension or something similiar.

I have a Tempur sleep mask myself and it's excellent. I also use Bose ANC headphones with them to get a good nights sleep.

 

[Intellectual]

Take a picture of the set up and show it to your local hardware store. They may have an extension or something similiar.

I have a Tempur sleep mask myself and it's excellent. I also use Bose ANC headphones with them to get a good nights sleep.

You are too based my friend.

 

[based_meme]

What about a detachable shower head?

That's a better idea.

 

[Garbage Life]

fuck him

 

[der_komische]

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

What a micromanaging faggot, pour all grease down the drain and before you move out look up ways how to subtly cause erosion and damage to the walls and foundation

 

[FastBlast]

I'd be taking 5 showers a day.

At this rate, you will ascend in no time!