Gary Cohn was born to an Eastern European Jewish family,[10][11] the son of Victor and Ellen Cohn,[12] and was raised in Shaker Heights, Ohio. His father was an electrician who later became a real estate developer.[13] Cohn was diagnosed with dyslexia at a young age, and attended four schools by the time he reached the sixth grade.[14] Cohn's childhood experiences with dyslexia were a featured case study in David and Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell.[15] Cohn studied at Gilmour Academy, and attended American University's Kogod School of Business, where he earned a Bachelor of Science in business administration in 1982.
The "CEO" is literally a pajeet, aka kosher puppets (they are both shit loving people)