Venting Lesbian co-worker asked me if I have a "Lady-friend"

[VST]

I replied "What do you mean by lady-friend?"
She made a "fucking gesture by hitting the palms of her hands against each other"
Idk, kinda made me feel warm inside that some women think that I am normie enough to have a gf, and it kind of kills me how much I'm wasting it.

Wish I wasn't this high-inhib, fugg.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I experience this too, it's very awkward

 

[NekoStance]

Fakecel tbh

 

[whogivesafucc]

Better say yes before she reports you to HR for being a creepy virgin

 

[Ritalincel]

Better say yes before she reports you to HR for being a creepy virgin

 

[VST]

Better say yes before she reports you to HR for being a creepy virgin

Kek, the place I work at isn't big enough for a HR department.

 

[Weirdcel]

Better say yes before she reports you to HR for being a creepy virgin

this

 

[whogivesafucc]

this

Just lol

 

[Newbie17]

this

Reddit = Cuckit.

 

[VST]

Just lol

Well thank god she is a FORMER CEO, AKA she was utterly incompetent at her job and got sacked.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Well thank god she is a FORMER CEO, AKA she was utterly incompetent at her job and got sacked.

Don't these retards realize that silicon valley is like entirely made up of incels

 

[Deleted member 1983]

you told her no right.

 

[VST]

Don't these retards realize that silicon valley is like entirely made up of incels

Incels literally rule silicon valley.
They wouldn't fire one of their own.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

lol your story made me laugh out loud OP
it made me remember when i was late to work one time from having an all nigher jack-a-thon. I didn't properly shower in the morning and came into work smelling a bit funky. One of my female coworkers passed by me and whispered, "Someone got some last night hehe" and then rushed to her desk. The next day she kept asking me if I was seeing someone and who I was dating. I kept saying no one and I'm not dating anybody. She legit thought I was trying to play it cool and had a secret gf or some shit. God dam I hated all her questions but they did secretly make me feel pretty cool for about a week.

 

[Gone Coping]

lol your story made me laugh out loud OP
it made me remember when i was late to work one time from having an all nigher jack-a-thon. I didn't properly shower in the morning and came into work smelling a bit funky. One of my female coworkers passed by me and whispered, "Someone got some last night hehe" and then rushed to her desk. The next day she kept asking me if I was seeing someone and who I was dating. I kept saying no one and I'm not dating anybody. She legit thought I was trying to play it cool and had a secret gf or some shit. God dam I hated all her questions but they did secretly make me feel pretty cool for about a week.

this happened to me once after a friend convinced me to get a drink after work once and we ended up staying out till 3 even though i had to work on the saturday, went in looking and smelling a little rough and everybody thinks i got laid JFL i tried to play it cool but i secretly wanted to die because i will never actually be in that situation

 

[incel scum]

if people ask you this, you are a fakecel

 

[whogivesafucc]

if people ask you this, you are a fakecel

 

[Deleted member 60]

lol your story made me laugh out loud OP
it made me remember when i was late to work one time from having an all nigher jack-a-thon. I didn't properly shower in the morning and came into work smelling a bit funky. One of my female coworkers passed by me and whispered, "Someone got some last night hehe" and then rushed to her desk. The next day she kept asking me if I was seeing someone and who I was dating. I kept saying no one and I'm not dating anybody. She legit thought I was trying to play it cool and had a secret gf or some shit. God dam I hated all her questions but they did secretly make me feel pretty cool for about a week.

that's fuckin weird yo. Normies are this open about their sex lives?

 

[Schizoidcel]

Just lie

 

[last_man]

I ran into an old coworker last week and she asked me if I was married yet

 

[Kointo1]

if people ask you this, you are a fakecel

 

[Gone Coping]

i think a lot of normals legitimately believe that shit about there being "somebody for everyone" and "you just need to find the right girl, you have a great personality!", so even though they know you're ugly they still think it's possible that you'll wife some roastie looking for betabux

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

she probably is desperately seeking for a new partner.

but she'll find one soon, since a lot of women nowadays are lesbian/bi.