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Theory Let's discuss lies we should tell foids in order to ascend

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Don't get me wrong, I'm not so bluepilled to think you can lie your way into getting laid. I'm just saying, I believe ascension after mid 20s is plausible, but you have to lie. The lie isn't a means to ascend, but a means to avoid fucking it up if you do.

Being a virgin at that age is an absolute red flag and would warrant a rejection from every foid. It is the point of no return. But it doesn't have to be that way. You can lie about your past and be whoever you want to be, to people who doesn't know you.

I believe you should think about it as playing a character. Because if your acting is bad, or the script is not believable, it will go wrong.

Therefore, in the hypothetical situation that an incel may have a chance with a foid, who doesn't know any of his friends or family, so he is free to pretend to be whoever he wants to be, what are the best lies he should tell in your opinion? Here's mine (from my own ideas and also stuff from this forum, but I dont remember where I got everything from in order to give credit):

  • Leftist/wokemaxxed (chad doesn't need this but we do)
  • Don't want to talk about your exes because it hurts, also deleted all the pics from them and chats
  • Had 2-3 girlfriends in our lives, don't commit easily unless we really like someone and don't want hookups
  • Last relationship lasted 3+ years
  • No bad opinions of our made up girlfriends, we're just sad it ended but don't blame them
Any more?
 
No lies for your face and height.
 
Shigechi said:
No lies for your face and height.
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yeah but what if you get a chance with some foid, what would you say to hide the fact that you're incel and fuck it up? that's what im taking about
 
Look at the state of .co, people unironically saying that personality and political views matter :bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:
 
The biggest want/need in a person is to be wanted/to be important. This is straight up manipulating but when a foid is in a weak mental state i think it is definitely possible to exploit her.

This tip and some examples of how it is used is in Dale Carnegie's book how to win friends and influence people.
 
"I don't want to beat you to death".
 
I cant keep up with those lies LMAO.
 
I'm probably gonna piss some ricecel's off by saying this but, all blackcels should lie about their dicksize if they go to Japan, the foids over there go off of stereotypes, and are much more gullible than the ones in burgerland.
 
yikerinos said:
fair point :feelsrope: sorry brocels :feelsrope:
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"No of course not, nothing wrong with fucking dogs"
 
“Oh I don’t have social media I’m sort of low key and stay to myself the world is my social media”
 
This is more like lies you should tell HR, acquaintances and coworkers.
 
Need to care enough to have the energy to lie.
 
yikerinos said:
Leftist/wokemaxxed (chad doesn't need this but we do)
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Foids dont care about being leftist. They just do it for social media clout.
Other advice seems fine as long as you can keep the lie up. Being honest will do more harm than good.
 
If that would have worked, we all would have ascended. Unless you're admitting you're a horrible liar.
 
Nothing wrong with lying femoids do it all the time.
 
Guykild said:
If that would have worked, we all would have ascended. Unless you're admitting you're a horrible liar.
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I already admitted that this is a cope
 
High IQ. Will remember in case foid ever gives me chance .
 
The good lie is about virginity. The rest is cope
 
if you still think you have a chance of ascending, you really shouldn't be here

i am the truest of gigatrucels
 
There are no lies for your face and height
 
yikerinos said:
I believe ascension after mid 20s is plausible, but you have to lie.
Being a virgin at that age is an absolute red flag and would warrant a rejection from every foid.
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Here's the problem I have with this logic: escorts WILL fuck virgins for pay. My guess is they'd actually prefer that: you have low expectations, coom quickly, no STDs, etc.

So you're not talking about ascension in terms of "get sex" but in terms of "get sex without paying for it".

The thing is: you probably WILL pay for it one way or another. Even if you got sex from a non-escort you'd probably have to pay for her dinners and do a bunch of wooing stuff.

Now let's think about the distinction here: what makes us desire non-escort sex over escort sex?

Non-escort sex is in theory because of validation: because they accept us enough to not demand payment.

But: if we need to lie about ourselves to get that validation, then it's not really validation at all.

If they're accepting the lie and not us, we're not validated, so it's no better than fucking an escort.

About the only difference is you might feel crafty like you got sex without needing to pay escort-tier pays by playing upon your suave liar skills.

That's not what I think of when I think of ascension though. Romance is actually being accepted for who I am.

That's why it's such a far-off romantic notion.
 
If you somehow get a girl interested in you, there's only one surefire way to not clue her on to the fact you're an incel: Ask questions about her and keep the subject on her as much as possible. Women are vapid as fuck and like to talk about themselves as much as they can, this plays into your favor if you ever miraculously wind up talking to one that has even a small amount of interest. The more she talks about herself and the more you "listen" (make sure you remember the important stuff, probably only 5% of what she will be talking about) the more she will become attached to you. This also plays into your hands because you won't need to talk that much and the questions women come up with are super easy to lie about. The more mysterious you are to her the better as well as women have short af attention spans and once they figure out who you are they look elsewhere.

Source: Friend is a 5/10 but can get laid regularly doing this.
 
Five Dozen Eggs said:
If you somehow get a girl interested in you, there's only one surefire way to not clue her on to the fact you're an incel: Ask questions about her and keep the subject on her as much as possible. Women are vapid as fuck and like to talk about themselves as much as they can, this plays into your favor if you ever miraculously wind up talking to one that has even a small amount of interest. The more she talks about herself and the more you "listen" (make sure you remember the important stuff, probably only 5% of what she will be talking about) the more she will become attached to you. This also plays into your hands because you won't need to talk that much and the questions women come up with are super easy to lie about. The more mysterious you are to her the better as well as women have short af attention spans and once they figure out who you are they look elsewhere.

Source: Friend is a 5/10 but can get laid regularly doing this.
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extremely high IQ

i doubt your friend is a 5/10 though... he has to be a chadlite at least. you can't talk women into liking you
 
I have a gun, turn around and keep quite.
 
Don't forget to memorize over 1000 normie stories that you can tell people in order to not be a boring person

Shigechi said:
No lies for your face and height.
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Also this
 
As far as lying to foids go, i always thought if i ever get a chance to ascend, that i could lie my way into sounding like an interesting, well liked and well adjusted person despite being none of those things. I mean foids are dumb so its not like it would be hard to fabricate a story about why you dont have a social media presence or any friends
 
yikerinos said:
extremely high IQ

i doubt your friend is a 5/10 though... he has to be a chadlite at least. you can't talk women into liking you
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5/10 psl not 5/10 internet ratings where people are too nice. He just has absolutely no standards too and will fuck anything that is a human female so he's not exactly pulling good looking girls.
 
No, this isn't chloroform.
 
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