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So basically as I was browsing the web looking for anything that can fix my fucked up hairline aside from hair transplants since they are unreliable as fuck and don't actually stop further balding I encountered this shit which upon further investigations seems legit.

The only problem is that you will only ever be able to have 1 type of haircut but it's better to have this and let all this foids think you shaved your head by your own will than to make them laugh at your aging.

It 100% fixes your hairline. Also the consultations for this shit are free so I actually did the hard work for all you brocels and went in there to see it for myself. They wanted to charge me 2.2k. No fucking way I have that money right now I basically had 0 in my bank account until recently so gotta start saving up but next year Ill do this and then few months later Ill go SEA.

Also I got to touch and see it up close and it looks indistinguishable from real hair ded srs
It looks real asf you can't tell which part is real hair and which is tattoo.

I am getting this shit. If you don't do this to fix your balding head (which trust me makes you truecel no matter what your other stats are unless you are chad) then you are volcel and not even trying.

Cal it cope I take this over my disgusting balding head any day of the week.

Only lasts 3 years tho then u have to do it again (for cheaper price in same clinic).


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv_06gI51Gg&ab_channel=Skalp



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH1jbPmwZDI&t=452s&ab_channel=Skalp



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mamPmiLKXHs&ab_channel=HisHairClinic
 
Isn't that essentially just a tattoo
 
Isn't that essentially just a tattoo

Yes.

But it looks the same as real hair and nobody can tell so what's the difference .
 

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