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BonePressed

BonePressed

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I have no friends. Drop your location below and if we live close we can go bowling or something.
 
Yeah I'll tell you where I live. It's 42 Elliot Drive
 
An invitation to go out followed by an indication of penis size?

I will pass, dude. Good luck, tho.
 
Kointo said:
Yeah I'll tell you where I live. It's 42 Elliot Drive

Google maps isn't showing anything.
 
ITT: how to get doxed 101
 
AngelOfDisease said:
An invitation to go out followed by an indication of penis size?

I will pass, dude. Good luck, tho.

Seems suspicious


jagged0 said:
Google maps isn't showing anything.

Sorry, it's actually 13 Blackops2cel Blvd.
 
How about you post YOUR location and people can contact you privately if they live close enough? Seems like the best way.
 
If you're around Shropshire' UK then sure we could hang out.
 
jagged0 said:
Still nothing bro.

Go to Google earth and zoom out all the way. Select Mars then search. I forgot to clarify I live on Mars.
 
DyingHope said:
If you're around Shropshire' UK then sure we could hang out.

No way, me too. What part specifically?
 
Why would I post my location when there is 50 inceltears lurkers here
 
Well first you should state what country you live in
 
Kointo said:
Go to Google earth and zoom out all the way. Select Mars then search. I forgot to clarify I live on Mars.

What's it like up there?
 
You are a massive faggot for having your username, avatar and signature all be about your fucking cock.
 
from Fuck in You
 
SaintMarcLepine said:
You are a massive faggot for having your username, avatar and signature all be about your fucking cock.

seconded
 
jagged0 said:
What's it like up there?

Peaceful, quiet, lonely. Its better than Earth though. You guys have it rough. I can pick you up in my Galactic Explorer Model 4 if you want so you can live here.
 
BonePressed said:
No way, me too. What part specifically?

O RLY,  :heh: I'm in Shrewsbury, if you ask my house number and street next I'll become suspicious.
 
SaintMarcLepine said:
You are a massive faggot for having your username, avatar and signature all be about your fucking cock.

Someone sounds insecure about their willy size.
 
Kointo said:
Peaceful, quiet, lonely. Its better than Earth though. You guys have it rough. I can pick you up in my Galactic Explorer Model 4 if you want so you can live here.


Are you serious right now or just fucking with me?
 
DyingHope said:
O RLY,  :heh: I'm in Shrewsbury, if you ask my house number and street next I'll become suspicious.

No way! Me too. I think we went to high school together. What's your name?
 
DyingHope said:
O RLY,  :heh: I'm in Shrewsbury, if you ask my house number and street next I'll become suspicious.

Didn't know incels came from places like this tbh
 
Incelqueers doxxer
 
BonePressed said:
No way! Me too. I think we went to high school together. What's your name?

I doubt that, my name is Mike Hunt.
 
jagged0 said:
Are you serious right now or just fucking with me?

I'm completely serious. Do I look like the kind of guy that fucks with people.

This is a Galactic Explorer Model 4
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I was the captain of her crew a mere 2 years ago, but my crew was planning a mutiny. Luckily, I escaped to Mars with my beloved ship. This solar system has nothing to offer me but a tribal society that can't even comprehend the 4th dimension, so I should be leaving soon.
 
BonePressed said:
Someone sounds insecure about their willy size.

Yeah, you. And it's very fucking obvious.
 
NekoStance said:
Didn't know incels came from places like this tbh

Why not? Some say their are plenty of sluts around here though but none want me.
 
Kointo said:
I'm completely serious. Do I look like the kind of guy that fucks with people.

This is a Galactic Explorer Model 4
d662924667082ed89811e337ab4d8a73.jpg


I was the captain of her crew a mere 2 years ago, but my crew was planning a mutiny. Luckily, I escaped to Mars with my beloved ship. This solar system has nothing to offer me but a tribal society that can't even comprehend the 4th dimension, so I should be leaving soon.

oh shit, I wanna go too!
 
DyingHope said:
Why not? Some say their are plenty of sluts around here though but none want me.

Hah 

you probably would be destroyed in London. A massive % of incels posting on forums are always from London UK.
 
jagged0 said:
oh shit, I wanna go too!

Great! Just give me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three digit code on the back so you can pay for half of the octonium to power the ship.
 
NekoStance said:
Didn't know incels came from places like this tbh

Its sheep shagging country over there in Shrewsbury.
 
commander_zoidberg said:
Its sheep shagging country over there in Shrewsbury.

Shropshire area, Cheshire etc. Lots of goodlooking native girls and stuff. Don't think ever saw incels from there.

Standard is London or Birmingham.
 
commander_zoidberg said:
Its sheep shagging country over there in Shrewsbury.

Nah that's over the border in Wales, but outsiders think we're Welsh anyway. I hate this fucking place so won't defend it.


NekoStance said:
Shropshire area, Cheshire etc. Lots of goodlooking native girls and stuff. Don't think ever saw incels from there.

Standard is London or Birmingham.

 That makes no sense, I'd probably stand a better chance in a big city tbh.
 
DyingHope said:
commander_zoidberg said:
Its sheep shagging country over there in Shrewsbury.
Nah that's over the border in Wales, but outsiders think we're Welsh anyway. I hate this fucking place so won't defend it.

I always thought it propagated over the border a bit.

Rent must be a killer there. All the rich people want to live in Shropshire and yet certainly my impression is there is some right slags and human dross that manage to exist there too.
 
DyingHope said:
Nah that's over the border in Wales, but outsiders think we're Welsh anyway. I hate this fucking place so won't defend it.



 That makes no sense, I'd probably stand a better chance in a big city tbh.



You get out done by local Chads? Why don't you go to Manchester or somewhere?

Actually there was another good incel poster from Norfolk
 
NekoStance said:
You get out done by local Chads? Why don't you go to Manchester or somewhere?

Actually there was another good incel poster from Norfolk

I get outdone by 3/10 normies, never mind the tough and rough good looking bad boys and richer upper middle-class chads the other side of the river! I can't afford to move to any city, so I'll rot here until death tbh.
 
DyingHope said:
I get outdone by 3/10 normies, never mind the tough and rough good looking bad boys and richer upper middle-class chads the other side of the river! I can't afford to move to any city, so I'll rot here until death tbh.

Interesting. Grass is always greener eh?
 

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