SuicideFuel Making friends with a truecel is like making a friend at a bus stop

[FakeFakecel]

Eventually he's gotta ''catch the bus''. Literally, and figuratively.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Or be struck by the bus

 

[PersonaPimp]

But then like everything in this world, nothing lasts.

 

[FakeFakecel]

Or be struck by the bus

Yes, that was the joke.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

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Yes, that was the joke.

Aight

 

[FakeFakecel]

But then like everything in this world, nothing lasts.

Good. The heat death of the universe will unironically be the most peaceful thing ever.

 

[EnglishCel]

Maybe not but friends never last anyway.

 

[Piratecel]

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Yes, that was the joke.

then whats literally supposed to mean?

 

[Piratecel]

Maybe not but friends never last anyway.

true, i dont think i've had friends for 6+ months at a time, maybe i'm just a shitty person

 

[EnglishCel]

true, i dont think i've had friends for 6+ months at a time, maybe i'm just a shitty person

Or your just ugly and autistic.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Good. The heat death of the universe will unironically be the most peaceful thing ever.

just wait 1.7×10106 years bro

 

[Piratecel]

Or your just ugly and autistic.

lemme keep my bluepilled cope bro

 

[FakeFakecel]

then whats literally supposed to mean?

Alright, I didn't think this'd need explaining, but I guess it's a truecel trait to have bad comprehension skills:

When you make a friend at the bus stop, you know that they'll eventually get on their bus and you'll never see them ever again. That's the literal part.

But to catch the bus also means to kill yourself, and similarly, when you befriend a truecel, you KNOW he'll kill himself in the future. That's the figurative part.

In both cases you're hurting yourself because you'll lose that friend soon.

 

[FakeFakecel]

just wait 1.7×10106 years bro

It'll be a glorious day!

 

[EnglishCel]

lemme keep my bluepilled cope bro

Sorry but the blackpill always collects.

 

[Piratecel]

Alright, I didn't think this'd need explaining, but I guess it's a truecel trait to have bad comprehension skills:

When you make a friend at the bus stop, you know that they'll eventually get on their bus and you'll never see them ever again. That's the literal part.

But to catch the bus also means to kill yourself, and similarly, when you befriend a truecel, you KNOW he'll kill himself in the future. That's the figurative part.

In both cases you're hurting yourself because you'll lose that friend soon.

thank you brocel incel communities are always so kind!

 

[Piratecel]

Sorry but the blackpill always collects.

the blackpill asks for payment upfront, then your free forever
the bluepill reels you in with promises of a beautiful home and extremely cheap prices, but with super fine print that most will never see, and when it's time to collect everybody leaves you and its one hell of a reaper.

 

[EnglishCel]

the blackpill asks for payment upfront, then your free forever
the bluepill reels you in with promises of a beautiful home and extremely cheap prices, but with super fine print that most will never see, and when it's time to collect everybody leaves you and its one hell of a reaper.

Yeah.