LifeFuel Masturbation is far better than sex

[InternetSupremeBoss]

I masturbate a lot and: that's good, It feels God maaaaan

Instead for me sex = nothing, cause I don't have It so =

Masturbation >>> sex
This Is 100% accurate

 

[unintelligible]

have you ever even had sex?

 

[ERaser]

Cumminf isnt better than sex but edging is

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

Cumminf isnt better than sex but edging is

No, both are Better that sex, Bro I don't have sex so for me Is Better masturbation

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

have you ever even had sex?

Bro we are incels, you seem such a fakecel for asking that kind of questions

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

k coomer

Bro listen to me:
Sex = probably doesn't even exists, I don't know if It exists, the only "proof" that I have Is porn
Masturbation = EXISTS

So masturbation>sex

 

[Travis Bickle]

I masturbate a lot and: that's good, It feels God maaaaan

Instead for me sex = nothing, cause I don't have It so =

Masturbation >>> sex
This Is 100% accurate

sex is just masturbation with loose lips instead of hands.
pussy is pysop
masturbation is real i can feel with my hand.

 

[Nikalas]

Something isn't better just because one thing might exist and the other does. 1 million dollars might exist in my bank account right now, I won't know until i check, and that is better than the current amount of money that i know that i have. Retard

 

[Roscomnadzor]

I wouldn't know, I never had it, and I never will

 

[Gott _mit _uns94]

cope harder m8.

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

Retard

You offended me

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

I wouldn't know, I never had it, and I never will

Based, so "wouldn't know" means probably no, so sex Is far less important than masturbation

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

cope harder m8.

I Will try

 

[Negroid Berber]

k coomer

 

[PSYGNOSIS-OWL]

sex is just masturbation with loose lips instead of hands.
pussy is pysop
masturbation is real i can feel with my hand.

Escortcels would also agree with OP.
~Plus, it´s a total waste of money.

Imagine ALL the luxurious PIZZA like that... fucking wasted!!!

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

this is better

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Masturbate once, in the shower before work, to clear your head for the day, or you are feeding demons.

 

[NorthernWind]

You don't feel scent of female body during masturbation and don't touch her soft skin and don't grab her hair and tits.

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

You don't feel scent of female body during masturbation and don't touch her soft skin and don't grab her hair and tits.

We are incels, so the things you describe could be worse than jerking off alone

 

[all this time]

it’s legit, even couch sex is better than real sex , hoes are beyond loose boyo, no pussy for death grip

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

hoes are beyond loose boyo

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

it’s legit, even couch sex is better than real sex , hoes are beyond loose boyo, no pussy for death grip

Tru

 

[Evil]

Here's my ultimate cope: Handjobs (and that's just a foid jerking you off instead of you doing it yourself) are the ultimate possible sexual act. There's 0% chance a pussy feels better than a hand or hell, even a fucking foot. When I watch porn, the dudes that get jerked off by those foids always have way way bigger cooms than the dudes who get sucked --> fuck --> coom.

Dr. Evil says, go an Asian massage parlor and beg and cry your eyes out to a noodle whore and go receive a very bored and uninterested handjob! (I'm too scared to do it myself.)

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

Here's my ultimate cope: Handjobs (and that's just a foid jerking you off instead of you doing it yourself) are the ultimate possible sexual act. There's 0% chance a pussy feels better than a hand or hell, even a fucking foot. When I watch porn, the dudes that get jerked off by those foids always have way way bigger cooms than the dudes who get sucked --> fuck --> coom.

Dr. Evil says, go an Asian massage parlor and beg and cry your eyes out to a noodle whore and go receive a very bored and uninterested handjob! (I'm too scared to do it myself.)

Tru
Masturbation > everything else

 

[Evil]

Tru
Masturbation > everything else

Agreed. And what is a handjob but just masturbation from a foid?

I wish to receive this pleasure at least once in my life.

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

Agreed. And what is a handjob but just masturbation from a foid?

I wish to receive this pleasure at least once in my life.

Why do you Wish this? Yes your Life would be far better, but you Will be a fakecel here and you won't be able to postmaxx

 

[Zozizo]

Agreed. And what is a handjob but just masturbation from a foid?

I wish to receive this pleasure at least once in my life.

blowjob looks better tho

 

[Evil]

Why do you Wish this? Yes your Life would be far better, but you Will be a fakecel here and you won't be able to postmaxx

Wanting something that's impossible and it actually happening are two different things. I am not volcel.

 

[Evil]

blowjob looks better tho

Maybe if she uses her hands at the same time it would be apex.

Go get some and let me know

 

[DarkStarDown]

Have you escortmaxxed before?

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

Have you escortmaxxed before?

No Bro

 

[DarkStarDown]

No Bro

Then how do you know how sex feels?

 

[Drakul]

Yeah why choosing girls when you have your manly callous hand?

 

[92 drowsiness?]

Masturbate once, in the shower before work, to clear your head for the day, or you are feeding demons.

 

[Algea]

That is like saying fake meat burgers are better tthan real burgers, because you have never tried burgers.

 

[Grim_Reaper]

 

[Drakul]

It's over for Chad who's having boring reverse cowgirl with 10/10 teen ass while we fap to Dragon Quest porn.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

It's over for Chad who's having boring reverse cowgirl with 10/10 teen ass while we fap to Dragon Quest porn.

TBH

 

[Atavistic Autist]

It depends if it's cucked hubby lights out sex, or passionate lustful sex.

As sub-Chads, perhaps it's true that the best sexual experience we can ever even hope to have is just fapping JFL