JFL Most truecel name you can think of?

[Chudpreet]

Inspired by a brief exchange I had with @Copexodius Maximus in another thread

I'd like you to list any name you're able to think of that would be extremely detrimental to the SMV of anyone with it. I'd like to clarify that I want to see some names that could failo even a high-tier guy into inceldom, so don't write something like "Claude," for instance (a truecel with that name would undoubtedly have it held against him, but a Chad with the same name may be seen as high-class, old-timey, or mysterious).

I'll go first:
• Hardik: self-explanatory
• Dikshit (surname): I'd bet you most women would rather die than be known as "Mrs. Dikshit"
• Saiswaraj: Giga-ethnic curry name that I'm 400% sure is a lady-boner killer

Now it's your turn—drop the most abysmal, unsexy, pussy-drying names that come to your mind

 

[cripplecel]

Poojeet

 

[Minamoto]

Oswald
Bob
Larry

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Dick and any indian name

 

[CopingForBrutality]

Jeet, I actually knew someone with that name, ironically he wasn't sub5

 

[screwthefbi]

Mine

My name is the most effeminate shit name for a man

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

Gilbert

 

[Sheldor]

Inspired by a brief exchange I had with @Copexodius Maximus in another thread

I'd like you to list any name you're able to think of that would be extremely detrimental to the SMV of anyone with it. I'd like to clarify that I want to see some names that could failo even a high-tier guy into inceldom, so don't write something like "Claude," for instance (a truecel with that name would undoubtedly have it held against him, but a Chad with the same name may be seen as high-class, old-timey, or mysterious).

I'll go first:
• Hardik: self-explanatory
• Dikshit (surname): I'd bet you most women would rather die than be known as "Mrs. Dikshit"
• Saiswaraj: Giga-ethnic curry name that I'm 400% sure is a lady-boner killer

Now it's your turn—drop the most abysmal, unsexy, pussy-drying names that come to your mind

mohammed

 

[KillNiggers]

Elliot

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

Oswald

mogger name if you're chad

 

[nettle]

Randy Stair, it just wins

 

[FreddyKruegercel]

Shithead

 

[Chudpreet]

Poojeet

Any name with "jeet" in it is just awful, tbh.

Jeet, I actually knew someone with that name, ironically he wasn't sub5

There's a guy at my college named "Jeetkaran" who goes by "Jeet"; in the classes I've had with him, I've had to stop myself from chuckling whenever the professor shouts his name. Dude's a lazy fuck too, who I've unfortunately had to work with on multiple group projects

 

[AlexisTexasPornhub]

Eugene

 

[Grim_Reaper]

There's a guy at my college named "Jeetkaran" who goes by "Jeet";

I bursted in laughter when I read this.

 

[Adolf Hitler]

Jared, Larry, Gilbert, Arnold, Robert, Ronald, William, Timothy, Albert, Benjamin, Henry, Eugene, Melvin, Connor, Cornelius and any curry/curry sounding name.

 

[basedcrackaddict]

Daquan

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Any name while being sub-5 or short.

 

[Chudpreet]

Yeah, most of you that responded evidently didn't read the thread...

 

[CopingForBrutality]

There's a guy at my college named "Jeetkaran" who goes by "Jeet"; in the classes I've had with him, I've had to stop myself from chuckling whenver the professor shouts his name. Dude's a lazy fuck too, who I've unfortunately had to work with on multiple group projects

Curries are the most inefficient in group projects so not a surprise, you don't want to be paired with them, I knew this because in High School whenever we got group projects, if you ended up with the wrong curries your project would be fucked because everyone wants to hog the harder stuff. Other students would not let you do anything, you had to fight for the things you want to do, this resulted in incompetent people doing the harder stuff and the project ends up all fucked and low quality because of that.

In university when I worked with a ton of East Asians (my college is at least 60% East Asian), everyone was open to talk about who does what, I didn't see that 'steal the harder work, look good' greedy behaviour, they let me do the harder stuff with zero resistance even if I didn't want to, overall things went smoother and efficient at the end with less fuck ups, also they were just better in doing stuff in general because they study a lot

 

[Nagisa_Shingetsu]

Bartholomew

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

Gary

 

[Chudpreet]

Bartholomew

Finally – a truly foid-nipple-flattening name in this thread (aside from "Jeet", lol)

 

[Vendetta]

Inspired by a brief exchange I had with @Copexodius Maximus in another thread

I'd like you to list any name you're able to think of that would be extremely detrimental to the SMV of anyone with it. I'd like to clarify that I want to see some names that could failo even a high-tier guy into inceldom, so don't write something like "Claude," for instance (a truecel with that name would undoubtedly have it held against him, but a Chad with the same name may be seen as high-class, old-timey, or mysterious).

I'll go first:
• Hardik: self-explanatory
• Dikshit (surname): I'd bet you most women would rather die than be known as "Mrs. Dikshit"
• Saiswaraj: Giga-ethnic curry name that I'm 400% sure is a lady-boner killer

Now it's your turn—drop the most abysmal, unsexy, pussy-drying names that come to your mind

bob
robert
tom
terry
jerry
walter

 

[Chudpreet]

Gilbert

There's an emo Youtuber by the name of "Johnnie Guilbert" who I recall JBs simping over a fuckton back when he was young.

Eugene

Eugene

"Eugene" is brutal, jfl. The first thing people think of when they hear this name is probably Mr. Krabs

 

[Fire.]

muscle man

 

[Epedaphic]

Inspired by a brief exchange I had with @Copexodius Maximus in another thread

I'd like you to list any name you're able to think of that would be extremely detrimental to the SMV of anyone with it. I'd like to clarify that I want to see some names that could failo even a high-tier guy into inceldom, so don't write something like "Claude," for instance (a truecel with that name would undoubtedly have it held against him, but a Chad with the same name may be seen as high-class, old-timey, or mysterious).

I'll go first:
• Hardik: self-explanatory
• Dikshit (surname): I'd bet you most women would rather die than be known as "Mrs. Dikshit"
• Saiswaraj: Giga-ethnic curry name that I'm 400% sure is a lady-boner killer

Now it's your turn—drop the most abysmal, unsexy, pussy-drying names that come to your mind

Last one could go by “sai” which sounds pretty cool

 

[Chudpreet]

I bursted in laughter when I read this.

His name fits his appearance at least. He's a fat manlet turbanator with glasses and an Osama beard. If he was a little darker-skinned, he'd be the archetypal subhuman Indian

Curries are the most inefficient in group projects so not a surprise, you don't want to be paired with them, I knew this because in High School whenever we got group projects, if you ended up with the wrong curries your project would be fucked because everyone wants to hog the harder stuff. Other students would not let you do anything, you had to fight for the things you want to do, this resulted in incompetent people doing the harder stuff and the project ends up all fucked and low quality because of that.

This faggot did the opposite. He'd jump at the easy parts and still not even bother to complete them, leaving his work to someone else. Dude can't even be bothered to make up a new excuse either, both times it was the same exact, "hurr hurr I broke my hand while working out". I think he just depends on not having repeat group members, or in the case that he does, hoping that they forget about his retarded go-to excuse

 

[Chudpreet]

Last one could go by “sai” which sounds pretty cool

Thanks for remining me that I went to school with a guy named "Sairishidhar". Absolute truecel name, it was always pure kekfuel to have a substitute teacher and see them brutally struggle with it

 

[Vendetta]

"Eugene" is brutal, jfl. The first thing people think of when they hear this name is probably Mr. Krabs

terry is the most incel name

 

[Epedaphic]

Thanks for remining me that I went to school with a guy named "Sairishidhar". Absolute truecel name, it was always pure kekfuel to have a substitute teacher and see them brutally struggle with it

Lol. My comment somehow ended up disproving itself

 

[Chudpreet]

Jeet jeet jeet

There's a guy at my college named "Jeetkaran" who's a fat manlet turbanator with glasses, acne, and an Osama beard. If he was darker-skinned, he'd be a living, breathing caricature of the curry stereotype

 

[Chudpreet]

terry is the most incel name

Not even remotely true

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Bartholomew

Cornelius Shrewsbury Bartholomew III

 

[bruhwtf]

Roger

 

[Grim_Reaper]

Thanks for remining me that I went to school with a guy named "Sairishidhar". Absolute truecel name, it was always pure kekfuel to have a substitute teacher and see them brutally struggle with it

Why do curry parents always come with the most unpronounceable and laughable names possible. At least 90% of the insults I've received throughout my life was from my name alone.

 

[Chudpreet]

Why do curry parents always come with the most unpronounceable and laughable names possible. At least 90% of the insults I've received throughout my life was from my name alone.

Because they love their "mOsT sUpErIA kUlcHa" more than they love their kids

 

[Grim_Reaper]

Because they love their "mOsT sUpErIA kUlcHa" more than they love their kids

They could've been like chink parents and given us white names, while only using our curry names at home.

 

[Chudpreet]

Lol. My comment somehow ended up disproving itself

Why do curry parents always come with the most unpronounceable and laughable names possible.

Just remembered another curry I grew up with named "Likhit"

 

[Chudpreet]

• Dikshit (surname): I'd bet you most women would rather die than be known as "Mrs. Dikshit"

"Dudi" is another horrid curry surname, for obvious reasons

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

Any name while being sub-5 or short.

 

[Epedaphic]

Why do curry parents always come with the most unpronounceable and laughable names possible. At least 90% of the insults I've received throughout my life was from my name alone.

Same here dude

 

[Fallout]

Gilbert

 

[Fallout]

humphrey, gaylord, dick,

 

[Chudpreet]

gaylord

I remember one guy sued his parents for naming him this

 

[Graveyard]

Adolf

 

[HeimatVertrieben]

Daquan

This is literally second place to Tyrone for black chad names

 

[HeimatVertrieben]

Most truecel name is obviously Sue

 

[yung loner]

Gerbert, Elliot

 

[SteelCentaur]

Earnest.