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JFL My Incel Friend Ascended With Landwhale In A Brothel

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This is why I never go to brothels in Turkey. He ascended with a old stinky landwhale. He said he kept himself from vomiting :lul:. You can't even have paid sex in Turkey. You either go to brothel and ascend with tranny looking landwhales or try to find escorts online. Most of the escorts online are scammers. They are also too expensive. You have to pay 60 $ which equals to 1005 Turkish lira. What a shithole I live in.
 
This is why I never go to brothels in Turkey. He ascended with a old stinky landwhale. He said he kept himself from vomiting :lul:. You can't even have paid sex in Turkey. You either go to brothel and ascend with tranny looking landwhales or try to find escorts online. Most of the escorts online are scammers. They are also too expensive. You have to pay 60 $ which equals to 1005 Turkish lira. What a shithole I live in.
@Currycel69_ had unpaid sex with landwhale
 
I didn't know fucking an escort is ascending, I though it's escortmaxxing?
Ascending is fucking that landwhale for free, which some on this forum do and still consider themselves incels lol
 
Imagine the smell. Like a Tuna Buffet :feelskek:
 
I didn't know fucking an escort is ascending, I though it's escortmaxxing?
Ascending is fucking that landwhale for free, which some on this forum do and still consider themselves incels lol
 
I didn't know fucking an escort is ascending, I though it's escortmaxxing?
Ascending is fucking that landwhale for free, which some on this forum do and still consider themselves incels lol
We have so many larping fakecels in here who are tall, had sex and got matches in tinder.
 
Excortmaxxng isn't equivalent to ascending!
@Currycel69_ had unpaid sex with landwhale
I always knew that 6'2 faggot was a fakecel and just trolling us here:feelsree:
 
@Pixycel gtfih another Hindustan war is gonna start soon:feelsPop:
I wonder which one will claim that their caste is actually white first.
 
Are all turkroach foids fat?
 
I don't think that this can count as ascension
 
Well, he was desperate enough to pay a landwhale to let him fuck her. Even he regarded the sexual worth of the landwhale.
 
This is why I never go to brothels in Turkey. He ascended with a old stinky landwhale. He said he kept himself from vomiting :lul:.
Why would we even call this ascension? That kind of degeneracy is DEscending not ascending.
 
NOT ascension you dumb fuck, use the proper terminology.
 

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