NSFW My mother caught me masturbating

[AsakuraHao]

First of all, I want to say that this ISN'T larp or pasta. My mother REALLY caught me masturbating.
First of all, few facts about me: I'm 26 and I still live with parents. I have a disability pension so I help my parents financially.
Most of the time I masturbate when everyone are gone, because I prefer max comfort and silence.
I'm trying not to masturbating when parents are home. If I do, it's when they are either asleep or I am so horny that I can't control myself.
Usually I don't masturbate wearing headphones, because I want to hear when my parents are coming. If I'm wearing headphones, it because I know that my parents will be long outside home. Yesterday I made a mistake.
My father was at work and mom said she is going shopping and she will be absent for few hours. I assumed this is perfect time for masutbation.
I didn't masturbate right after she left. At the beginning I was watching YouTube and then hentai.
Around hour pass and I finally decided to masturbate.
I masturbated to looped version of this video

She is Amelia Watson - popular vtuber. You see, I genuinely fell in love with her and I regularly imagine that we are married and we love each other.
I was wearing headphones so I didn't hear when my mother returned. Finally she enter my room and saw me.
This was one of the most, if not the most stressful situation in my entire life.
My mother was shocked and asked me what am I doing. I started to crying and told her, that I am very lonely and she (Amelia) is love of my life.
My mother was embarrassed by this whole situation, but she wasn't angry at me. She rather feel sorry for me.
I asked her to not tell dad about it (although he wouldn't care if he knew) and she promised she will keep this secret.

 

[Luzifer]

this sick fuck is posting jewish cartoonporn

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Mecoja]

Why was she surprised? All males masturbates, even the married ones.

 

[BataviaCel]

my brother caught me masturbating and i didnt give a fuk

 

[cripplecel]

I never been caught

 

[Luzifer]

my brother caught me masturbating and i didnt give a fuk

DID YOU ENJOY IT???

 

[BataviaCel]

DID YOU ENJOY IT???

no shit, he just pretend he didnt saw it

 

[dungeondragon]

Why was she surprised? All males masturbates, even the married ones.

Mothers don't see their sons the way that strangers do. No matter how old we get, still her young boy in her eyes.

 

[hghcel]

Mothers don't see their sons the way that strangers do. No matter how old we get, still her young boy in her eyes.

Motherlylove pill is brutal for familycels

 

[Osman279]

View: https://twitter.com/AvdullahYousef/status/1667947441771933696

 

[Govid_Dorious]

View: https://twitter.com/AvdullahYousef/status/1667947441771933696

real life wojak failed on nofap

 

[ReconElement]

Serves just right, same mothers would help their whore daughters fk strangers but make sed pikachoo face when they catch a poor 26 year old disabled cel jerking off

 

[Celius]

my brother caught me masturbating and i didnt give a fuk

Kek.

 

[chuddyince23]

my brother caught me masturbating and i didnt give a fuk

jfl my brother's caught me wanking twice and never spoke about it

 

[outcastgymcel23]

 

[BadStartingStats]

 

[Caesercel]

. I started to crying and told her, that I am very lonely and she (Amelia) is love of my life.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

My mom walked in on me once as well. I was watching some naked foid touch herself. Most embarrassing moment of life

 

[adharmi]

but she wasn't angry at me. She rather feel sorry for me.
I asked her to not tell dad about it (although he wouldn't care if he knew) and she promised she will keep this secret.

That's sweet of her.
My narcissist mom mentally harassed me for almost a month when she caught me fapping.

 

[based_meme]

 

[Zetta]

Reading this while high was great op, thanks

 

[based_meme]

jfl my brother's caught me wanking twice and never spoke about it

Of course, he never spoke about it. I'd be concerned, if he did.

How the fuck is that conversation supposed to go anyway?

"Hey bro, remember that time I caught you destroying your meat?"

"Fuck you."

 

[chuddyince23]

Of course, he never spoke about it. I'd be concerned, if he did.

How the fuck is that conversation supposed to go anyway?

"Hey bro, remember that time I caught you destroying your meat?"

"Fuck you."

he didn't catch me doing the act of wanking just with my dick out on my phone cause I was searching for porn to fap to

 

[chuddyince23]

and I live in a retarded house where If you close the door my fgagot family doesn't hesitate to just barge in

 

[based_meme]

and I live in a retarded house where If you close the door my fgagot family doesn't hesitate to just barge in

 

[WiZardThEgRaY]

I'm 26

I started to crying

 

[ReconElement]

That's sweet of her.
My narcissist mom mentally harassed me for almost a month when she caught me fapping.

Curry skunks are far more miserable and low iq retard foids than white foids no doubt they turn into ugly crazy skunks with undiagnosable retardations and a curse for their sons, at the same time go out of their way to facilitate whoredom of their daughters

 

[AsakuraHao]

There has been over month since I imagine that I and Amelia Watson are married. We lost our virginity after our marriage. In my imagination, she loves me and takes care of me. During our intimate moments, I constantly compliment her, express my love for her, and ask if she feels good. Afterward, I kiss her on the forehead, hug her, and thank her for pleasure she gave me. I also imagine that she tells me she loves me and compliments me. Unfortunately, after that, I feel strange because even imagining someone loving me back feels very unreal. Sadly, thoughts of her leaving me and cheating on me come to my mind involuntarily. I can't control them. Even in my mind, having a loving wife becomes a problem for me

 

[Raider919]

I'm pretty sure I've never been caught 26 khhv checking in too

 

[Epedaphic]

I read the thread title and thought "to your waifu I hope?" Was glad to see it was

Still, awkward

 

[Pixycel]

She is Amelia Watson - popular vtuber. You see, I genuinely fell in love with her and I regularly imagine that we are married and we love each other.

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

this sick fuck is posting jewish cartoonporn

Jewish? It's 2d.

 

[realblackcel02]

Go and kill yourself

 

[Shrek]

I don't know why your mother or your father aren't helping you.

If I was in their place I would try to set you up for a date or something but I guess they don't care that much about you.

 

[AsakuraHao]

I don't know why your mother or your father aren't helping you.

If I was in their place I would try to set you up for a date or something but I guess they don't care that much about you.

They think I am capable of finding a girlfriend on my own

 

[Shrek]

They think I am capable of finding a girlfriend on my own

They are not.

Imagine being 26 and they never saw you with a girl.

Sorry to crumble your hopes but they are either extremely stupid and bluepilled or they don't give a shit about you.

 

[AsakuraHao]

They are not.

Imagine being 26 and they never saw you with a girl.

Sorry to crumble your hopes but they are either extremely stupid and bluepilled or they don't give a shit about you.

They are very bluepilled. They think that women don't care about height. I am 5'5/165

 

[Shrek]

They are very bluepilled. They think that women don't care about height. I am 5'5/165

Are you asian?

Where do you live?

How much money do you have?

 

[Captain Ahab]

I am so horny that I can't control myself

then learn how to, you disgusting pervert. you look just like a foid excusing her own degeneracy

 

[IronsideCel]

This is why I don't ink off until I am for sure certain I am safe.
I check a final time and close doors and create an escape plan before I release my ink to a screentoilet.



it's over

 

[AsakuraHao]

Are you asian?

Where do you live?

How much money do you have?

I'm Polish. I don't have enough money for looksmax.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

this sick fuck is posting jewish cartoonporn

He is alone and coping, feel pity ffs

Why was she surprised? All males masturbates, even the married ones.

toilets intelligence are beyond low

Serves just right, same mothers would help their whore daughters fk strangers but make sed pikachoo face when they catch a poor 26 year old disabled cel jerking off

society and its misandry

There has been over month since I imagine that I and Amelia Watson are married. We lost our virginity after our marriage. In my imagination, she loves me and takes care of me. During our intimate moments, I constantly compliment her, express my love for her, and ask if she feels good. Afterward, I kiss her on the forehead, hug her, and thank her for pleasure she gave me. I also imagine that she tells me she loves me and compliments me. Unfortunately, after that, I feel strange because even imagining someone loving me back feels very unreal. Sadly, thoughts of her leaving me and cheating on me come to my mind involuntarily. I can't control them. Even in my mind, having a loving wife becomes a problem for me

Good copypasta material brocel boyo

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Sauce and thanks.

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

There has been over month since I imagine that I and Amelia Watson are married. We lost our virginity after our marriage. In my imagination, she loves me and takes care of me. During our intimate moments, I constantly compliment her, express my love for her, and ask if she feels good. Afterward, I kiss her on the forehead, hug her, and thank her for pleasure she gave me. I also imagine that she tells me she loves me and compliments me. Unfortunately, after that, I feel strange because even imagining someone loving me back feels very unreal. Sadly, thoughts of her leaving me and cheating on me come to my mind involuntarily. I can't control them. Even in my mind, having a loving wife becomes a problem for me

^^^ That's some pretty dedicated fantasy world shit right there.

 

[Shrek]

I'm Polish. I don't have enough money for looksmax.

You can move forever in Philippines and get yourself a junglegook in you are interested in them.

They love white men.


View: https://youtu.be/rsIvZXjtMJ0


View: https://youtu.be/ZM8K2UasZO4

Two smart polakcels that knew it was over for them and decided to move in Philippines with their wives

 

[AsakuraHao]

You can move forever in Philippines and get yourself a junglegook in you are interested in them.

They love white men.


View: https://youtu.be/rsIvZXjtMJ0


View: https://youtu.be/ZM8K2UasZO4

Two smart polakcels that knew it was over for them and decided to move in Philippines with their wives

Nobody in my family have enough money for that

 

[Shrek]

Nobody in my family have enough money for that

Can you move in a western country to work there and make money?

Or are you alone like no siblings?

Maybe your parents can sell something they own and give to you.

 

[Newton the 2nd]

my brother caught me masturbating and i didnt give a fuk

my mother caught me masturbating and i didnt give a fuk

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

life ending moment if it happened to me

 

[gymcel88._]

this sick fuck is posting jewish cartoonporn

 

[CountBleck]

Why was she surprised? All males masturbates, even the married ones.

i never really realized this but when i think about it, every dude you see in public wanks it eh thats weird when i think about it