She always complains about the non-existent mess I leave after using it every once in a while that I even have the courtesy of cleaning after use, but I damn well know that she just doesn't like sharing a space with me because I am ugly and short. I know this because one time she accused ME of making a mess on the day I never used the shower, while at the same time scolding me for proving her wrong 
. But out of all the times I use it occasionally, I always see her leave shit everywhere on the shower floor such as shaved hairs and shaving equipment like she owns the fucking thing, to the point where she clogs the fucking drains . But when I tell her off for making a mess by shedding a fuck ton of roast beef hair, suddenly I am in the wrong . So you want to know what her solution was? Use the crusty old bath downstairs that nobody uses just because she doesn't like sharing with me personally. You know what? just for that, I'm going to start jerking off in the shower like in the old days and make her step on my jizz. Now I am NOT going to rinse or clean anything after I finish using it to assert dominance and by marking it as MY territory and if she has a problem with that, I'm going to throw her shit outside in the skip the next time I find her crap lying around the bathroom, that includes expensive whore upkeep equipment
. But out of all the times I use it occasionally, I always see her leave shit everywhere on the shower floor such as shaved hairs and shaving equipment like she owns the fucking thing, to the point where she clogs the fucking drains . But when I tell her off for making a mess by shedding a fuck ton of roast beef hair, suddenly I am in the wrong . So you want to know what her solution was? Use the crusty old bath downstairs that nobody uses just because she doesn't like sharing with me personally. You know what? just for that, I'm going to start jerking off in the shower like in the old days and make her step on my jizz. Now I am NOT going to rinse or clean anything after I finish using it to assert dominance and by marking it as MY territory and if she has a problem with that, I'm going to throw her shit outside in the skip the next time I find her crap lying around the bathroom, that includes expensive whore upkeep equipment
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