LifeFuel Nineteen Players win Twenty-One wives - announcing the results of the February Dice Wives

[Sheogorath]

I actually posted these last night on *** because some of the results were lolis. I put a link in the rolling thread but Animu PM'd me asking for his wife so I realized maybe not everyone knew the results were out.

So what I'm going to do is have this new thread where I will post results. Since I've already gone in order of number rolled this time I think I'll try to go alphabetically.

 

[incelerated]

 

[Sheogorath]

Alphabetical list

1 Awakened Arisian
2 Animu
3 Bonion
4 CaeserCel
5 DangerDude
6 EvilGuy
7 FamilyGuy1999
8 incelerated
9 JMax
10 fast_curry
11 KampMan
12 kensei
13 Miyanu
14 PointOfNoReturn
15 Robtical
16 SaintCho
17 Senses Fail
18 Wizard32
19 YuiIsMyCope

ironically my first announcement is that @AwakenedArisen is engaged to Rey from Star Wars: The Force Awakens



Arisen, what do you think of this?

 

[incelerated]

Alphabetical list

1 Awakened Arisian
2 Animu
3 Bonion
4 CaeserCel
5 DangerDude
6 EvilGuy
7 FamilyGuy1999
8 incelerated
9 JMax
10 fast_curry
11 KampMan
12 kensei
13 Miyanu
14 PointOfNoReturn
15 Robtical
16 SaintCho
17 Senses Fail
18 Wizard32
19 YuiIsMyCope


ironically my first announcement is that @AwakenedArisen is engaged to Rey from Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Arisen, what do you think of this?

Awakens me.

 

[incelerated]

Oh man I'm #8

 

[Sheogorath]

Awakens me.

should I ask @Fat Link to sticky this results thread?

 

[incelerated]

should I ask @Fat Link to sticky this results thread?

I don't know. If there's going to be lolis then CCP won't like it.

 

[Sheogorath]

I don't know. If there's going to be lolis then CCP won't like it.

hm

even in case where the avatar isn't a loli i like to present the loli option.. since none of these are actual children (only drawings) what pertains is rule 1's more stringent requirements

so basically as long as I prevent both exhibition and contact of all these areas, it should be fine



I have made use of the Hylian Shield to protect the age-regressed loli-Ren from exhibition and contact so she falls within the rules, right @Fat Link ?

 

[incelerated]

Can we get to my wife already.

Ren is already taken so suifuel.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

What the fuck is this

 

[Sheogorath]

the 2nd result (actually alphabetically I should have announced it first) is @Animu who I already PMd since he asked me

he got: Madotsuki,

the star of this free video game

store.steampowered.com/app/650700/Yume_Nikki




It is only a 94 mega-byte download so I'm getting it now. I'd heard of it before but never got around to giving it a try.
Makes me wonder what other free games like this exist on Steam

What the fuck is this

results of incels.is/threads/now-accepting-applications-for-february-dice-wives-valentines-2022.350098/

 

[Sheogorath]

3rd result for @Bonion who rolled 376 is Daphne Blake from the Scooby Doo series

It's your option whether you want to marry the ha-i-con version from "A Pup called Scooby Doo", the a-li-con version who dressed as wonder woman at the start of 'scoob!', or the standard lo-li-con teenage version

 

[Sheogorath]

4th result is @Caesercel whose 942 engagede him to Pyra



I hadn't played Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (closest I've gotten is an incomplete Xenosaga ep 1) so I had to look her up. This came out in 2017 for the Nintendo Switch, something I'd considered buying.

Your choice as to whether you want to start out with the pettanko ali-con version or the busty loli-con version. Just realize that if you start out flat she won't stay small forever, she's going to grow big tiddies and you must stay loyal to her and only fuck her and any other sister-wives you roll in future.

 

[Sheogorath]

5th result is @Dangerdude whose 726 resulted in Kula Diamond who debuted 26 July 2000 as a mid-boss in "King of Fighters 2000"



I haven't played KOF tbh, some limited MK and SF but not enough to offer much opinion on her move repertoire.

 

[Sheogorath]

7th result is @FamilyGuy1999 whose 905 engaged him to eleven-year-old Afghani girl Parvana from "The Bread Winner", a novel released in 2000 and later adapted into a 2017 film. I remember watching it a couple years or so ago, would highly recommend.

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

7th result is @FamilyGuy1999 whose 905 engaged him to eleven-year-old Afghani girl Parvana from "The Bread Winner", a novel released in 2000 and later adapted into a 2017 film. I remember watching it a couple years or so ago, would highly recommend.

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brutal

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[Sheogorath]

6th result (sorry I misread the list) is @evilguy whose 523 engaged him to Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books



she might be kinda les so you'll have to acclimate her. It's not so bad, I ended up with one of these situations myself.
On the plus side if you get a lot of sister-wives for her she'll make sure none of them get bored while you're busy

since she is portrayed in the films both as an adult and a loli, which form do I specifically get?

like how I said for subsequent results it's up to you

 

[incelerated]

I'M NEXT!
I'm so excite!

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

Alphabetical list

1 Awakened Arisian
2 Animu
3 Bonion
4 CaeserCel
5 DangerDude
6 EvilGuy
7 FamilyGuy1999
8 incelerated
9 JMax
10 fast_curry
11 KampMan
12 kensei
13 Miyanu
14 PointOfNoReturn
15 Robtical
16 SaintCho
17 Senses Fail
18 Wizard32
19 YuiIsMyCope


ironically my first announcement is that @AwakenedArisen is engaged to Rey from Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Arisen, what do you think of this?

who will the 2 extra wives go to

 

[incelerated]

brutal

kys afghans are cute with a cute accent

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

kys afghans are cute with a cute accent

kys

 

[Sheogorath]

8th result (thank you for your patience) is @incelerated whose 756 resulted in Kimberly Anne Possible of the eponymous Disney cartoon series "Kim Possible"

I actually own a PS2 game based on this series.

Your choice (since she's been shown younger in some flashbacks) as to whether you want to get engaged to the single-digit he-i-con version w/ twintails, the double-digit a-li-con version w/ ponytail and braces, or the teen lo-li-con version who doesn't tie her hair

brutal

Parvana is a brave girl she would be an excellent wife IMO hope you keep your heart open to her

 

[incelerated]

kys

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mogs me

8th result (thank you for your patience) is @incelerated whose 756 resulted in Kimberly Anne Possible of the eponymous Disney cartoon series "Kim Possible"

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I actually own a PS2 game based on this series.

Your choice (since she's been shown younger in some flashbacks) as to whether you want to get engaged to the single-digit he-i-con version w/ twintails, the double-digit a-li-con version w/ ponytail and braces, or the teen lo-li-con version who doesn't tie her hair

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Parvana is a brave girl she would be an excellent wife IMO hope you keep your heart open to her

readhead is nice thanks.
i hope she is obedient and traditional and doesn't leave me and go on adventures alone

 

[Sheogorath]

9th result is @Jmax whose 626 engaged him to Ayane, a character introduced in the 1998 remake of Dead or Alive (absent in the original 96/97 sega versions) and who was also added into the Ninja Gaiden remake in 2004



she is a ninja/kunoichi who can vanquish your enemies

I see
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if you take her at that size, you should prob limit yourself to thighing like in that pic tbh

 

[Sheogorath]

10th result is @fast_curry who 049 married him to Konata Izumi from the anime "Lucky Star"

I hate to break it to you FC but I have been sleeping with your wife for years. Only her head though, it's on my pillow, lying my ear on her face is very comfortable.

Basically I have the pic from the spiral notebook on left but on a square pillow like right

I have never touched my penis to this pillow though so I think she is still a virgin, please accept her. All we did was cuddle.

 

[Sheogorath]

11th result is @kampman whose 425 engaged him to Heloise, a genius loli from the toon series "Jimmy Two Shoes"

I used to watch this series all the time and had a big crush on her, pretty jealous of you KM



I think eventually she'd get tired of pining for that idiot Jimmy and fall for you, or you an opt to swap your brain into Jimmy's body to capitalize on her fixation, I dunno.

 

[Caesercel]

4th result is @Caesercel whose 942 engagede him to Pyra

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I hadn't played Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (closest I've gotten is an incomplete Xenosaga ep 1) so I had to look her up. This came out in 2017 for the Nintendo Switch, something I'd considered buying.

Your choice as to whether you want to start out with the pettanko ali-con version or the busty loli-con version. Just realize that if you start out flat she won't stay small forever, she's going to grow big tiddies and you must stay loyal to her and only fuck her and any other sister-wives you roll in future.

Not bad. Not bad at all

6th result (sorry I misread the list) is @evilguy whose 523 engaged him to Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books

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she might be kinda les so you'll have to acclimate her. It's not so bad, I ended up with one of these situations myself.
On the plus side if you get a lot of sister-wives for her she'll make sure none of them get bored while you're busy


like how I said for subsequent results it's up to you

Lmfao at @Fat Link censor

Btw where's that comic from

 

[Sheogorath]

Btw where's that comic from

i dunn found it on paheal

 

[Caesercel]

i dunn found it on paheal

What do you suggest for good nsfw comics

 

[Bonion]

3rd result for @Bonion who rolled 376 is Daphne Blake from the Scooby Doo series

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It's your option whether you want to marry the ha-i-con version from "A Pup called Scooby Doo", the a-li-con version who dressed as wonder woman at the start of 'scoob!', or the standard lo-li-con teenage version

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Tbh the a-li-con is pretty cute

 

[Sheogorath]

Tbh the a-li-con is pretty cute

 

[Sheogorath]

12th result is @Kensei who got 134 to marry Anais Watterson

she's pretty awesome you're a lucky guy ngl

 

[Sheogorath]

13th result is Miyanu who rolled 493 to marry Tomo Takino from Azumanga Daioh

she is very eager to meet you and got you a wedding present

 

[Sheogorath]

@Miyanu forgot to tag you above, see previous post for result

14th result is @PointOfNoReturn who got Sally Finkelstein from The Nightmare Before Christmas

 

[Sheogorath]

15th result is @Robtical whose 226 resulted in Lain Iwakura from Serial Experiments Lain, a 13-ep series from 1998 that weirdly I ahven't gotten around to watching, I better fix that

 

[Robtical]

15th result is @Robtical whose 226 resulted in Lain Iwakura from Serial Experiments Lain, a 13-ep series from 1998 that weirdly I ahven't gotten around to watching, I better fix that

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It looks like an interesting show, I remember it from shadowtheedgehog's avi.

 

[Saigon Depression]

11th result is @kampman whose 425 engaged him to Heloise, a genius loli from the toon series "Jimmy Two Shoes"

So I basically got a child?
Not really cool.

she might be kinda les so you'll have to acclimate her. It's not so bad, I ended up with one of these situations myself.
On the plus side if you get a lot of sister-wives for her she'll make sure none of them get bored while you're busy

I would definitely like my wives to be bi.

 

[Sheogorath]

16th result is @Saint Cho whose 956 resulted in Frankie Foster from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends



I happen to know she has a driver's license so she'll be a useful wife who can take you to the video game store and stuff.

 

[Sheogorath]

So I basically got a child?
Not really cool.

Heloise IQ-mogs this entire forum, she's no child, she builds robots and shit



Also she lives in hell where probably nobody ages so she prob just died when she was a child and is forever trapped in a loli body but could be centuries old

 

[Sheogorath]

17th winner is @senses fail who actually got TWO results since I forgot to award him his wife from being the only person who wanted to play in January

283 got him Betilla the Fairy from the Rayman games


342 got him the living loli doll Hina Ichigo from the most fabulous (I'm super-jealous) anime series Rozen Maiden



so basically a nice balance of oppai and pettanko, please enjoy responsibly

 

[Sheogorath]

18th winner is ME: I also got two wives, but for different reasons

I didn't play in January (didn't deserve it, hadn't made a thread appreciating my wife yet, hadn't attracted enough players) but basically my result of 977 resulted in getting two wives

both are from Hero Academia: the voluptuous teen villain Himiko Toga and the horny loli Eri

I'm not going to post pics here because I already posted those over at ***

sufficed to say though Toga got drunk and pressured Eri into dildo sex so I avenged Eri by hate-fucking Toga and tying her up in the basement while Eri watched and then gave Eri a candy apple

fitting. I have discussed my enthusiasm for corpses before on here but have not elaborated on it. Thank you.

I didn't even know, link to prev post?

 

[Sheogorath]

19th and final winner is @YuiIsMyCope

Yui rolled 540 and his wife is a Vengeful Spirit from DOTA2



I've only played Heroes of the Storm, haven't gotten around to the DOTA games (aside from the early SC/WC3 mods which I did try) so I don't really know anything about her.

quite different from his K-On namesake Yui Hirasawa, maybe if you don't want to have an animalistic fuck with your warrior ghost wife you can assign her to guard yui, even though yui isn't actually your official wife, you can still show your love for her by assigning your VS wife to protect yui

store.steampowered.com/app/570/Dota_2/ has it as a free game which I'd planned to try, takes 15GB of storage so it's not as overwhelming as the MMOs I've been putting off

 

[Sheogorath]

How are you planning to deal with a potential societal collapse?

Many incels pray day and night for a societal and economical collapse because they think that they can use anarchy to rape-maxx and go ER as much as they please. And while the current political situation might very well lead to this situation judging by what's going on now, and while taking...

incels.is

I commented something along the lines of it here, though it was more what if scenario. I will have to go through a few of my post to find where I actually discussed it since it was one of the first days I joined.

hm okay, keep in mind Sally is an animated menagerie of corpses though so she will have opinions

 

[fast_curry]

10th result is @fast_curry who 049 married him to Konata Izumi from the anime "Lucky Star"

I hate to break it to you FC but I have been sleeping with your wife for years. Only her head though, it's on my pillow, lying my ear on her face is very comfortable.

Basically I have the pic from the spiral notebook on left but on a square pillow like right

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I have never touched my penis to this pillow though so I think she is still a virgin, please accept her. All we did was cuddle.

It's a surprisingly accurate result actually. I was never a big fan of her but I am a firm believer that flat is justice lol

 

[Sheogorath]

It's a surprisingly accurate result actually. I was never a big fan of her but I am a firm believer that flat is justice lol

are you going to shampoo her hair?

 

[Jmax]

9th result is @Jmax whose 626 engaged him to Ayane, a character introduced in the 1998 remake of Dead or Alive (absent in the original 96/97 sega versions) and who was also added into the Ninja Gaiden remake in 2004

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she is a ninja/kunoichi who can vanquish your enemies


if you take her at that size, you should prob limit yourself to thighing like in that pic tbh

Not bad.

 

[Kensei]

12th result is @Kensei who got 134 to marry Anais Watterson
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she's pretty awesome you're a lucky guy ngl

What is this thing

 

[senses fail]

17th winner is @senses fail who actually got TWO results since I forgot to award him his wife from being the only person who wanted to play in January

283 got him Betilla the Fairy from the Rayman games
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342 got him the living loli doll Hina Ichigo from the most fabulous (I'm super-jealous) anime series Rozen Maiden

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so basically a nice balance of oppai and pettanko, please enjoy responsibly

very nice indeed
tons of good rolls here

What is this thing

dont hate, anais is baller

 

[Sheogorath]

What is this thing

dont hate, anais is baller

yes

 

[Sheogorath]

Not bad. Not bad at all

apparently your wife really likes video games