LifeFuel Nineteen Players win Twenty-One wives - announcing the results of the February Dice Wives

[fast_curry]

are you going to shampoo her hair?

Will she be happy with my made in USA CVS shampoo?

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apparently your wife really likes video games

tfw no gamer gf

 

[Miyanu]

13th result is Miyanu who rolled 493 to marry Tomo Takino from Azumanga Daioh
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she is very eager to meet you and got you a wedding present

@Miyanu forgot to tag you above, see previous post for result

14th result is @PointOfNoReturn who got Sally Finkelstein from The Nightmare Before Christmas

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Damn good roll freind, made my day

 

[Sheogorath]

19th and final winner is @YuiIsMyCope
Yui rolled 540 and his wife is a Vengeful Spirit from DOTA2
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Imagine the kind of scum who would not honor his vows.

that blue demon?

i never loved her

i only love yui

How the fuck do we deal with this degenerate? Imagine how much this hurts Vengeful Spirit. YIMC broke Vee-Spi's heart.

If you choose to marry your waifu you must honor your waifu, you must love her.

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

Imagine the kind of scum who would not honor his vows.





How the fuck do we deal with this degenerate? Imagine how much this hurts Vengeful Spirit. YIMC broke Vee-Spi's heart.

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If you choose to marry your waifu you must honor your waifu, you must love her.

she literally feels only one emotion and its revenge. I dont think she cares that i broke up with her

 

[Sheogorath]

she literally feels only one emotion and its revenge. I dont think she cares that i broke up with her

You are wrong, you didn't take the time to understand your wife.

She feels anguish. She sacrifices herself to take the place of besieged allies.

She is a giving person. She martyrs herself.

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

You are wrong, you didn't take the time to understand your wife.

She feels anguish. She sacrifices herself to take the place of besieged allies.

She is a giving person. She martyrs herself.

i wrote a massive thread about my relationship with her but it got deleted like all my other posts

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

it basically boiled down to “she rapes me”

 

[Sheogorath]

it basically boiled down to “she rapes me”

why didn't you consent to sex with your ghost wife?

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

why didn't you consent to sex with your ghost wife?

i do but she doesnt care if i consent or not

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

i have femdom fetish

 

[Sheogorath]

i have femdom fetish

it's hard to imagine Yui dominating tbh

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

it's hard to imagine Yui dominating tbh

not with yui. yuis too pure to imagine sex with, i just imagine her hanging out with me like a gf would

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

it's hard to imagine Yui dominating tbh

i dont imagine yui dominating

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

she would never do tht

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

she doesnt even know what sex is

 

[bigantennaemay1]

What is this thing

 

[Sheogorath]

she doesnt even know what sex is

dude she's prob a secret nympho

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

dude she's prob a secret nympho

heresy

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

yui is ever virgin

 

[YuiIsMyCope]

except for me

 

[Sheogorath]

my result of 977 resulted in getting two wives
both are from Hero Academia: the voluptuous teen villain Himiko Toga and the horny loli Eri
I avenged Eri by hate-fucking Toga and tying her up in the basement while Eri watched

Guys I think it's time to make my dream come true, I had an impulse to buy my first named daki and when I searched amazon for it, Himiko was like the first girl to show up. She is 16 and it is fate.

 

[lonelysince2006]

Guys I think it's time to make my dream come true, I had an impulse to buy my first named daki and when I searched amazon for it, Himiko was like the first girl to show up. She is 16 and it is fate.

Give us March Dice Wives!

 

[stalin22]

Wtf is this

 

[Sheogorath]

I decided against it, it was only peach not two-way tricott