It's Over Oldcels - be prepared to feel old: we are 14 years removed from “Mario Kart Love Song”

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I’m going to finish my memoirs and then rope in Minecraft. I hate this Jew/nigger planet, we are fourteen years removed from 2009’s quirky viral song “Mario Kart Love Song”.

I want to go bERserk, because I remember being a freshman in college back in 2009, and listening to this song - believing that if I was just a nice guy, eventually I would get my first kiss! Here I am fourteen years later a kissless virgin on .IS!


View: https://youtu.be/VDBpQVhCMb8

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Over for early internetcels

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Honestly this song makes me want to open a sorority house door, because it reminds me of the early 2000’s playing Nintendo Wii with my little foid cousin - she hasn’t talked to me since 2018 when she left to college. I hate this Jew/nigger planet.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]