I FUCKING HATE PAPER STRAWS. It's fucking faggotry, ableist, anti-small business, virute-signally, anti-enjoying a fucking drink you paid excess money for-- all to save a handful of curry seagulls so they can survive long enough to SHIT on your Mercury Cougar as you drive by the beach. I am one of the few incels that believe in climate change, but if you look into any reasonable study the environmental impact on straw waste vs the economic and human well-being impact, it's just fucking negligible.
The fucking mindset of these paper straw pushers is the same of a foid: animals are just worth more than humans. Mindless creatures we eat, yeah, all of them, more valuable than human happiness. We care too much about ugly men, and not enough about fucking seagulls. Who cares about the disabled people that need quality draws when they can't chew?? Or the two people who already got impaled thru the eyes, and died, tripping on metal straws??
I literally hate paper straws more than fags, foids, and trannies. At least the latter have reasonable circumstances as to why they are the way they are. But a paper straw is what happens when fags don't breed. It really is the apotheosis of a substitute gay child. AND THAT, makes it ten times worse than the source.
In the same way fags shove cock up a shit filled asshole, they must force their gay, fruity creations into the unintended hole that is public life, and ruin everyone's rectum just so they feel morally superior.
The fucking mindset of these paper straw pushers is the same of a foid: animals are just worth more than humans. Mindless creatures we eat, yeah, all of them, more valuable than human happiness. We care too much about ugly men, and not enough about fucking seagulls. Who cares about the disabled people that need quality draws when they can't chew?? Or the two people who already got impaled thru the eyes, and died, tripping on metal straws??
YA GOTTA SAVE THE RAPEY DOLPHINS, says the foid.
I literally hate paper straws more than fags, foids, and trannies. At least the latter have reasonable circumstances as to why they are the way they are. But a paper straw is what happens when fags don't breed. It really is the apotheosis of a substitute gay child. AND THAT, makes it ten times worse than the source.
In the same way fags shove cock up a shit filled asshole, they must force their gay, fruity creations into the unintended hole that is public life, and ruin everyone's rectum just so they feel morally superior.
