Piss Hat Saga - Episode II

[GeckoBus]

I wash piss hat in sink.
Soaking wet.
Letter. "Package Nigga - you got 1 day to get it or we send cum to your mailbox"
Gents' we don't want that to happen, do we?

Wear soaked piss hat outside in winter to get package from inner city. 40 min walk
Home. Wash piss hat in shower.
Dry piss hat.
Shit moldy af.
Wear piss hat.
Surrounded by whiff of piss mold 24/7.
Not sure if based or not.
Wearing it rn, can literally smell the piss mold at all times.
Not sure man.
I can't abandon it. I have not used soap in over a year + no haircut and shave.
Autism, I have to wear the piss hat for eternity now.
The eternal piss hat.
Fuark.

cont. from

My hat fell into the piss

3am i piss bend over to flush hat: falls into toiletbool piss on hat i wash in sink. 3am

incels.is

stay tuned for the next installment, where the piss hat mold merges with my rancid oily hair until i need get scalped to have it removed.
Doctor Custer, here i come.

 

[Eremetic]

 

[WacoGoesDown]

noodle let me go
hurrah me nigger cels noodle let me go
whoah noodle let me go me go noodle let me go

 

[Awake]

i can't understand shit

 

[GeckoBus]

i can't understand shit

2 days ago i took a piss. I was bending over to flush the toilet, when my hat dislodged from my cranium, plummeting into the urine stained water. I retrieved the hat, but it was substantially soaked. Subsequent attempts at cleaning it in the sink and shower failed. Now the hat has developed a moldy odor, and yet, it rests softly on my head. Oh my hat!