SuicideFuel Post from r/bigdickproblems

[Cletus Longthing]

im actually so tired of this man i needed
somewhere to vent Imao. whenever im taking a
dump my cock just rubs up on the seat and the
bowl of my toilet, its disgusting. then when i get
up to wash my hands after wiping it touches the
sink and its not even like im short im like 6'1 or so.
i know that society favours well endowed men in
media and life overall but so far as a 16 year old i
havent rlly gotten the benefits, just the downsides.
also side note, people love to complain about
bulges for attention, just wear stretchy boxers and
somewhat baggy pants and avoid getting hard. also
i kind of wanted to ask, when do the benefits come
in or do they ever lol?

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I wish everyone on that sub that one of those amazonian worm parasites swims up their dick and lays its eggs inside their flesh

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Also my girlfriends always complain that sex hurts

Wow my condolences your life must be really hard bro

 

[Cletus Longthing]

I wish everyone on that sub that one of those amazonian worm parasites swims up their dick and lays its eggs inside their flesh

Based

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I hope he brokes his dick and becomes a dicklet

 

[Cletus Longthing]

I hope he brokes his dick and becomes a dicklet

I hope some south african ape guts off with his dick with a machete

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Why read that sub? It's pure suifuel

I want to be blackpilled to the bone and lose all hope

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Why are you looking at gay porn

 

[MillionBashStream97]

i needed somewhere to vent Imao...

You know a person has never went through a bad thing in their life, if venting is this quirky "lmao" thing... It's (*not) a serious need to vent out ACTUAL problems in your life.

Anyway, if anyone read Berserk, you know about that one tree thing, where someone has their intestines stapled to a tree, and forced to walk around the tree.

Every bigdickproblems user should subjected to that, and then throwing their corpse to the Hyenas.

I would jerk off to this whole process.
I HATE, bigdickproblems users.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

You know a person has never went through a bad thing in their life, if venting is this quirky "lmao" thing... It's (*not) a serious need to vent out ACTUAL problems in your life.

Anyway, if anyone read Berserk, you know about that one tree thing, where someone has their intestines stapled to a tree, and forced to walk around the tree.

Every bigdickproblems user should subjected to that, and then throwing their corpse to the Hyenas.

I would jerk off to this whole process.
I HATE, bigdickproblems users.

sounds like you are venting tbh

 

[MillionBashStream97]

sounds like you are venting tbh

I don't get your point...

 

[idfklma]

Ur 16? Rnt u a bit young 2 be here