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LifeFuel Ramadan is over

Robtical

Robtical

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Time to let go and jack off in the middle of the day again.
 
I didn't know that you were a muslim. I guess I learn new facts about other users every day
 
I didn't know that you were a muslim. I guess I learn new facts about other users every day
I'm not that religious, I had to act like I was fasting so my mom wouldn't get mad. When no one's home I'd drink water and eat something.
 
I thought masturbation was banned in Islam, at least in the mainstream branches
 
I'm not that religious, I had to act like I was fasting so my mom wouldn't get mad. When no one's home I'd drink some or eat something.
Ah I see
 
I thought masturbation was banned in Islam, at least in the mainstream branches
Most muslim men masturbate anyway even though it's a sin, especially if they don't have wives. Chads will also have sex before marriage. If you're a chad all your religious beliefs go out the window when pussy is waving in front of you.
 
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Mohammed will hate you unless you jack off to cheese pizza or goats tho!
 
I'm not that religious, I had to act like I was fasting so my mom wouldn't get mad. When no one's home I'd drink water and eat something.
> I'd drink water and eat something.

pretty sad to be honest.
Are u living in the western or in a muslim country?
I thought masturbation was banned in Islam, at least in the mainstream branches

its not allowed, yet the majortiy of young muslims do masturbation to lower the sex drive otherwise they could do premarital things which is even worser than fapping.
 
> I'd drink water and eat something.

pretty sad to be honest.
Are u living in the western or in a muslim country?
Western country, I hope god will forgive me, he's put me through a lot as well.
 
Western country, I hope god will forgive me, he's put me through a lot as well.

>he's put me through a lot as well.

dont say this brother. He might just test you/us.
 
@NormieKiller
 
Good, now my Muslim co workers can actually work. (Maybe)
 
Alhamdullah eid mubarak everyone
 
I thought masturbation was banned in Islam, at least in the mainstream branches
I mean it's immoral in almost every modern/historical variant of Christianity, yet Christians do it anyway as well.
 
Your mom makes sure you don't masturbate?
She opens my door at random times because she always thinks I'm doing drugs or drinking alcohol, even in ramadan. So to be safe I wait until she's asleep or leaves the house before I can feel like the coast is clear.
 
She opens my door at random times because she always thinks I'm doing drugs or drinking alcohol, even in ramadan. So to be safe I wait until she's asleep or leaves the house before I can feel like the coast is clear.

She's hoping she will "catch you in the act by pure accident." She is probably watching too much incest porn.
 
She's hoping she will "catch you in the act by pure accident." She is probably watching too much incest porn.
I don't think so, she's really against drugs and alcohol.
 
I don't think so, she's really against drugs and alcohol.

AWALT. She has a "good girl" facade. Lady on the streets, freak under the sheets.
 
She opens my door at random times because she always thinks I'm doing drugs or drinking alcohol, even in ramadan. So to be safe I wait until she's asleep or leaves the house before I can feel like the coast is clear.

Just say fuck it and let her walk in on you spanking that monkey.
 

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