Mine was when I was dancing fully naked to a nirvana song in my room, and my mom walked in. She asked me if I needed to go to a mental hospital. This was probably in the mid 2000s.
I let myself become an orbiter for a female for over a year in my last job role.
when i flat out asked her out she rejected me and then i just ignored her till she moved jobs lmao.
when i flat out asked her out she rejected me and then i just ignored her till she moved jobs lmao.
When was this?
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My dad caught me fapping.
over 2 years ago, she was a cute blonde and she was always complaining about how alone she was and depressed, i orbited her for almost a year before i got the balls to ask her flat out.
Even though she already knew for months i was attracted to her, she just used me for ego.
The kicker is I found out a week after rejecting me she gave a blowjob to some random chad at a party. ( her friend told me this ).
I want more than that. Elaborate.
"Wahhh my depression"
>Next week goes out to eat Chad's dick
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I started to fap to a girl that I saw in school and I tend to forget my environment while doing it. I tried to hide it and he said "Is everything alright?" And I said "Yes" *Awkward silence for 6 seconds* And then he walked out of my room.
females are constantly contradicting themselves
Did you do it to social media pictures, or imagination?
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I used my imaginiation. She was wearing leggings on that day and fapping to memories is actually more arousing than porn.
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My most embarrassing story is that one time my mom walked in on me when I was trying to take a dick pic.
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A girl took a picture of me in class, without my permission. If I did the same thing she would have a hissy fit.
Why were you taking a dick pic?
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How did she react?
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I was taking a dick pic because this woman I was try to sleep with want to see it.
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Had she seen you in real life previously? Or pictures of you?
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She just wanted to know what I was doing and why so I had to explain it to her.
My mother walked into my room the one time I fapped to a shirtless male model. That was a little over ten years ago. Now she thinks that I'm gay. 
I was at a bar in Mexico once and told the female bartender "Quiero un bebe" (I want a baby) when I meant to say "Quiero una bebida" (I want a drink). It goes without saying that she wasn't too impressed with my Spanish.
I was at a bar in Mexico once and told the female bartender "Quiero un bebe" (I want a baby) when I meant to say "Quiero una bebida" (I want a drink). It goes without saying that she wasn't too impressed with my Spanish.
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She had seen me in real life
too many to count
But aren't you gay?My mother walked into my room the one time I fapped to a shirtless male model. That was a little over ten years ago. Now she thinks that I'm gay.
Then you must be a fakecel. Why else would she want to see it?
No, I'm straight. Perhaps you've got me confused with another poster?
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Then why do you fap to male models.
I only did that once in my life. And of course, that was the one time I was caught masturbating.
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She only wanted to see it because I kind of lied to her about how big it was and she wanted to know if I was telling the truth.
Ahh alright.
I tried PUA on a girl in school. it was so cringy I was sweating bullets
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.
BRUTAL
Which model?My mother walked into my room the one time I fapped to a shirtless male model. That was a little over ten years ago. Now she thinks that I'm gay.
Im too scared to even think about this. I will die of cringe if I do.
Think about what? It can't be that bad
Lived in a dorm first year. Roommate walked in with my dick in my hand. I think he noticed.
How would he not notice
I tried covering myself up as fast as possible.
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i got caught jacking off to facebook by my mom
Can't reveal. It's a secret.
LOL HE FAPPED TO DAVID GANDY
my sis caught me masturbating
I did a lot of cringy shit but the worst one was at my english class. The teacher liked to silently leave the class after giving us some tasks to do. I had nose in my book and I heard the door being opened and closed so I thought she left. My classmate shouted "Mrs???" to get her attention and I shouted "YES????". Then I raised my head and saw the teacher looking at me from the back of her desk
then she said "ohh I don't feel good today it's cool that you want to replace me" and told me sit behind her desk and finish the class as a teacher
I die everytime I remind that
then she said "ohh I don't feel good today it's cool that you want to replace me" and told me sit behind her desk and finish the class as a teacher
I die everytime I remind that
Me, being autistic and socially retarded, used to act out characters from TV shows and games at school, and do this next to the other kids in the playground rather than properly try to engage a conversation with them. Worst one I ever did was when I went through a phase when I was about 12 and I used to be obsessed with The Umbilical Brothers. Tried to act out their performances and shit. Sounds included. Looking back on it now, no wonder people stayed away from me. I was alone in the corner of the school oval doing stuff like this:
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