Caelus
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Memes aside, the simping phenomenon is just teenagers going through puberty. Actual real life simps are extremely rare to come by.
Unless severely autistic and mentally disabled, most adult men eventually get a girlfriend and move past that phase of parasocially lusting over random strangers who don’t give a fuck about them. And the incels who do it? They’ll come to recognize the true pathos of their sad existence all in due time.
But what exactly is a simp even? If we’re gonna go by the metric of men surrounding themselves with women as a substitute for their loneliness and an attempt to alleviate it then everyone and their cousin is a simp.
I’ve seen enough people here worshipping e-thots and gym hoes, is that supposed to qualify as simping too? If not, then how are they any different than the simpy boogeymen you’ve created in your head? Lmao don’t even get me started on the Discord users on here.
Adult women also “simp” for good-looking men FAR more than adult men do it for any women. Women throw themselves at Chad and play pretend at caring just so they can wrap their legs around him and get out fucking wrangled day in and day out MUCH more than men. Men will inevitably realize just how pathetic it is, but women? They just find it fun. It’s kinda like masturbating; men feel suicidal when they do it after a long period of loneliness, women find it “fun” and “explorative” even when they’re in a relationship jfl.
Unless severely autistic and mentally disabled, most adult men eventually get a girlfriend and move past that phase of parasocially lusting over random strangers who don’t give a fuck about them. And the incels who do it? They’ll come to recognize the true pathos of their sad existence all in due time.
But what exactly is a simp even? If we’re gonna go by the metric of men surrounding themselves with women as a substitute for their loneliness and an attempt to alleviate it then everyone and their cousin is a simp.
I’ve seen enough people here worshipping e-thots and gym hoes, is that supposed to qualify as simping too? If not, then how are they any different than the simpy boogeymen you’ve created in your head? Lmao don’t even get me started on the Discord users on here.
Adult women also “simp” for good-looking men FAR more than adult men do it for any women. Women throw themselves at Chad and play pretend at caring just so they can wrap their legs around him and get out fucking wrangled day in and day out MUCH more than men. Men will inevitably realize just how pathetic it is, but women? They just find it fun. It’s kinda like masturbating; men feel suicidal when they do it after a long period of loneliness, women find it “fun” and “explorative” even when they’re in a relationship jfl.