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Theory Sinners who masturbate enrage Jesus. Those who enjoy it cause Him to vomit with rage.

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Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.
 
How about you kill yourself instead? :ping:
 
Fuck off with the bible bashing.
 
Jesus was a cuck who saved a dumb hole from getting stoned to death.
 
Leviticus is law for Jews, not for Christians.
 
So whores are out there fucking different guys on a daily basis but we're the bad guys for masturbating as a last resort to satisfy our excruciating biological urges? Get the fuck outta here.
Christianism in a nutshell perfectly described lol
 
jesus can go fuck himself
 
Retarded thread.
 
Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.
I love masturbating
 
Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.
Your YHWH will never give you pussy
 
There's just one problem: Jesus is dead.

But, but...muh resurrection!

Fuck off Christfag.
 
God made us so ugly. So he shouldn't complain if we have no choice but to jerk off.
 
Masturbation is not prohibited anywhere in scripture. At all. The closest thing to it is Onan, and he didn't masturbate, he pulled out; and pulling out wasn't the problem, but the motivation was: his sin was PRIDE, which drove him to refuse to sire a son in his dead brother's name, because it would be a child of promise, and he coveted the glory of being the father of a child of promise.

This is the sort of low-IQ interpretation that turns a good religion into a retarded one. Which is exactly what the faggots in dresses did over the course of 2000 years.
Leviticus is law for Jews, not for Christians.
Lol no. The gospels make no sense without the Old Testament giving them context. Where in the gospels does Jesus forbid murder? Nowhere, the law is given in the books of Moses.
 
Then He can close his eyes, he doesn't need to watch me when I coom it is undignified
 
I always asked for forgiveness after the nut clarity.
 
I don't get it

No problem. We are here to help.

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damn, the amount of sickness I must have caused jesus throughout my life and am gonna keep causing him for the rest of it. complete tragedy :feelsseriously:
 
you know, this is kinda fun to do
 
Jesus is COOMING!
 
Imagine Jesus making you a sexless abomination and then being angry if you fap watching ppl he made beautiful having sex. If that's the case Jesus brutally darktriadmogs Satan.
 
Based Christian Vs Loser Goyslave Coombrains
 
Imagine Jesus making you a sexless abomination and then being angry if you fap watching ppl he made beautiful having sex. If that's the case Jesus brutally darktriadmogs Satan.
It's hard to understand why religions and cultures look down on lust. Lusty means healthy and strong, full of energy and vigor.
Many thinkers, philosophers and preachers probably had health problems and some sickness so they scorned sensual pleasures.
 
It's hard to understand why religions and cultures look down on lust. Lusty means healthy and strong, full of energy and vigor.
Many thinkers, philosophers and preachers probably had health problems and some sickness so they scorned sensual pleasures.
Lust outside of marriage only brings degeneracy, cuckoldism and the plague of single mothers.

Healthy societies like National Socialist Germany promote the creation of many healthy children rather than Ghetto lust.

All philosophers have known that women are animals and can only be beneficial when put under strict rules.

Men (apart from niggers) have rational thought to control lust whilst women fuck dogs and niggers.
 
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Lust outside of marriage only brings degeneracy, cuckoldism and the plague of single mothers.

Healthy societies like National Socialist Germany promote the creation of many healthy children rather than Ghetto lust.

All philosophers have known that women are animals and can only be beneficial when put under strict rules.

Men (apart from niggers) have rational thought to control lust whilst women fuck dogs and niggers.
Diogenes the Cynic masturbated in public places.
 
It's hard to understand why religions and cultures look down on lust. Lusty means healthy and strong, full of energy and vigor.
Many thinkers, philosophers and preachers probably had health problems and some sickness so they scorned sensual pleasures.

Cause God is the only barrier scary enough that proved to barely keep women from blowing all the local Chads causing social chaos and killings.
 
Imagine Jesus making you a sexless abomination and then being angry if you fap watching ppl he made beautiful having sex. If that's the case Jesus brutally darktriadmogs Satan.
 
Cause God is the only barrier scary enough that proved to barely keep women from blowing all the local Chads causing social chaos and killings.
Or religion could be used to teach women to give sex to outcasts, uggos, sick and weak men.
 
CHRIST IS KING niggers
 
Even God isn't that powerful.
Yes.
All cultures and moral preachers:

"We aren't animals. We need to restrict our animalistic impulses for the benefits of the whole, of the society. Egocentrism is bad. People need to serve purpose more bigger than themselves. Immoral acts and unrestricted lust is bad. Existence of free sexuality would lead to downfall of society. Naturalistic fallacy :soy: ".

- Good. What if we will have one day in month, then women will be obliged to sleep with social rejects, loners, uggos, cripples, mentally defective, sick ones? For the betterment of society?

- "That would be against the nature!"
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Imagine being genuinely religious in 2023 big kek
 
So what are you saying, that Jesus is wrong? So you would rather spend your life fapping than having sex?

Personally I hate fapping and I wish I had the opportunity to have sex instead, Jesus is just saying that it's just sad that you have to do it otherwise. This satanic Jewish society is the reason for our lack of sex.
 
I've read some controversial bible verses that will make you question those fairy tales called the bible but since you are banned...
 
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Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.
Yes
For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.
Learn to read.

It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.
As you said this is irrelevant to wanky-wanky subject.
But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...
This is generally related to any romantic interest outside of marriage. So if you're holding hands with your girlfriend, you're not better than us, because we all know what you thinking about
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!
Adultery can be done only by married person. You just couldn't find anything even less relevant?
The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.
Let me repeat this once again: adultery is when you are
1. Married
2. Fuck anyone other than your spouse
If you're not married that's not adultery. That's list
 
Jesus is COOMING!
 

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