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Serious Some Beckie moved into the apartment next to me..I need ideas how to make her live hell without risking trouble

No, since I moved in the other 2 apartments were rented by older couples. This was the first time he asked me to do something.

Why her? Why now and specifically why this foid? She must be some prostitute your dad banged. I mean, WTF, why would he ask you to be her help?
 
and your dad doesn't seem like THAT big of a whiteknight,

Nah, he just doesn't care about anything as long as it doesn't bother him personally. I will have to see how he reacts as things unfold.
a male being NEET and not WK'ing for women is too infuriating for foids and cucks.

Honestly thats my hope. She will meet chads and will become the live-in toilet for one of them.

Sounds like a larp with a storyline on par with those adult xxx games where you only click LMB and basically just read it like a comic book.

My larps usually end with me banging some foid.

Everytime you see her just start an awkward conversation. Ask her if she has any single friends etc. just make her generally uncomfortable. Jesus Christ man the only thing incels are good at and you can't do it.

I'm highinhib as fuck, but I will do my best, I assume my pure existance (ans mostly my face) will do the job.

Why her? Why now and specifically why this foid? She must be some prostitute your dad banged. I mean, WTF, why would he ask you to be her help?

The apartment was for rent and she was the first one who asked for it, as far as I know. There seems to ne no issue with the rent, if thats what you mean.
 
Now, before some retard posts "fOiD sPeAkS wItH yOu :chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:", let me interpret the situation for you.
I know how to set up routers and move furniture but no foid asks me for any of that, ever. Last week at the gym there was me and this one foid and she didn't know how to use some machine and instead of asking me she just left. Foids who give out flyers in the freezing cold don't try to give flyers to me, they'd rather just stand there rather than acknowledge my existence.

If she voluntarily talks to you and asks you questions about your life and hobbies and whatever, you may not be Chad but you're clearly not repulsive to her. Go for it!
 
I'm highinhib as fuck, but I will do my best, I assume my pure existance (ans mostly my face) will do the job.
She will most likely ignore you like everyone else.
 
Smother your feces all over her door handles and windows
 
Not sure if this is brag thread or brag thread..

Your father is setting you up with a fertile 22 woman..
 
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Bro, your father wants you to interact with the foid. You won't have many chances in life to do it. Volcel if you don't try to fuck her.
 
Invite her over for New England clam CHOwdER
 
Bro, your father wants you to interact with the foid. You won't have many chances in life to do it. Volcel if you don't try to fuck her.
His father would have more chance to fuck her.
In the past it was a common pratice before the cucks took over and throw money to the average whore.
 
you may not be Chad but you're clearly not repulsive to her. Go for it!
Do you want to get me banned? But fine I'll try when I see her, since last week she was out all day, I wonder what she's doing :feelswhere: :feelshehe:

Your father is setting you up with a fertile 22 woman..

My father is doing shit. Even if this was his intention, which I doubt, it would be a retarded idea to assume, she would show interest in me, just because I'm somewhat nearby, when she can organize a gangbang within 5 minutes on her phone.
Bro, your father wants you to interact with the foid. You won't have many chances in life to do it. Volcel if you don't try to fuck her.

Ok, how? Honest question, I can't really remember when I had a friendly conversation irl for the last time. Teach me how to charm her.
His father would have more chance to fuck her.

My father is 50 years older than me and he still mogs me to hell and back. Yes he would.
 
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You need to get the old couple on your side. You need THEM to complain about the becky to your father and get her kicked out (if that's what you want). It might be nice having a cute face like hers around as eye candy but in the long term she is going to be a pain in the ass. She will bring around Chads weekly to fuck, the Chad will nut inside her mouth and 2 minutes later she'll get up, come knock on your door and ask for your help with some errand. Do not be a cuck and fall for that. Good luck.
 
Be careful and don't underestimate her pussy powers:
One suggestion from her to your landlord and you lose your apartment.
And if she posts about it online, the internet soy army will try to destroy your life.
You will lose your job, flat, friend circle, physical security, etc.

Just try to get her not angry at you.
Remember, she has an whole army of thirsty men who are willing to do everything for her attention, just at her fingertips.
 
Be careful and don't underestimate her pussy powers:
One suggestion from her to your landlord and you lose your apartment.
And if she posts about it online, the internet soy army will try to destroy your life.
You will lose your job, flat, friend circle, physical security, etc.
His father is the landlord, and jfl at worrying what low iq cucks on social media say.
Just try to get her not angry at you.
Remember, she has an whole army of thirsty men who are willing to do everything for her attention, just at her fingertips.
That whore can't do shit in this case, unless he physically assaults her.
 
RAsPEct her body :feelsEhh:
 
something you can do is hitting your walls or drilling at 6 am

also loud music for 30 seconds at 6 am
 
His father is the landlord, and jfl at worrying what low iq cucks on social media say.
That changes the situation.
Also, maybe that's why she treats him with some respect.

Foids are very calculating on stuff like that.
 
Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.
Giga based
 
Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.
Distance from Venus to Pluto IQ
 
she disturbed me because she wasn't capable to set up a fucking router, again because she wanted to ask some shit about locations in the city

Interesting, In my experience as an incel, women don’t want to be alone with me, much less in their own home.

Has she tried to make physical contact with you OP?
you may not be Chad but you're clearly not repulsive to her. Go for it!

This, don’t shut yourself out just because you are a Proud IncelTM and you don’t wanna be fakecel.

Remember, YOU DONT WANT TO BE INCEL. Just try some innocuous flirting.
 
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also loud music for 30 seconds at 6 am
I still like my idea of playing very loud porn in her direction better and I actually already started doing it. Every evening a loud 20 minute wanksession... I even tried to moan but still to high inhib.
Has she tried to make physical contact with you OP?
Yeah, when we met, instead of shaking hands, she started shaking my penis. Does any smartcel knows what that means, when a foid does this?

Remember, YOU DONT WANT TO BE INCEL. Just try some innocuous flirting.
I can't order something at the bakery, without sounding like an autist, how the fuck should I flirt?
 

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