Serious Some Beckie moved into the apartment next to me..I need ideas how to make her live hell without risking trouble

[Lewis Carroll]

The situation is as follows: My father outsourced my ldaring ass into an apartment in a house he owns, a couple of years ago. Basically it was the best NEETlife I could wish for. The house has 2 other apartments in which older couples used to live. One of them moved out a few weeks ago and my father rented to a foid (22). Not only was my peace disturbed by her mere existence, but my father apparantly told her, she can ask me, whenever she needs help with something.
To me he said "Lewis, foid is new in the city, maybe you can show her around a bit". Sure I can, its not like I'm a socially isolated borderline-hikikomori who only leaves his room to buy food. And he knows this. The day she moved in I was forced to carry some shit for her, I was prepared for it, it wasn't that much work and I did it for the sake of my source of income (a.k.a my dad).
But after I was finished she started asking what I'm doing, if I'm working or studying (no, I'm oviously a NEET you dumb bitch), what my hobbys are and what places I like to go and what I could recommend (my hobby is ldaring and my favorite place is my room, I made basically 0 social contacts in 4 years, despite 3 years at a college). I pulled some generic answers out of my ass and said I had something to do now (my 4pm fap was way overdue).
In the last 2 weeks since she is here, she disturbed me because she wasn't capable to set up a fucking router, again because she wanted to ask some shit about locations in the city and because she wanted me to tell me father something as if I'm some fucking letter pigeon.

Now, before some retard posts "fOiD sPeAkS wItH yOu ", let me interpret the situation for you. Up to now she doesn't know anyone around here and my father basically introduced me to her as her personal slave, so in her eyes I'm currently the most convenient simp and orbiter and potential piggy bank.

Guys I'm scared, I can't be obviously mean to that foid because I can't risk troubles with my father. But the situation will become unbearable, its only a matter of time, until she brings the first Chads from Tinder home. The walls are thin and hearing her getting banged by a different guy every day will be suifuel, no cope could ever hold up against.

So what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Hide eggs in her apartment so they rot and she is forced to leave

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Kill yourself to show her how alpha you are

 

[Koruga]

Just show that you are an alpha when you bring Chad to the department. Mark your territory.

 

[Incel Gamer]

Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.

 

[Dregster]

So what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

Why dont you try to get laid?

 

[Incellio]

Why dont you try to get laid?

 

[Lewis Carroll]

Why dont you try to get laid?

Kill yourself

Most likely outcome tbh

Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.

Not even bad, but very risky and I can't get my hand on anything I could use for this.

 

[BITG]

Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.

Where tf is he suppose to get the drugs? He’s a NEET LDARING Trucel that probably doesn’t even have a car. It’s over for him. He needs to get ear plugs that he can wear for when the toilet brings chad over and fucks him against his wall.

 

[Lewis Carroll]

that probably doesn’t even have a car

 

[BITG]

Has the toilet noticed you never leave your apartment?

 

[Lewis Carroll]

Not even a driver licence...

 

[Alex Grandi]

assuming this isn't LARP
>asked for help with setting up her router

there you have it, that was your chance. you can do an incredible amount of things with a compromised router and an unsuspecting individual if you got some basic pc experience
though i guess you lost your chance

 

[Incel Gamer]

Where tf is he suppose to get the drugs? He’s a NEET LDARING Trucel that probably doesn’t even have a car. It’s over for him. He needs to get ear plugs that he can wear for when the toilet brings chad over and fucks him against his wall.

I know dude, lmao! I wish he could. That would be based. Just a hypothetical idea.

 

[Lewis Carroll]

Has the toilet noticed you never leave your apartment?

For sure, she knew I'm a subhuman from the minute she saw me, but as a toilet she can't know how severly isolated someone can actually be. She probably has made more friends in 2 weeks than me in 3 years (so at least one or more )

 

[Dregster]

How the fuck is that bluepilled?

It wouldn't hurt to try, it's s not like your trying to marry the hole.

I'd rather give it a shot than waste any time fapping. At worst she gets creeped out, stops asking you for favors and leaves in less than a week or you get laid. I don't see how you can lose here.

You're dad wont be mad at you for trying to get your dick wet.

 

[Lewis Carroll]

assuming this isn't LARP

I'd rather larp in storys, where I get laid in the end

you can do an incredible amount of things with a compromised router

Someone who isn't retarded can, I probably couldn't

 

[BITG]

D

For sure, she knew I'm a subhuman from the minute she saw me, but as a toilet she can't know who severly isolated someone can actually be. She probably has made more friends in 2 weeks than me in 3 years (so at least one or more )

damn. Sorry to hear that brocel. Any fellow inkwells in your area? Maybe try and find some? Jfl, one loner to another giving advise is bound to fail.

 

[Lewis Carroll]

How the fuck is that bluepilled?

If there was even the ghost of a chance that I could get laid, I wouldn't waste my time here and would try to lifemaxx whatever is possible.

You're dad wont be mad at you for trying to get your dick wet.

I don't know what would happen, if he gets a call, that Lewis was really creepy and she feels unsafe with him next door. I don't think my dad would trust me, for him I'm just a failure or worse ,he doesn't want to see or hear from, so he gives me money and I don't bother him.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.

Based. Do this

 

[Lewis Carroll]

Any fellow inkwells in your area?

I don't know, I'm afraid of saying where I life. Also I'm not sure I'd want to actually see other incels, it would just depress me.

 

[Dregster]

If there was even the ghost of a chance that I could get laid, I wouldn't waste my time here and would try to lifemaxx whatever is possible.


I don't know what would happen, if he gets a call, that Lewis was really creepy and she feels unsafe with him next door. I don't think my dad would trust me, for him I'm just a failure or worse ,he doesn't want to see or hear from, so he gives me money and I don't bother him.

So you're his right hand man as a landlord?

 

[Lewis Carroll]

So you're his right hand man as a landlord?

No, since I moved in the other 2 apartments were rented by older couples. This was the first time he asked me to do something.

 

[Robtical]

Play loud and embaressing music if she ever brings chads over.

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Hide eggs in her apartment so they rot and she is forced to leave

 

[Lewis Carroll]

Play loud and embaressing music if she ever brings chads over.

There is still this other older couple in the third apartment.

 

[Yerberito]

Hide eggs in her apartment so they rot and she is forced to leave

 

[Emba]

Enjoy your new toy...

 

[Lewis Carroll]

Enjoy your new toy...

 

[Robtical]

There is still this other older couple in the third apartment.

You can play it when they aren't there. Blackpilled music will indirectly let her know you think she's a whore if she brings chads over.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

music maybe

 

[Lewis Carroll]

music maybe

Maybe loud porn

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Maybe loud porn

yes

 

[HappilySingle]

Watch porn without headphones on full volume.

 

[Sleeper]

mogs me
at least a foid actually talks to you and has taken an interest in your life. makes me a bit suspicious tbh. i live in a bunch of unit and the people that live here are lonely single men, but a foid did move in last year. i said hello to her once but she put her head down, kept walking and pretended i didn't exist. she didn't speak to me at all despite being my neighbour and me being nice saying hello every time i saw her. she was rarely home and ended up moving out after 6 months

truth is, if you're a trucel, your presence alone should be enough to make her life living hell

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Because she is a foid she will ask you to do the most basic shit that anyone could do if they just typed in one thing on google. Next time she asks you to help her with something like setting up a router or finding a place to do something, just say “oh thats super easy just read this...” or “you dont wanna have to ask me anytime you need to do that, you can just find it on google...” and eventually she will stop asking you questions because not only do you make her feel stupid (which of course she is) she will also realize that you wont do things for her, that you actually act like she has two brain cells. Which of course she doesnt but once she learns that you think she can do things for herself she will stop asking you and find some other simp. This way, she cant go to your father and say that you were mean or whatever bullshit and you can safely get her off your back.

As for getting her to move out I dont know. But you could maybe hire some black guys to look shady and try and sell her drugs. All foids are racist and once she sees that she will think the area is a ghetto and want to move out. And your dad wont be able to blame it on you.

 

[Ticcel]

Bad larp

 

[PassTheRope/Cope]

The situation is as follows: My father outsourced my ldaring ass into an apartment in a house he owns, a couple of years ago. Basically it was the best NEETlife I could wish for. The house has 2 other apartments in which older couples used to live. One of them moved out a few weeks ago and my father rented to a foid (22). Not only was my peace disturbed by her mere existence, but my father apparantly told her, she can ask me, whenever she needs help with something.
To me he said "Lewis, foid is new in the city, maybe you can show her around a bit". Sure I can, its not like I'm a socially isolated borderline-hikikomori who only leaves his room to buy food. And he knows this. The day she moved in I was forced to carry some shit for her, I was prepared for it, it wasn't that much work and I did it for the sake of my source of income (a.k.a my dad).
But after I was finished she started asking what I'm doing, if I'm working or studying (no, I'm oviously a NEET you dumb bitch), what my hobbys are and what places I like to go and what I could recommend (my hobby is ldaring and my favorite place is my room, I made basically 0 social contacts in 4 years, despite 3 years at a college). I pulled some generic answers out of my ass and said I had something to do now (my 4pm fap was way overdue).
In the last 2 weeks since she is here, she disturbed me because she wasn't capable to set up a fucking router, again because she wanted to ask some shit about locations in the city and because she wanted me to tell me father something as if I'm some fucking letter pigeon.

Now, before some retard posts "fOiD sPeAkS wItH yOu ", let me interpret the situation for you. Up to now she doesn't know anyone around here and my father basically introduced me to her as her personal slave, so in her eyes I'm currently the most convenient simp and orbiter and potential piggy bank.

Guys I'm scared, I can't be obviously mean to that foid because I can't risk troubles with my father. But the situation will become unbearable, its only a matter of time, until she brings the first Chads from Tinder home. The walls are thin and hearing her getting banged by a different guy every day will be suifuel, no cope could ever hold up against.

So what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

What Attractiveness Rating is this so called Becky? If 4/10 low becky, you should low inhibitmaxx and try to fuck her lol. Volcel if you don't.

 

[Joker]

Up to now she doesn't know anyone around here and my father basically introduced me to her as her personal slave, so in her eyes I'm currently the most convenient simp and orbiter and potential piggy bank.

fucking hell that would infuriate me

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Time for some detective work.
Find her tinder profile (she will have one) and catfish her. Keep catfishing her and standing her up until she stops using tinder. Then do the same with bumble and all the other ones.

 

[Lewis Carroll]

fucking hell that would infuriate me

Keep i mind, that this is also the only thing my father thinks I might be capable of.

makes me a bit suspicious tbh

My dad specifically told her, that I'm available for basically anything she needs, thats the only reason she talked to me.

What Attractiveness Rating is this so called Becky? If 4/10 low becky, you should low inhibitmaxx and try to fuck her lol. Volcel if you don't.

At this point I would fuck a 2/10 landwhale, just for the sake of it, if it would be possible. Nah, she is the kind of Becky that makes you question if you are even the same species. The only reason I say Becky and not Stacy is, because is is more cute than hot, if that makes sense.

 

[PassTheRope/Cope]

Keep i mind, that this is also the only thing my father thinks I might be capable of.



My dad specifically told her, that I'm available for basically anything she needs, thats the only reason she talked to me.


At this point I would fuck a 2/10 landwhale, just for the sake of it, if it would be possible. Nah, she is the kind of Becky that makes you question if you are even the same species. The only reason I say Becky and not Stacy is, because is is more cute than hot, if that makes sense.

Ahhh so rounder face?

 

[Lewis Carroll]

This way, she cant go to your father and say that you were mean or whatever bullshit and you can safely get her off your back.

Thats what I'm trying, but as I said, I'm more concerned about the inevitable hookups with chad, that I will have to witness.

Ahhh so rounder face?

Yeah and not much makeup and slutty outfits. I will keep an eye how she looks, when she goes somewhere at the evening, thats probably when she whoremaxxes.

Time for some detective work.
Find her tinder profile (she will have one) and catfish her. Keep catfishing her and standing her up until she stops using tinder. Then do the same with bumble and all the other ones.

True, I have so much time, I might aswell stalkermaxx

 

[Sleeper]

Keep i mind, that this is also the only thing my father thinks I might be capable of.



My dad specifically told her, that I'm available for basically anything she needs, thats the only reason she talked to me.


At this point I would fuck a 2/10 landwhale, just for the sake of it, if it would be possible. Nah, she is the kind of Becky that makes you question if you are even the same species. The only reason I say Becky and not Stacy is, because is is more cute than hot, if that makes sense.

my limited interactions with foids have been negative and they'll usually ignore my existence even in circumstances similar to yours (an event at highschool in 2007). it's just a little sus i think even you can understand that

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I can totally relate to your situation. My parents also exported me to a family owned house, and the foid renting the other room was a fucking nightmare. Always bitching and complaining and trying to start drama. Would get into physical fights with her husband. Thankfully she's gone now, and I can finally NEET in peace.

Guys I'm scared, I can't be obviously mean to that foid because I can't risk troubles with my father.

Her asking for help with apartment maintenance is the least of your worries. Declining to help her isn't being mean. Hell, if you don't answer your door and she continues to knock, you could report her for harassment. You're not the landlord/maintenance man, and since your father moved you here knowing you're a LDAR'ing NEET, he should know better than to depend on you to go out of your way to help other tenants.

The real problem will be her being loud. Not just with getting fucked by Chad, but when her and Chad get into a physical brawl. From my experience having a foid live next door, domestic violence is WAY louder than sex. It even shakes the whole house. You could always call the police for "domestic violence". Use our cucked legal system against her.

If she's a loud bitch, get the other tenants to complain to your dad. Cucked as people may be, nobody likes to live next to a loud bitch. At that point, it becomes about losing money, and your dad doesn't seem like THAT big of a whiteknight, just ignorant to the state of today's foids. Like you said before, he usually rents to old couples, and he will learn his lesson by renting to a young foid.

Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.

Sure, then she'll just accuse him of being in the apartment, and the cops will believe her because 1) she's a young foid, and 2) OP is an incel, and 3) she's new to the city and has barely had anyone in her apartment.

truth is, if you're a trucel, your presence alone should be enough to make her life living hell

It will be. The foid living in the room next to me moved for this exact reason. Keep in mind, I LDAR in nearly complete silence, but a male being NEET and not WK'ing for women is too infuriating for foids and cucks.

 

[RedKings]

Kill yourself to show her how alpha you are

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[Lone-Star]

Kill yourself to show her how alpha you are

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[Hate_my_life]

Hide drugs in her apartment. Go to a nearby gas station and ask if you can use their phone because yours died. Call the police and tell them that you are resident of the apartment and you suspicion the foid of being a drug dealer. When the police ask for your name, make up a fake name. Then the police will go raid her apartment and find the drugs you hid.

This.

 

[Deleted member 24529]

Sounds like a larp with a storyline on par with those adult xxx games where you only click LMB and basically just read it like a comic book.

 

[DarwinsDisgrace]

Everytime you see her just start an awkward conversation. Ask her if she has any single friends etc. just make her generally uncomfortable. Jesus Christ man the only thing incels are good at and you can't do it.