Why endlessly swipe right on every profile you can find on Tinder/Bumble/OkCupid/GenericDatingApp77 only to find the only females interested in you are the ones with ties to Nigerian princes in need of bail money? Why scour your town or college campus for bars or hobby areas to meet females just to find out every single one of them has a boyfriend in another state, or is too busy with underwater basket weaving to give you thirty minutes on a Wednesday evening for a cup of coffee? Why orbit the piss-ocean of ethots on Discord who feign interest in you as they suck Chad's dick every weekend without even bothering to hide it from you? Why pay $200 for half an hour of starfish sex with some jaded bovine hooker, spending just as much time driving to and from the hotel, and--depending on your location--risking jail time and registration as a sex criminal?
When you can have this?
At your beck and call, whenever you want, with no attitude or strings attached.
Now, I won't go full MGTOW coper and tell you taking the dollpill will somehow make foids angry, or that it's somehow an affront to foids. You only need to look at any Inceltears thread where sex dolls are mentioned to find that femoids absolutely love the idea of genetically inferior men taking the dollpill, and have absolutely no fear of losing their loyal beta orbiters to busty silicone babes. This, however, should not matter to you. Caring what roasties think is cucked, and depriving yourself of the best surrogate for sex and intimacy you can get because some green-haired gargoyle on Reddit says that's exactly what she wants makes you no better than the self-professed nice guy who sucks up to that same green-haired gargoyle in the vain hope he'll get to touch the smelly crusty jungle between her legs.
These run anywhere from $500 to $6000 depending on the brand and quality of the doll that you choose. Most of them are roughly around $1000. That's 5 hour-long escort sessions.
They feel a lot like the real thing if you use a warming rod before you have your fun. Even better since there's no need for you to wear a condom. Although it is true that the sex will be starfish, it's really the best you're ever gonna get as a genetically inferior male, and you can put her in any position you like assuming her skeleton allows for it.
Cleaning is stupidly easy. You only need to sit her on a toilet and douche out your unwanted genetic material. Drying is not necessary. Some models come with removable lady parts if you absolutely insist on thorough cleansing.
They come in brown unmarked boxes, so even if you're a NEET living in your mom's basement, you shouldn't have to worry about anyone finding out about your purchase. Not that you really should worry, since even if your parents do find out, it only serves as further proof of their own poor genetics and parenting skills.
Unless you just can't afford one and can't save up the money for one, there's absolutely no reason for you to not get a sex doll as an incel. The dollpill is a black pill with a white interior. Take the dollpill.
When you can have this?
At your beck and call, whenever you want, with no attitude or strings attached.
Now, I won't go full MGTOW coper and tell you taking the dollpill will somehow make foids angry, or that it's somehow an affront to foids. You only need to look at any Inceltears thread where sex dolls are mentioned to find that femoids absolutely love the idea of genetically inferior men taking the dollpill, and have absolutely no fear of losing their loyal beta orbiters to busty silicone babes. This, however, should not matter to you. Caring what roasties think is cucked, and depriving yourself of the best surrogate for sex and intimacy you can get because some green-haired gargoyle on Reddit says that's exactly what she wants makes you no better than the self-professed nice guy who sucks up to that same green-haired gargoyle in the vain hope he'll get to touch the smelly crusty jungle between her legs.
These run anywhere from $500 to $6000 depending on the brand and quality of the doll that you choose. Most of them are roughly around $1000. That's 5 hour-long escort sessions.
They feel a lot like the real thing if you use a warming rod before you have your fun. Even better since there's no need for you to wear a condom. Although it is true that the sex will be starfish, it's really the best you're ever gonna get as a genetically inferior male, and you can put her in any position you like assuming her skeleton allows for it.
Cleaning is stupidly easy. You only need to sit her on a toilet and douche out your unwanted genetic material. Drying is not necessary. Some models come with removable lady parts if you absolutely insist on thorough cleansing.
They come in brown unmarked boxes, so even if you're a NEET living in your mom's basement, you shouldn't have to worry about anyone finding out about your purchase. Not that you really should worry, since even if your parents do find out, it only serves as further proof of their own poor genetics and parenting skills.
Unless you just can't afford one and can't save up the money for one, there's absolutely no reason for you to not get a sex doll as an incel. The dollpill is a black pill with a white interior. Take the dollpill.
