SuicidalSackOfShit
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I've finally found the one job that's perfect for incels.
It's being a correctional officer
Let's first go over the criteria that makes a job perfect for incels. Obviously first would be much easier access to sex.
The second would be lots of time alone.
The third would be high paying.
The fourth would be guaranteed flexible hours.
The fifth would be a non-mainstream job so people don't have to see you all day.
This job does all of these things perfectly.
1. When selecting to be a correctional officer, you have the full opportunity to apply directly to a female prison. In which case they offer housing if it's too far away from the city. We know how women love violent and aggressive men. And it's your job to do so. The amount of unresolved cases of co's being caught having sex with the guard is super high.
And you're encouraged to make it shitty for them. So you could grope, touch, and really do any creepy ass thing u want as long as you're not obnoxious. Then thanks to the hours, the chance that you'll be alone with one is super high. all you have to do is be clever, offer a prisoner something normal that they can't get, and you've got consistent sex.
And nobody would believe her if she ratted because when women get in tough situations they always say rape. What's she gonna do, call the police?
2. Prisons are 24 hours. 7 days a week. There's a HUGE shortage in co's because of the demanding schedule as well as the type of work they're doing. Because sane people and normies don't work the night shift, you've got a really easy method to spending time by yourself. You could play video games, watch TV, or work on a business while being the guard. All you have to do is request a night job and boom. No prying eyes telling u that u look ugly.
3. Co jobs start at $35 an hour with guaranteed 3 month training. Which isnt even physically demanding.
4. You have so much leverage that you can tell them whatever hours you want because nobody wants to work in a prison. You've got the edge here too.
AND it's a government job so you can file taxes way better.
5. It's super non mainstream. You don't know anybody who works in a prison because so few people do.
And you don't have to be a creep or a weirdo. Im also moralitymaxxing so I wouldn't just grope someone even if I had all the ability to.
But you absolutely can convince her with things she can't get normally.
Which makes being a correctional officer the perfect job.
It's being a correctional officer
Let's first go over the criteria that makes a job perfect for incels. Obviously first would be much easier access to sex.
The second would be lots of time alone.
The third would be high paying.
The fourth would be guaranteed flexible hours.
The fifth would be a non-mainstream job so people don't have to see you all day.
This job does all of these things perfectly.
1. When selecting to be a correctional officer, you have the full opportunity to apply directly to a female prison. In which case they offer housing if it's too far away from the city. We know how women love violent and aggressive men. And it's your job to do so. The amount of unresolved cases of co's being caught having sex with the guard is super high.
And you're encouraged to make it shitty for them. So you could grope, touch, and really do any creepy ass thing u want as long as you're not obnoxious. Then thanks to the hours, the chance that you'll be alone with one is super high. all you have to do is be clever, offer a prisoner something normal that they can't get, and you've got consistent sex.
And nobody would believe her if she ratted because when women get in tough situations they always say rape. What's she gonna do, call the police?
2. Prisons are 24 hours. 7 days a week. There's a HUGE shortage in co's because of the demanding schedule as well as the type of work they're doing. Because sane people and normies don't work the night shift, you've got a really easy method to spending time by yourself. You could play video games, watch TV, or work on a business while being the guard. All you have to do is request a night job and boom. No prying eyes telling u that u look ugly.
3. Co jobs start at $35 an hour with guaranteed 3 month training. Which isnt even physically demanding.
4. You have so much leverage that you can tell them whatever hours you want because nobody wants to work in a prison. You've got the edge here too.
AND it's a government job so you can file taxes way better.
5. It's super non mainstream. You don't know anybody who works in a prison because so few people do.
And you don't have to be a creep or a weirdo. Im also moralitymaxxing so I wouldn't just grope someone even if I had all the ability to.
But you absolutely can convince her with things she can't get normally.
Which makes being a correctional officer the perfect job.