JFL The incel is getting fired and I'm taking his job

[Lv99_BixNood]

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Generally, the guy in question was fairly chill. And then he asked how old I was. This is where shit got creepy REAL fast. He didn't believe me first, and then went on about how he assumed I was 'fresh out of high school'. Direct quote. Yeah, ugh. Later on he would go on about how I "must get so much attention, especially when you look 19." I threw up in my mouth a little bit even typing that.

And the leering. CONSTANT LEERING. Eyes up, bud. Like yeah I happen to be a woman and therefore I also have breasts? Can you maybe quit staring for like 2 seconds, or make it even slightly less obvious?

Then the pity. The mournful cries of an incel. "Dating is so hard!" "No one wants to date a man in his 30s, they go for old guys in their 50s." "I give up." "I haven't had sex in 7 years." Like. None of that is my fucking problem. Why do you think I'd give a fuck about ANY of that?

"Everyone's looks and bodies go to shit after 30." To that I said "I very much disagree there." and of course he doubled down, but then went on to say he has "zero respect for anyone who does Only Fan. Good on you for finding a profession you can exploit for maybe 3 years, good luck once you're 25!" Fucking gross.

Bargaining: (what is this, the stages of grief incel version?) "Ever noticed how when pretty guys like Chad on the football team get married out of highschool they have dad bods by 25?" Uh no, and the use of 'chad' as a descriptor, unironically, is the massive red flag it took for me to realize I met an incel in the wild. (This guy also *almost* got married out of highschool, so idk why he saw that as some sick burn but its incel logic so..)

Roastie fanfiction

Well a week's worth of hours in the location closer to me came up, and I took them immediately. However when I got there, the man who had been working 12 hour shifts for weeks on end, pulled me aside, wrote down his phone number, and left me with an ominous warning: "The guy you're on shift with is... a little weird. This is my number. Text me, call me, doesn't matter how late it is. If he sexually harasses you or touches you or tries anything that makes you uncomfortable, call me."

This is for sure the "creepiest" thing in the whole story but it doesn't matter because he's Chad

 

[MillionBashStream97]

"Incel"

"Hasn't had sex in 7 years"

 

[cripplecel]

"Incel"

"Hasn't had sex in 7 years"

 

[suicidecase]

Fan-fic

 

[Psychcel]

>5.1k upvotes

 

[nystagmuscel]

"Incel"

"Hasn't had sex in 7 years"

 

[PersonalityChimp]

 

[buried_alive]

This is so fake JFL. Foids writing bad, imagined stories to pat themselves on the back.

 

[Mayocel]

Fan-fic

Honestly, It does read like one. Either that, or the story is so heavily embellished it does not resemble reality.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

This is the outcome of foids taking Creative Writing degrees lmao

 

[prajeet88]

"Incel"

"Hasn't had sex in 7 years"

I'm a virgin but IMO that literally meets the definition of incel.

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

I love stories

 

[MillionBashStream97]

I'm a virgin but IMO that literally meets the definition of incel.

Sure

A guy that has been alive for 27 years, and hasn't been touched, kissed, fucked, loved, for 27 years, and guy that has had those things, but hasn't gotten any for 7 years, are pretty much the same Both Incels.

Reddit.is

 

[Zer0/∞]

I'm a virgin but IMO that literally meets the definition of incel.

“Inceldom resets every month”

 

[Namtriz912]

Give it time and AI will write similar stories

 

[WiZardThEgRaY]

Reddit.is

 

[VitaminCage]

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Roastie fanfiction



This is for sure the "creepiest" thing in the whole story but it doesn't matter because he's Chad

All fake of course.

 

[noodlelover]

"Incel"

"Hasn't had sex in 7 years"

I don't get it? How long do you have to go without sex before you're considered an incel?

 

[Plggy20144]

"Incel"

"Hasn't had sex in 7 years"

name a better combination than roasties misuing incel as just "non chad male who i do not like." some old dude complaining about women because he hasn't gotten laid in a while is not the same thing as a 20 something year old Asian dude rotting in his dorm because he's never even felt the touch of a woman before, due to no fault of his own.

 

[Incedel]

"Incel"

"Hasn't had sex in 7 years"

Incel = men not chad

 

[Carpanesi]

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Roastie fanfiction



This is for sure the "creepiest" thing in the whole story but it doesn't matter because he's Chad

"And then everybody clapped"

Those reading know it's fake, but it's what they most wish was true. In real world no man would be fired in favor of women, unless it was a downsizing (firing a man for a diversity hire with half his salary).

 

[Carpanesi]

I don't get it? How long do you have to go without sex before you're considered an incel?

Incels aren't necessarily virgins. Escorting doesn't mean you're not an incel either (i'm escortcel btw)

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

roastie bragging about now working full time at a drive-thru or something? wow good job roastie

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

and the only reason "your boyfriend lives with you" is you probably inherited some shitty apartment, fuck outta here

 

[Cletus Longthing]

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Roastie fanfiction



This is for sure the "creepiest" thing in the whole story but it doesn't matter because he's Chad

Pov : the wagies happiest moment

 

[The Abyss]

Swap the "incel" with a tall attractive guy, none of this would be seen as "problematic".

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

women are shamelessly so proud of the bitchiest things, but they get offended when they're addressed as bitches

Yeah, now imagine laughing at a toilet for being a single mom or something like that, society loves to celebrate male failures and then laugh at the men failing.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Also, a man wrote this. I know plenty of toilets to know how toilets write and how men write and this is very clearly written by male.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Also, a man wrote this. I know plenty of toilets to know how toilets write and how men write and this is very clearly written by male.

Never mind...

 

[Celius]

Roastie fanfiction

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

Hasn't had sex in 7 years

smartest two x users

 

[TBIcel]

Obvious LARP

 

[Stupid Clown]

I'm not reading that fucking victim fantasy larp.

 

[Stupid Clown]

Obvious LARP