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This, so much this OMG
A lot of this.
Kek'd ngl
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i imagined i would look like this after i have had my fun, settled and created a family.
My life.
Tbh, I wouldn't matter balding if I have had a fucked some bitches and created a family
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in this episode, timmy hated being 10 and wanted to be an adult, thinking he'd be some chad, then he ends up being an adult and he's some truecel with norwooding
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Do not school me on the art of the fairly odd parents, I watched it live as a kid.
This is the first episode.
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they had some short episodes in the late 90s that never air on TV
lol
Any person who actually had fun doesn't look like that. Boomers looking like that probably married early not to die alone, and zoomers who will look like that will probably do after several attempt of suicide.
I didn't bald during my 20s and I am not even doing now that I am 30 years old. But I looked ugly af anyway...
Balding already in college, f.
that reminds me of this episode of The Family Guy
where Stewie meets his future incel himself.
https://www.wcostream.com/playlist-...ode-430-stu-and-stewies-excellent-adventure-2
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That episode should be written in stone in the blackpill gospels. His level of disgust with himself is spot on. Also it's Stewie so I'm surprised he used so much restraint. I was fully expecting him to whip out a gun 3 times the size of himself and end it right there when the V-card was spoken of.
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If I met my 35 year old self and he was a virgin I’d rope instantly or at least try to fix it
how old are you?
21, hair's been thinning since high school, started noticing a small bald spot recently. not terrible yet but getting there
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@Words2_live_bye @OverBeforeItBegan
Luckily i am not balding
also teethmogs me cause he has his teeth
also teethmogs me cause he has his teeth
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buck teeth is a death sentence
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@Ellsworth
only hope is betabuxxing
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betabuxxing sucks
its over
Thisssssssssss
my biggest fear
Mine has thinned but don’t think anyone would call me bald thankfully.
you'd get cucked
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its already becoming my reality
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35 is getting into gigaover, kill self now territory. Throw NW2+ in there and I would smash a bottle on the ground right there and mercilessly stab my future self repeatedly through the heart then slit my own throat
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i'm inevitably gonna be a virgin at 35 if i don't rope of course. i plan to commit suicide if i make it to my older 20s as a virgin
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Might as well take your time planning it out. Are you thinking the quiet way out like ODing in a gas station bathroom or jumping into a large body of water with cement bricks tied around you? Or loud and proud like wiring yourself with explosives and jumping off a skyscraper or perhaps playing chicken head-on with a speeding locomotive in a shitty pick-up truck?
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I might need to find a gun
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Always a good idea to have on hand. Could always do a combo like OD and shoot yourself right before the drugs hit in a bathroom stall or something
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Where can I get a gun?
honestly sleazemaxx timmy probably gets trashcan pussy
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@RREEEEEEEEE
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What cesspool district on this planet do you live in?
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USA
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Well how do you not know how to get a gun? They practically grow on trees there. If you can get a licence then buy one. If not then go find some gang banger shitheads and buy a stolen one or something
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Any crime areas where I can steal one in GTA 5?
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Yes. Steal a car and drive it into a gun shop thus creating a crime scene. Then steal the guns as it will now be appropriate to do so
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you can steal from a gun store? don't they have guns inside glass or something?
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Yeah there will be restraints and such for the guns. Hence driving a car into the front of the store freeing up at least a couple for you to snatch
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what about using a rock to smash the glass or something?
ugly Timmy mogs me
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People will stop you and that's too low-inhib. You need to drive a vehicle through the front of a shop effectively scaring the shit out of everyone and freeing up some guns.
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