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Media "Try That In A Small Town" by Jason Aldean is kind of catchy, but all country rock music sounds the same

Come to Santa Barbara and try that in front of a sorority house in Minecraft.
 
Try that in Isla Vista
Are you ready for incel uprising/race war
It’s coming at you with the force of an incel knocking down a sorority house door
 
Kek. If I was a baseball player my walk up song would be “Try That In A Small Town”.
 
As much as I hate blacks, I hate country rednecks even more.

Nobody gives a shit about your beer, truck, gun, and trailer trash girl.
 
The video should have shown criminal nigger rioters being lynched in the background while the band is playing and everyone is smiling and cracking open beers.
 
The Jewnited States
 
Try that in Isla Vista
You’ll be running for cover towards the California shore
Try that in Isla Vista
If you see a black BMW it might be headed for a sorority house door
 
Country
Music is gay and it’s mostly for boomercons who love israel
 
Country
Music is gay and it’s mostly for boomercons who love israel
I agree. Although, I have always been fascinated by the way any lyrics can go smoothly into a country music song.

I like Gatorade
A cold bottle is like Friday getting paid
Tasty flavors, like lemon-lime, and strawberry lemonade
 
More.controlled opposition slop
Nice try Schlomo
 
In America, small-town rednecks are the last bastion against globohomo. They're also losing, but at least they're resisting.
 
"try that in inceldia" :feelsmusic:
 
Starting my day off with a cup of coffee and Jason Aldean’s “Try That In A Small Town”. :feelsmusic:
 
Best song of 2023 was, “Try That In A Small Town”.
 
Old country like Johnny Cash is good but i hate this faggy pop bullshit
 
Starting my morning with an espresso and “It’s Not OvER” by Daughtry.
 
“Try that in a small town” HAHAHAHAHA

What a gay ass fucking song, this guy is multiple years too late.

I remember back in the day I got cancelled on social media for calling George Floyd a stupid nigger and calling out BLM.

Multiple burn, loot and murders later this faggot decides to drop this song when the protests die down?

Fucking faggot I hope these country artists die of a fentanyl overdose.
 
@Mainländer

Try That In Isla Vista

Stalk a sorority house
Trap a foid like a mouse
Ladies will now be able to tell
They created an incel
Steal a man’s candles
And you’ll get more than you can handle
You foids are gambling
Things look rough
With those cards I wouldn’t bluff

Try that in Isla Vista

I’m tired of the dogpill
And things might get real
You’ll be running for cover towards the California shore
If you see a black BMW it might be headed for a sorority house door

Try that in Isla Vista

It’s easy to understand it’s not hard
I’ll pole vault into your backyard

Try that in Isla Vista

Go ahead and call your dad a last time on the phone
Because you’ve got one going through your home

Try that in Isla Vista

I’m fine with becoming a Saint
When your mom sees you again she might faint

Try in Isla Vista
 
Imagine if a National Hockey League team had, “Try That In A Small Town”, as their goal song.
 

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