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Discussion What do you think the average life expectancy of a incel is?

hopeless_cel

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For me, this is what I think

Truecel: Basically subhuman tier in everything, Most people on this category probably live around 17 years and then rope because of all the bullying from everywhere, including parents too.

Manletcels: Same case as trucels but with a twist, they mostly cope with gym all the time so probably around 40 since most manlets also takes roids to "mog" tall fags

Mentalcels/ NonNT/Autist: It's really brutal being this but as long as their coping mechanisms are strong I would say 70 but they mostly die because of loneliness so 50 is quite reasonable .

The incel: basically too ugly or too awkward or both. Incels probably aren't that rare since we all know how shit the dating market has become like if you are below 5 and a bit awkward u will doomed to inceldom nowadays which is really brutal. But I would say they don't rope as much as other ones on the list they mostly cope with vidyas or wageslaving most incels tends to keep themselves busy in them so probably around 60 since they rope if they stay KHHV for this long.

Oofie doofies: I count them as equal as us if not more. Their marriage is mostly sexless and the few sex isn't even countable, it's better to have escorts at that point. But most of them really loves to cope by thinking that they got a romantic partner even in this harsh dating scene so probably the average life expectancy or die out of alchoholism.
 
50, if were being optimistic
 
who's the oldest incels.is user?
 
Forty years. Sixty absolute tops. Especially in this day and age. It only gets worse year after year. People will be roping more often in the future as the world gets worse due to all the wars and colors flooding in. White and colors don't mix.
 
If you don't kill yourself, probably well into your 80s. Far less stress in life.
 
Hope ill die before im 30
 
I'm an autistic incel. My looks aren't in the subhuman category, just slightly below average so I'm invisible. I also have a lot of physical health issues and almost died at age 13 from them. My intestines stopped functioning on their own and I need to take high doses of Miralax every single day for the rest of my life just to stay alive. I also have cardiovascular issues. I can't even make friends, let alone get a gf. I'm lonely as fuck and my parents are the only close social connections I've got. My father is 70 and in rough shape and my mother is 59 in rough shape. I don't know how long I could cope without them. It would be realistic if I died around age 35 from health complications or roping. 40 if you are being optimistic. I don't think there is any way I could live past 50 even if I don't rope.
 
If you don't kill yourself, probably well into your 80s. Far less stress in life.
No fucking way. Severe loneliness IS a severe form of stress. Stress isn't just the presence of bad things. The lack of romantic love and lack of male friendships if you are also autistic or just super ugly will make you feel down and cause depression and loneliness. If you started out with no physical health issues and don't rope, I'd say 50-65 years tops.
 
I'm an autistic incel. My looks aren't in the subhuman category, just slightly below average so I'm invisible. I also have a lot of physical health issues and almost died at age 13 from them. My intestines stopped functioning on their own and I need to take high doses of Miralax every single day for the rest of my life just to stay alive. I also have cardiovascular issues. I can't even make friends, let alone get a gf. I'm lonely as fuck and my parents are the only close social connections I've got. My father is 70 and in rough shape and my mother is 59 in rough shape. I don't know how long I could cope without them. It would be realistic if I died around age 35 from health complications or roping. 40 if you are being optimistic. I don't think there is any way I could live past 50 even if I don't rope.
I feel you bro. Life is so brutal, it's what I like to call "incel luck" and I agree with your point brother
 
I feel you bro. Life is so brutal, it's what I like to call "incel luck" and I agree with your point brother
Yeah, life can be very brutal unfortunately. I have had lots of "incel luck" all throughout my life.
 
maybe like 40. That's when the alcohol/slopmaxxing catches up to you
 
I'm an autistic incel. My looks aren't in the subhuman category, just slightly below average so I'm invisible. I also have a lot of physical health issues and almost died at age 13 from them. My intestines stopped functioning on their own and I need to take high doses of Miralax every single day for the rest of my life just to stay alive. I also have cardiovascular issues. I can't even make friends, let alone get a gf. I'm lonely as fuck and my parents are the only close social connections I've got. My father is 70 and in rough shape and my mother is 59 in rough shape. I don't know how long I could cope without them. It would be realistic if I died around age 35 from health complications or roping. 40 if you are being optimistic. I don't think there is any way I could live past 50 even if I don't rope.
Damn brother, that is so fucking brutal. How do you cope with that?
 
45
I've been thinking more and more of killing myself lately. I'm not getting to old age. I'm not reaching more than 45. If my poor health or myself will get me first, it remains to be seen.
 
Damn brother, that is so fucking brutal. How do you cope with that?
Yeah, it is brutal. I got the physical health issues under control right now with the correct medications, but who knows if it will get worse again in the future. I mostly cope by video games, wanking, hobbies, watching tv, gym, and a few other copes. I don't know if I could cope if my parents weren't here though. They are pretty much the only people I have to hang out with.
 

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