What was the craziest way you used to do while masturbating ?!

[Kuriboh]

I don't like to masturbate using my hands, i need to interact with something soft and big to make me feel like it is a woman. I used to masturbate while fucking my pillow pushing it on the wall or ridding it on bed fantasizing it like some of stacy's ass and it always feels so good!

 

[Rhaast]

i need to interact with something big

Sus

 

[Negroid Berber]

I use folded shirts

 

[Deleted member 21821]

i printed @Rhaast 's face picture out, and i just rub it on my dick
FatLink gave me the idea

 

[Rhaast]

i printed @Rhaast 's face picture out, and i just rub it on my dick
FatLink gave me the idea

Is that even supposed to be an insult? You admitted to being a fag, nothing more

 

[I want to believe]

Well. Once I've used the left hand instead of the right one.

 

[Spyisnotourspy]

I need to interact with something soft and big

 

[Rhaast]

i printed @Rhaast 's face picture out, and i just rub it on my dick
FatLink gave me the idea

Also you should tag him

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Well. Once I've used the left hand instead of the right one.

Guards! Arrest this man!

 

[Flynnzin]

Well. Once I've used the left hand instead of the right one.

Im left handed so it's the opposite for me, felt weird but not bad at all

 

[Incelius Savage]

lucky that you can still enjoy masturbating.

 

[JoeBruhcel]

Well. Once I've used the left hand instead of the right one.

A few years ago I started using my left hand all the time

I don't like to masturbate using my hands, i need to interact with something soft and big to make me feel like it is a woman. I used to masturbate while fucking my pillow pushing it on the wall or ridding it on bed fantasizing it like some of stacy's ass and it always feels so good!

When I was like 13-16 whenever I was cuming i used to strangle my dick so no cum would come out
I wonder if that fucked up my dick or something

 

[Deleted member 21821]

A few years ago I started using my left hand all the time

To me that just doesn't feel right (no pun intended)
The movement is just not confy enough

 

[Caesercel]

I raped a teddy bear

 

[Deleted member 36666]

To me that just doesn't feel right (no pun intended)
The movement is just not confy enough

Yeah, like somebody tryna pull your dick away

 

[Patches]

Sus

amogus

 

[GhostedPhantom]

I tried some alternatives years ago but I gave up.

Well. Once I've used the left hand instead of the right one.

A few years ago I started using my left hand all the time

Has your right hand found out about this?

To me that just doesn't feel right (no pun intended)
The movement is just not confy enough

Same here, it didn't work for me.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

i was masturbating near the balcony and curtains open. the danger of the others could see me giving me extreme joy.

 

[Deleted member 21821]

the danger of the others could see me giving me extreme joy.

even if a dude sees you?

 

[SparkLight]

I raped a teddy bear

GigaBased if it dressed in toilet clothing

 

[JoeBruhcel]

Has your right hand found out about this?

yeah she broke up with me

 

[GhostedPhantom]

yeah she broke up with me

Truly over.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I did a bunch of cocaine during it. It felt AMAZING

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

I have never jacked off. Never once. I never figured out how to do it. Quite frankly I don't even understand the concept. I feel a definite urge to have intercourse with a woman. A hand is not a substitute. Like, I'm sure it sounds like turbo autism but I cannot grasp how others can fool themselves with their hand.

 

[Cope_Time]

i tried to fuck a shampoo bottle once

I have never jacked off. Never once. I never figured out how to do it. Quite frankly I don't even understand the concept. I feel a definite urge to have intercourse with a woman. A hand is not a substitute. Like, I'm sure it sounds like turbo autism but I cannot grasp how others can fool themselves with their hand.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Is that even supposed to be an insult? You admitted to being a fag, nothing more

I have never jacked off. Never once. I never figured out how to do it. Quite frankly I don't even understand the concept. I feel a definite urge to have intercourse with a woman. A hand is not a substitute. Like, I'm sure it sounds like turbo autism but I cannot grasp how others can fool themselves with their hand.

you don't belong here. You are probably an ace

I don't like to masturbate using my hands, i need to interact with something soft and big to make me feel like it is a woman. I used to masturbate while fucking my pillow pushing it on the wall or ridding it on bed fantasizing it like some of stacy's ass and it always feels so good!

I used to do this too. It took me a decade to kill the habit. Get a fleshlight and use a fuckton of lube. That's how I overcame it but it was very difficult

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

even if a dude sees you?

i always make guarantee not to see it.

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

you don't belong here. You are probably an ace

Wtf is an ace?

 

[Bedford Stye]

I use folded shirts

A sock

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Wtf is an ace?

asexual

 

[Quarantined]

used vacume cleaner

 

[PapaSpertz]

I've used pillows, blankets and teddy bears when I was a kid, the teddy bears always felt the best

 

[Sadtavious VII]

I don't anymore

Nofap since june

Used to lay down and press my penis into my hands when I did it

 

[Frat Link The Chad]

i printed @Rhaast 's face picture out, and i just rub it on my dick
FatLink gave me the idea

Kuuro!

You sumbitch!!

I wish I knew how to quit you?

View: https://youtu.be/iaZzcRtmXXY

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

asexual

Brutal. No, my libido is fairly high. Tbh I wish I was asexual. It would take away a lot of my troubles.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

i printed @Rhaast 's face picture out, and i just rub it on my dick
FatLink gave me the idea

lol hahahaha

I don't like to masturbate using my hands, i need to interact with something soft and big to make me feel like it is a woman. I used to masturbate while fucking my pillow pushing it on the wall or ridding it on bed fantasizing it like some of stacy's ass and it always feels so good!

Shower scarf, humping bed for years, that’s it

 

[NorthernWind]