what would you do if a bear started chasing you?

[incel god]

would you run? what the hell could you possibly do?

 

[beanercel]

Wouldn't give a shit would let it eat me. Would increase my suicide fuel anyways

 

[EnviadoVerde]

Turn 360 degrees and gtfo

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I would eat it

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Slowly wave my arms above my head and tell the bear to back off.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Depends what kind of bear it is

 

[Bianor]

Run get caught and die

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Think you are simply fucked if the bear is hungry. They can climb higher than you can, run fast than you can, are build like a walking tank, so you have little to no chance of doing any significant damage. Maybe fight it to get it to kill me before eating me. Porbably just piss myself while running in vain. Mhhh, maybe if I piss and shit myself that could dismay a not very hungry bear enough to let me go

 

[Max Doltman]

shoot it

 

[Mrugly420]

Shotgunmaxc

 

[Mrugly420]

shoot it

 

[StepyAkermanskie]

I would invite him on a cultural debate and try to explain to him that his willingness to eat me alive is probably a result of his childhood trauma and that he should try to avoid toxic masculinity for the sake of improving his mental health

Spoiler

Nah just kidding, I would just shoot him

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

I literally ran aways, if i had a gun, i shoot that asshole.

 

[NoIdeaWhatToDo]

shoot it

 

[leafblown]

Arms above head. Try to back off. Make weird noises to maybe confuse it. Use gel bear spray if I have it. Shotgun in the eye if I can. Try to fight if it’s gets me. You won’t outrun it. They are fucking monsters so stay away in the first place.

 

[StefiBeaLipton]

Lie down and die.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Wrestlethebearonce

 

[PhilipBlake]

Think you are simply fucked if the bear is hungry. They can climb higher than you can, run fast than you can, are build like a walking tank, so you have little to no chance of doing any significant damage. Maybe fight it to get it to kill me before eating me. Porbably just piss myself while running in vain. Mhhh, maybe if I piss and shit myself that could dismay a not very hungry bear enough to let me go

High IQ, take a nasty shit and cover yourself on it to prevent the bear from eating you.

 

[Friezacel]

I would give the bear some honey and become friends with him. After that i'll ask the bear to eat @incel god so he can stop making low effort posts

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

 

[GeckoBus]

would you run? what the hell could you possibly do?

chill, ask him what hes running from
sometimes bears just need a hug
btw how was your day? anything troubling you?

 

[Emba]

shoot it

 

[Vlarke]

would you run? what the hell could you possibly do?

Accept my fate and hope I die because idont want to live with half my face missing

 

[ElTruecel]

eat it

 

[Shrek]

If it's a female bear probably i think it tries to just rape me