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I'm interested to hear. If conditions were perfect and I was born with a better body, I'd love to have served in sierra leones african civil war as a mercenary. I'd also have killed to be a history professor. Lookism and my shit genes killed both for me.
 
Fireman
that's obviously the gigachad job though so for now I'll just continue to wageslave and cope
 
my dream job is retirement or if I could have afforded it a research position in physics
 
Navy Seal if I had the strength, dex, and willpower stats. It's personification of raw adrenaline and low inhibition.

Fighter pilot or doctor otherwise. Fighter pilot for the same reasons as Navy Seal. Doctor because you bleed money and people worship you as a savior.

Drug kingpin would also be sick ngl.
Anything low inhib and valuable tbqh.
 
Private Military Contractor Commander
 
Always wanted to be a paleontologist or a comic artist
 
CEO of my own company, NEET on max government benefits or rich enough to do nothing. I'm coping by thinking a lottery jackpot is on the horizon, but I had to try like fuck to get a minimum wage job I hate and I've been performing badly lately and they may get rid of me. I get treated and talked to like shit anyway by boomers who've been in relationships for decades, or younger better looking normies with sex lives.

They could never relate to my shitty existence with no friends or social life and being an involuntary virgin at this age.

Things will only get worse.
 
Caliph of Incelistan.
 
These are sweet.
Thank you, I still keep practicing drawing and read bools on dinosaurs and prehistoric shit occasionally. But I work with computers now which is ok aswell
 
Wildlife biologist
 
In my current situation I would like to design robots so incels can cope.

If I had chad ability I would like to run a company like Tesla and build a high tech city. I would make it a walled garden of course. I would invite all incels to live there.
 
I've been through at least one dream job: videogame tester.
 
Train driver, already mogged by a Chad '"friend" though in that regard.Now forced to go to college in hope to become a teacher (suifuel ngl).
Also couldn't do that anyway because i havent got perfect 10/10 vision...gentic is brutal ngl
 
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Pro athlete tbh ngl
 
I don't even know all jobs sounds boring, maybe an astronaut.
 
I wanted to study wildlife but I am too dumb.
 
Girl deflowerer.
 
Fireman
that's obviously the gigachad job though so for now I'll just continue to wageslave and cope
Smoke queers? What a damn joke. Sorry to tell you but most jobs you perceive as being Chad like are actually brimming with incels
 
I can’t think of anything tbh
 
I have no motivation, I just want to rot
 
I'm interested to hear. If conditions were perfect and I was born with a better body, I'd love to have served in sierra leones african civil war as a mercenary. I'd also have killed to be a history professor. Lookism and my shit genes killed both for me.
I don’t think you need to be a chad to be a professor, some of these guys are dinosaurs
 
being rich or being a porn actor with decent looks
 
A mad scientist or an assassin
 
I dont even know. I don't like anything
 
Dude if i was Chad id abuse the hell out of my looks and just become a model. Its almost the same as being a NEET you can meet prime 10/10 Stacies everyday and you get paid a shit ton of money just by existing.
 
Although I already have a career in a STEM field, if I could go back and do something different it would either be a pilot, particle physicist, or a Quant.
 
Delivery man.
 
Foid slave merchant.
 
I'm interested to hear. If conditions were perfect and I was born with a better body, I'd love to have served in sierra leones african civil war as a mercenary. I'd also have killed to be a history professor. Lookism and my shit genes killed both for me.
My dream job is to be a richfag and invest my money in high technologies like Elon Musk.
 
I always wanted to be a body guard for some famous person tbh.

But I'm 5'3" JFL
 
I would like to be a world class footballer and drag scotland to an finals for once. Or lead guitarist in a rock band. That way i could fuck all the staceys that love my band, and i can drugmaxx. Good times.
 
History Professor, tbh being some rich guy from the mid to late 1800s would have been cool, being some normie or chad lite from the Greatest generation would have been nice even if I was only a salesman or something. I have a lot of jobs that I would like to try or do tbh I am someone who wants to experiences a lot of things. Too bad you realistically only have one life and one point of view.
 
I still haven’t even figured out what the fuck I want to do with my life. I don’t know what I’m even good at.
 
Unix system administrator.

It's just a dream, though. I would probably hate it after a few months.
 
Has to no be too hard but still enough of a pain to enter that it will keep the summer riff raff out and keep wages high.
 
I'm interested to hear. If conditions were perfect and I was born with a better body, I'd love to have served in sierra leones african civil war as a mercenary. I'd also have killed to be a history professor. Lookism and my shit genes killed both for me.
Sometimes i regret not going to fight for Rhodesia.

Instead i became hermit gold silver and mineral miner.
 

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