Discussion Which kind of Cancer affects Incels the most? A real life decision.

[Five Dozen Eggs]

I realize I am not a frequent poster on this board but I have lurked for a very long time and have been a member of the community for 6 years now. Part of the reason I have been so inactive is due to the fact I brain and gymmaxx as my copes and I have found myself in a position at work where I have input on which type of cancer some newly acquired funds from a grant goes towards. I have my own opinions on which type is most important to fund, but I would like some feedback on which type of cancer incels think disproportionately affect us. I only have 4 options listed as those are the options we currently have available. I also put an option for other as there is a possibility my director will spread out the funds to different departments. Personally I believe prostate cancer is the best option due to the fact it is a male-only disease but I would like to hear any arguments for any of the types in the comments.

 

[TINMAN]

I don't know about cancer, but chronic loneliness has been linked with high blood pressure, heart disease, Alzheimer's, depression, cognitive decline and a weakened immune system

 

[Angry_runt]

Give grants for cancers foids can't get. So prostate, testicular or brain cancer.

 

[Five Dozen Eggs]

I don't know about cancer, but chronic loneliness has been linked with high blood pressure, heart disease, Alzheimer's, depression, cognitive decline and a weakened immune system

Unfortunately I work very specifically in cancer research so I don't have much input there. I have heard that a ton of "recluses" get lung cancer due to smoking incredible amounts but normies also get that one extensively.

Give grants for cancers foids can't get. So prostate, testicular or brain cancer.

Prostate it is then, we unfortunately do not research testicular cancer any more and I have never seen money diverted to brain cancer.

 

[Capable_Onion]

prostate cancer is absolutely brutal

 

[Fat Link]

I’ve heard before that every single man on planet earth will develop prostate cancer at some point if they live long enough.

Fortunately this typically only happens to most men in their 70’s and older and as far as I’ve heard it’s a slow progressing cancer.

So usually plenty of time to discover it and get it treated somehow.

 

[trying to ascend]

Skin cancer for sure, 60% of here are whitecels

 

[slavcel11]

I've read that around 80% of men above the age of 80 yo will get prostate cancer. If they make it to this age that is. Dont know if it's true across the world, but sounds pretty scary ngl.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Bowel due to stress, diarreah and autism.

Hope I do not have to explain you the connection.

 

[Dr. Dicklet]

Pancreatic is a death sentence, people really have no hope when they get this. It's pretty sad. Killed Bowie, what a legend

 

[solblue]

brain cancer.

 

[Five Dozen Eggs]

Pancreatic is a death sentence, people really have no hope when they get this. It's pretty sad. Killed Bowie, what a legend

Fortunately with some advances, one of the two types of pancreatic cancer is no longer a death sentence. However the other type is more common and still kills basically 98% of anyone who touches it.

Bowel due to stress, diarreah and autism.

Hope I do not have to explain you the connection.

Fun fact: Colon cancer is found at an almost 800% increased incidence rate in Gay men. You don't have to be a cancer researcher to connect the dots on that one.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Fortunately with some advances, one of the two types of pancreatic cancer is no longer a death sentence. However the other type is more common and still kills basically 98% of anyone who touches it.

Fun fact: Colon cancer is found at an almost 800% increased incidence rate in Gay men. You don't have to be a cancer researcher to connect the dots on that one.

Is it the semen, microtears in the bowelwalls or the deformation though?

 

[rope2cope]

Testicular, nigga.

 

[Five Dozen Eggs]

Is it the semen, microtears in the bowelwalls or the deformation though?

It is a combination of all 3. It is literally impossible to clear the colon of all waste before getting your gay on so when the lumen of the colon is torn it is almost a given that (literal) shit gets wedged where it isn't supposed to be. This waste damages cells both immediately and over time significantly increasing the potential for mutated cells to form and therefore for eventual cancer to happen. I have my own theories as well, but basically foreign objects going places in the body where they wouldn't naturally go is a recipe for cancer.

A good analogy would be every time a dude/whore takes a dick up the ass their risk of cancer increases at about the same rate as them getting absolutely fried by the sun for 8 hours (different kinds of cancer obviously but same idea).

 

[Deleted member 27161]

Inceldom discussion.

But I'd assume there aren't that many(if any) incels here that have cancer

 

[Five Dozen Eggs]

Testicular, nigga.

Really wish I could but our institution pawned all of that research off to different universities/companies.

Inceldom discussion

Look if I broke the rules the mods can delete this, I just thought it was the best place for me to ask if anyone here believes a specific type of cancer affects incels more than normies.

 

[Deleted member 8884]

If I had to guess, incels suffer from colon cancer the most of all cancers due to sedentary lifestyle.

Just a guess though.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Prostate cancer = dick cancer

That would be pretty bad since we can’t fap or escortcell

 

[Deleted member 27204]

I have my own theories as well, but basically foreign objects going places in the body where they wouldn't naturally go is a recipe for cancer.

That's why imo transhumanism and implants into the human body are doomed to failure for the near future until there is a way found to put these implants into the body without the body reacting to it in an inflammatory way @NoCopeNoHope

 

[Deleted member 26884]

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