[NSFW] would you ascend with a virgin female triceratops?

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wonder if I am dating myself by sharing my crush on a 1988 movie char I grew up with, do teencels these days even know of Bluth films?



I wish I could just dinomax

Chadasauri only :(
 
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All your threads are weird as fuck. Why do I keep clicking on them?
 
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This is what inceldom does to people
 
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Dinochad only.
 
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makes u go insane
if you watched this as a kid you wanted Cera as your GF
most people "grow out" of this and pretend it doesn't exist deep down
insanity is simply acknowledging the desire to coom with your childhood nostalgia instead of being in denile about it
not wanting to coom inside Cera is just being a racist
why wouldn't you want to coom inside a dinosaur?

TBH any of these seem like a less disgusting fuck than your average roastie, I would probably be the first human to fuck her hole
 
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What the fuck is with all the bestiality crap lately? I would ascend with a virgin human female, because I'm a human. This bestiality shit is really getting sickening.

This is what inceldom does to people
I hope I'm not this far gone yet.
 
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if you watched this as a kid you wanted Cera as your GF
most people "grow out" of this and pretend it doesn't exist deep down
insanity is simply acknowledging the desire to coom with your childhood nostalgia instead of being in denile about it
not wanting to coom inside Cera is just being a racist
why wouldn't you want to coom inside a dinosaur?

TBH any of these seem like a less disgusting fuck than your average roastie, I would probably be the first human to fuck her hole
as long as it makes u coom :yes:
 
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I would fuck this one.


I find her very cute, in human decile scale what would you rank her?

it's really too bad IRL simians aren't this cute, I wish we could just engineer them to be more anthropomorphic somehow

I feel like such a lookist but I can't get past their IRL faces it's gross



way too much artistic license needs to happen, reality is fucking gross
 
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No, I don't fuck animals. I mean if you want a dinasaur, you might as well fuck dog or horse pussy or something I mean holy shit
 
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Ur threads nvr fail to amuse me :feelskek:
 
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Massive bruh moment
 
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Quality thread. Bravo. Just incredible.
 
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Fuckin' knew it was gon' be some Land Before Time shit.
 
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It's time to stop
 
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What happened to the girl you planned to ask out.
 
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Y'all need Jesus
 
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Sorry. I must decline.
 
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Dinosaurs didn't have a cock and balls and neither do birds if you think about it. WTF is this shit anyway? The Land that Time Really Should have Forgot.
 
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